Directors: Oliver Parker, Barnaby Thompson (An Ideal Husband, The Importance of Being Earnest)
Screenplay: Piers Ashworth, Jamie Minoprio, Nick Moorcroft, Jonathan M. Stern
Producers: Oliver Parker, Barnaby Thompson
Starring: Mischa Barton, Rupert Everett, Colin Firth, Lena Headey, Caterina Murino, Stephen Fry, Jodie Whittaker, Celia Imrie, Anna Chancellor, Gemma Arterton, Russell Brand, Toby Jones
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running time: 97 min.
A film like St. Trinian’s goes to show one thing: even good directors make catastrophic mistakes. Sadly, this isn’t one that can be completely attributed to the director but it certainly makes me wonder what Oliver Parker was thinking when he agreed to direct this script; a script of such epically misguided proportions that it apparently required a team of writers.
It’s a straightforward story and one that, on the surface, appears to be the perfect vehicle for its young starlets and a good, positive watch for the pre-teen/teen girls who it directly markets.
When their headmistress proves to be at a loss on how to prevent her school from financial ruin and closure, a group of girls at the boarding school hatch a plan to save their beloved learning institution. It sounds harmless enough but early on it’s clear that this film will not go over well. True, it’s reminiscent of the cartoons it’s based on but the previous films appear to have done a much better job of capturing the adventure of St. Trinian’s while this new incarnation feels more like tortured and ill conceived update of the source material.
The rundown institution is led by Camilla Fritton (Rupert Everett in very bad drag), a drunk, careless headmistress who worries more about her dog than her girls. One can overlook this as a poor attempt at comedy and a story function that allows the girls to rise up and take control of the situation but it’s clunky and unfunny. This is, however, the least of the film’s problems which reach epic proportions when we meet the girls who we’re supposed to be cheering for.
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