“Oh look! Carnage.”
This is what happens when you let the Saw people play with the Glee people. It’s the teachers vs. the students in this latest iteration of the Zombie-Comedy-Siege film, Cooties. In 2015, when zombie comedies are done to death, this one against all odds, looks pretty darn good.
Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, and Jorgé Garcia star as the teachers who have to fight off their entire classrooms due to a fast-zombie outbreak which only affects humans who haven’t gone through puberty yet. Before you can mash Who Can Kill a Child together with The Faculty and Shaun of the Dead, some kid can yell, “Ewww, Cooties!”