The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don’t let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend – a triscuit. She said, a triscuit – a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly’s out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
You probably do not need to be sold any more on this project, you are either in or out at this point. If not, watch the latest Mad Max: Fury Road trailer in 1080p
This trailer had me until Antoine Fuqua. Jake Gyllenhal as a boxer who took one too many punches, Rachel McAdams as his beautiful wife, hyper tracking shot along the ropes. But then Fuqua, wife beautifully dying, child in peril, overly glossed up nonsense with only a veneer of grit that panders to lowest common denominator. Am I wrong? After a wonderful 2014 for Gyllenhaal where he gave perhaps the three best performances (both his Enemy doppelgangers and Nightcrawler, both the half-hearted Nailed release and now this, hmmm. I hope it gets better.
The magnificent cinematography, the continuing story line from Skyfall, and the sense that the filmmaking on display has unequivocally gotten to absolutely the A-Level after the franchise crossed the 50 year mark.
Enjoy the teaser trailer for the latest chapter in the Daniel Craig era of James Bond. Plus, some bonus silky, shadowy vocal stylings of Sir Christoph Waltz.
Mixing the police procedural and kung fu genres is an honored tradition going back to the Police Story films in the 1980s, and turning interesting new pages with both Sha Po Lang (aka Kill Zone) and Wu Xia (aka Dragon). In this tradition, it lends me to believe that Kung Fu Killer is probably the dumbed down English marketing title. But wait, it is in fact about a serial killer hunting down and killing martial arts masters, so there is kind of a directness in that title. Donnie Yen headlines a film filled with stunts, interesting locations for hand to hand fights, and all around style, given a little lift with CGI, but not over-doing it too much. Director Teddy Chan’s previous Bodyguards and Assassins was pretty flashy, pretty solid entertainment, and nothing leads me to believe that this will be otherwise.
In fact, I do really want to know what that room with the super-sized plastic skull is, and how the film gets there…
Lionsgate mysteriously pulled this film from the schedule of the 2014 edition of Toronto International Film Festival at the last minute. Now the studio is quoting the TIFF festival guide in their trailer. Hmmm. Either way, Arnold Schwarzenegger joins the ongoing Zombie party with this tale of a father-daughter relationship strained by her infection with undead-ness in Maggie.
Comfortably wearing his years, and giving the film (or at least, the trailer) a melancholy tone, this is very much a new page in the Ex-Governor of California film career as he fully embraces his age, even if it feels like we’ve had far too many variations on the undead at this this point. Abigail Breslin, no stranger to the genre after appearing in Zombieland a few years ago, plays his daughter.
Have a look and leave your thoughts in the comment section.
Ahh, westerns. We love ‘em so much here in the third row, they have their own category.
Slow West premiered to positive reviews at Sundance this year and by the looks of the trailer, I can see why. The film, which is directed by John Maclean, stars Michael Fassbender as a gunslinger guiding a young man, played by Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Road), across the west to find his love. It co-stars Ben Mendelsohn (The Dark Knight Rises, Killing Them Softly), Rory McCann (Game of Thrones), and Brooke Williams.
It looks a little less gritty and a little more fun–that’s to say a little less Wild Bunch and a little more Josey Wales.
Slow West drops in select theaters on May 15, 2015.
In its fifth entry, the Mission Impossible franchise doubles down on crazy-real stunts involving its aging leading man, Tom Cruise. Previously, he was climbing around on the outside of Dubai’s Burj Kalifa skyscraper. Here he is struggling on the outside of a gargantuan military aircraft as it takes off. Impressive stuff.
The rest of the trailer is more of what you would expect from the fifth entry of a franchise. Christopher McQuarrie taking over for Brad Bird in the director department seems like an OK choice, but the screenplay, written by Iron Man 3 scribe Drew Pearce and video game writer Will Staples, involves a shadow-agency — an evil mirror of the IMF — and is as lazy as one can get; probably another indication of Bad Robot being the ongoing shepherd for the franchise.
It is not just Hollywood interested in rebooting franchises ever few years, Luc Besson’s production-house Europa is getting in on the action by retooling the Transporter trilogy with a new lead, Ed Skrein, now that, I suppose, Jason Statham has graduated to the Fast Franchise. With all the talk of technology in this traile, before of course getting to the testosterone and tits, comprising the three “T”s of these films, I am more than a tad surprised that they opted for just another Audi, when they could have gone with a Tesla.
…And people are saying it looks terrible? Ok, yes it’s an Adam Sandler joint. Yes, that is Kevin James. Yes, Peter Dinklage. Sandler’s current run of film outings have been pretty miserable. But still. If it gets as ridiculous and over the top and as dumb as it looks, it could be the very thing that makes it one of the best popcorn munching films of the year.
Give me a power pellet and a sledge hammer. I’m in.