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  • Review: 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days

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    Director: Cristian Mungiu (Occident)
    Writer: Cristian Mungiu
    Producers: Cristian Mungiu , Oleg Mutu
    Starring: Anamaria Marinca, Vlad Ivanov, Laura Vasiliu, Alexandru Potoceanu
    MPAA Rating: NR
    Running time: 113 min


    You may feel the need to have a good, hot shower (or two) at the conclusion of 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days. The movie is gritty, dark, cold and depressing. But sitting above all that is the fact that it’s undeniably compelling; despite its repugnant subject matter.

    Taking place in communist Romania in 1987, we start our story in a student dormitory where we follow a young lady named Otilia as she goes about morning business. Looking for friends to talk to, buying some cigarettes and other essentials. We can tell something is going on between her and her flat mate, Gabita, as if they are planning something important; though we’re not quite sure what. We follow Otilia throughout the morning: meeting her boyfriend, gathering some money, stopping at a hotel, etc; still obviously preparing for something important and secretive. Eventually she meets up with a stranger in a public place, whom she brings back to Gabita at the hotel. Here is where we finally learn that an illegal abortion is about to be performed. As little problems that have arisen throughout the day grow more and more important and more and more impactful, we can see that this entire situation is a time bomb waiting to go off. Things quickly begin to spiral downward and out of control and Otilia must make decisions that will change the way she views the world, her friends and most importantly herself, forever.

    Anamaria Marinca as OtiliaWhile I try not to draw too many comparisons with other films in my written reviews, I couldn’t help but be reminded of Gus Van Sant’s high school drama, Elephant. While not as literally explosive as Elephant ends up being, 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days appears to draw some inspiration from Mr. Van Sant as it spends quite a bit of its running time with seemingly mundane details and lengthy shots of characters going about normal, everyday activities; or lengthy, nearly silent shots of characters while in not such a mundane circumstance. The difference between the two films however, would be that while Elephant slowly builds nothing into cataclysm by the end, 4, 3, 2 has several moments interspersed throughout that are cringingly gripping and even interesting and sometimes sickening and degrading.

    The director really does a fantastic job of getting us to sympathize with Otilia after the choices and sacrifices she makes for herself and her friend. We may not be so sympathetic at the time; but it’s later, when we’re forced to sit and think about what has happened that we really feel the sting of emotion. Whether it be a lengthy (10 minutes) happy birthday dinner party in which we get a long unbroken shot of Otilia as she sits at a dinner table full of joyous conversationalists or Otilia just sitting on a chair loooking at the floor as she contemplates and questions her friend on what has happened, we have no choice but to look into Otilia’s eyes and in this way, we’re very forcefully thrust into her shoes and we want nothing more than to be somewhere else.

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  • Review: The Band’s Visit

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    Band’s Visit poster

    Director: Eran Kolirin
    Writer: Eran Kolirin
    Producers: Ehud Bleiberg, Koby Gal-Raday, Guy Jacoel, Eilon Rachkowsky, Yossi Uzrad
    Starring: Sasson Gabai, Saleh Bakri, Ronit Elkabetz
    MPAA Rating: PG-13
    Running time: 87 min


    Along the same lines as Juno in one respect, The Band’s Visit grated on my nerves for about half of the picture; though through no fault of its own. Seeing this film with a Minnesota audience of an average age of about 65, it took a harsh toll on my patience as audience members cackled throughout the nearly 90 minute running time of the entire film, thinking everything they saw on screen was hilarious – even though there wasn’t anything particularly funny about any of the given scenes.

    Band’s VisitThe Band’s Visit opens with a group of Egyptian, military band members standing in the middle of nowhere (a small town in Israel), waiting for a bus that will never show up. All wearing the same, powder-blue uniforms, the group stands out like a sore thumb and Israeli hospitality is lacking to say the least. Becoming more and more lost, eventually the group finds themselves at a small cafe run by a strong, independent woman who offers food and a place to sleep. She splits the men up to three different locations around the town; taking two herself, three at a friend’s small flat and the other two on the cafe floor. From here, the band members appear embarrassingly greatful and accept quiet conversation, a night out on the town or a quiet evening at home singing songs or playing their instruments. There really isn’t much more plot than that. The story finds its path with conversation and layers of humanity peeled away slowly but surely.

    The movie definitely has some slow pacing and could get a bit tedious for some as the quirk and charm wears off and the character development starts to reveal itself. Fortunately for me, this is when the audience started to quiet down and I began to really enjoy the picture and find that these characters actually mean more to me than just a series of cute moments.

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  • Video Review: Be Kind Rewind

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    Be Kind Rewind poster

    Director: Michel Gondry (Human Nature, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep)
    Writer: Michel Gondry
    Producers: Georges Bermann, Julie Fong
    Starring: Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover, Melonie Diaz, Mia Farrow
    MPAA Rating: R
    Running time: 101 min


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  • Review: 13 Beloved

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    13 Beloved

    Director: Chukiat Sakveerakul
    Written By: Chukiat Sakveerakul (writer) Eakasit Thairatana (comic)
    Producers: Prachya Pinkaew
    Starring: Krissada Sukusol, Achita Sikamana, Sarunyoo Wongkrachang, Nathapong Arunnetra
    Rating: NC-16 (Some disturbing scenes)
    Running time: 1 hr 49 mins

    Four out of Five

    Props go out to Aardvark over at Twitch for the news that on March 18th Dimension Extreme will be releasing 13 Beloved under the title of 13 Game of Death. I figured I would throw up a review of the movie that was available before on Region 3 DVD.

    The movie starts with Yamaha instrument salesmean Pusit (Krissada Terrence) failing to make a big sale to a school, having his car repossessed for defaulting on payments, getting fired due to poor sales and having his mother call needing to borrow money for his sister who spent her tuition money on a new phone. Just when he thinks nothing can go wrong he receives a strange phone call with an offer to pay him 1000 Baht (1 Thai baht = 0.031686 U.S. dollars) if he will pick up the newspaper that is beside him and kill the fly that is bothering him. He questions the caller but proceeds to swat the fly dead with the newspaper. Pusit’s phone beeps and we see that the 1000 Baht has been deposited into his account. A second call comes and the stakes rise if he will eat the fly that he just killed. What follows is a continuing increase in the difficulty of challenges on a moral and physical level while the money values rise. The rules of the overall game are that he cannot tell anyone about the game, no one can find out about the game and that if he fails any of the challenges he looses all the money that he has just earned.

    In order to enjoy 13 Beloved you really have to be willing to suspend your disbelief. The person running the game is pretty much all knowing and seems to be able to control everyone’s actions. The movie itself plays out as a dark satire that looks at reality television (I am making the assumption that reality TV exists in Thailand). The challenges which Pusit must overcome consist of games as basic as those you might see on Fear Factor but also extremely violent ones which are set up to break him down emotionally as well as physically. At times the movie is extremely dark and vicious when it comes to the game but other times it does not take itself seriously. My favorite challenge is one of the earlier ones where Pusit must make three children at a daycare cry.

    In addition to Pusit we also see the story through the eyes of a co-worker Tawng (Achita Wuthinounsurasit) who quickly discovers something is wrong and attempts to stop Pusit from participating in the game. I found this character to be somewhat superfluous and really was only there so you could find out just who was behind the game. I almost would have preferred that she would not have played as important of role as she did and that 13 Beloved did not feel the need to show us the mastermind behind everything. This was not a strong enough of a fault to make me dislike this movie at all and in fact I thought it was an extremely smart thriller that constantly blurred genres in a good way.

    Like most Asian movies that do well, 13 Beloved is getting a North American remake. I do not believe that Hollywood will do this movie justice and will turn it into simple thriller that does not blend genres at all. My suggestion is to check this out either on the original Region 3 DVD or on March 18th pick up the Dimension Extreme release.

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  • Review: The Signal

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    The Signal - CaptionedOut of Atlanta comes an independent ‘rage’-styled zombie film by way of the anthology film. The Signal unfolds in three ‘transmissions’ from three different writer/directors telling a continuous story with the same characters. An unexplained signal takes over the television, land and cellular phone systems which incites either extreme confusion or murderous rage (or both) into most of the population. While society tears itself apart the film initially follows Mya, a woman having an affair on her overbearing husband Lewis, who becomes the focus of the second part, with sensitive romantic Ben, the subject of the final transmission. There is nothing quite like the end of the world to bring a few people together and them tear them apart.

    The film gives nods to classic zombie fare such as Night of the Living Dead (Lewis’ friend Rod is somewhat of a stand in for Night of the Living Deads resourceful Ben in a mini-vignette in the film which is sure to spawn the insider catchphrase “Do you have the Crazy?”) as well as more modern ones including 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead, all the while borrowing a page out of the J-horror handbook (technology as the transmitter of evil) without ever coming off like a remake. The Signals greatest strength is that it remains resolutely experimental and thoroughly unpredictable. This is helped in large order by the two abrupt shifts in tone as a new writer director picks up the story in thirty minutes increments. The first part is shot aggressively hand-held and serves up intensity and immediacy with only a subtle nudge of humour. The second part is farcical (and may be the breaking point for those really caught up in the first chapter) and soaked in splatter comedy set pieces that show a real gift for comedic timing. The third part gets all psychological, conspiratorial, and (no joke) features a tinfoil hat. While the finale is easily weakest of the three chapters (a curious phenomenon in trilogies), it nonetheless allows actor Justin Wellborn to strut his acting stuff oscillating between sensitive, incredulousness and controlled rage seamlessly.

    The Signal pushes well past expectations coming from a modest budget (although they wisely keep the scope of the film very tiny) and features some surprisingly good acting. In the case of the middle chapter there is a very precise sense comic timing. Perhaps a complaint with this film is that by its own internal logic, the filmmakers have written themselves a blank ticket to get away with whatever they want. To state this more clearly, the filmmakers thoroughly delight in screwing with their audience, both in perception and expectation. Whether this is to be considered a stroke of brilliance or full fledge cop-out will likely make or break your experience. Throwing flashbacks, double-fakes and other structural trickery into the equation while remaining a skin-deep entertainment, it demands that the audience stay on its toes. The Signal comes with a wholehearted recommendation from these quarters. It’s a bombastic good time at the movies, especially for aficionados of the genre who take some form of pleasure in playing ‘spot the reference.’

  • Review: Jumper

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    Jumper poster

    Director: Doug Liman (Swingers, Go, Bourne Identity, Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
    Screenplay: David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls, Simon Kinberg
    Novel: Steven Gould
    Producers: Simon Kinberg, Stacy Maes, Jay Sanders, Lucas Foster
    Starring: Hayden Christiansen, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson, Jaimie Bell, Diane Lane, Michael Rooker
    MPAA Rating: PG-13
    Running time: 90 min


    Hayden ChristiansenI‘m always on the lookout for a fun, smart, sci-fi adventure movie that doesn’t delve into the trashy world of comic books, but simply asks the question, “what if?” Jumper covers this genre remarkably well and I was surprised to find myself smiling as I left the theater really wanting more. Which, as I’ll explain, I’m sure we’ll get very soon.

    Jumper starts with a troubled young kid just trying to make his way through high school with the normal stuff high school boys have to deal with: bullies, girls, parents, etc. Unexpectedly one day he finds he has a unique gift. He’s able to teleport his body from place to place instantaneously any time he chooses. What would any young man do with this kind of power? Use the power for personal gain of course. David steals money, travels the world impressing woman and getting anything he’s always wanted. Not to mention you don’t have to stand up to reach the remote control, just “jump” to it.

    Flashing forward, we see David as an adult (Hayden Christiansen) and what his life has become: a stress free, breeze through life with no worries, a swank apartment, nice cars and a bit of pompousness to his persona. This is at least until an unexpected vistor (Sam Jackson) shows up at his apartment asking strange questions and ultimately attacking David with sophistacated equipment rendering David’s jump ability useless. David does narrowly escape and for the first time discovers he’s not alone in the world with his ability and also finds himself in a war that he wants no part of.

    I think what I liked most about the movie is that the story itself is completely believable. Instead of taking on a super-hero aspect, David does exactly what I would do if I discovered this ability. I’d make my life as enjoyable and fun as possible. Taking vacations everyday all over the world and getting exactly what I want, whenever I want. Though a bit arrogant, David is a good person at heart, he just has nothing or no one to care about and therefore seems to have little regard for others around him or society as a whole.

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  • Review: The Amateurs

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    Amateurs

    Director: Michael Traeger
    Writers: Michael Traeger
    Producer: Aaron Ryder
    Starring: Jeff Bridges, Tim Blake Nelson, Joe Pantoliano, William Fichtner, Ted Danson, Patrick Fugit
    MPAA Rating: R
    Running time: 100 min.


    This isn’t going to be one of my typical reviews. It will be more of a ranting defensive piece than anything else. The Amateurs (aka The Moguls) was absolutely trounced by the critics. “Not funny,” “embarrassing,” “awkward and excruciating.” These are just some of the many, many comments left by “professional” critics around the country. I couldn’t disagree more and wonder if we watched the same movie. As it turns out, after some studio cuts and a re-release, we actually probably didn’t see the same movie. But for now, that’s neither here nor there.

    AmateursThe Amateurs is about a middle age, semi-loser of a man (Bridges) who’s lost his wife to divorce and slowly losing his son to the very rich step father. He’s constantly coming up with schemes to get himself a name. Living in a small town with lots of friends in the same proverbial boat, they are naturally always behind his schemes hoping to score equally as large, even though he fails at them time and time again. His plot this time is for the town to band together and make an adult film; or porno “to use the parliance of our times.”

    Now I’m not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass and say this movie is something it’s not. It’s not a masterpiece or even close to Oscar worthy. It’s probably not even charming enough for any independent spirit awards. But it’s good. Not great, but good. Sure it has some weird editing clunkers and yes, this is a perfect example of why Brian Cox tells his screenplay students in Adaptation that voice over should NEVER be used (rhetoric that I normally believe is absolute, cliched crap). Having said that, this is one helluva an ensemble piece put together by first time writer/director Michael Traeger with a neat little idea that could’ve turned into a vulgar piece of trash. Instead, the film decides to take a morally questionable subject and keep it “fairly” clean and fun (think The Full Monty) while simultaneously keeping things original. Though rated “R”, I’d give it a passing PG-13 rating and would have no problem letting my teenage son (if I had one) sit down with this movie.

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  • Review: Somersault

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    Somersault Movie Poster

    Director: Cate Shortland
    Writer: Cate Shortland
    Producer: Anthony Anderson
    Starring: Abbie Cornish, Sam Worthingtonn, Olivia Pigeot, Lynette Curran
    MPAA Rating: Not Rated
    Running time: 106 min.


    Somersault Movie StillLast spring I fell into Candy, an Australian indie starring Heath Ledger and the fresh faced Abbie Cornish. My love for that film prompted Paul Martin’s (my Aussie connection) recommendation of another earlier Cornish starring film Somersault, and as he predicted I did, in fact, enjoy this film quite a bit.

    Cornish plays Heidi, a teen girl on the verge of sexual awakening who, after an encounter with her mother’s boyfriend, runs off to Jindabyne with the intention of staying with some guy she met at the mall. When that plan falls through, she gets herself involved with some less than trustworthy individuals but a series of bad choices eventually lead her to Irene, the owner of a local motel who gives her a place to stay. Heidi gets a job, she appears to fall in love with Joe and life seems to be moving ahead comfortably but when things don’t go according to her plan, a plan that she herself doesn’t seem to know, her self-destructive tendencies re-appear.

    The opening few minutes of the film affected me the same way that the first few minutes of David Slade’s Hard Candy did: they made me angry. Angry at the young women involved and their willingness put themselves in dangerous and compromising situations. But where Hard Candy’s Hayley is nearly always in control, Heidi always seems lost and confused. She’s attractive and knows how to play the men that wonder into her life, taking sexual advantage but the sex is disconnected and emotionless which begs the question: why? Maybe it’s the lack of a father figure but mostly it seems that Heidi is incapable of understanding the emotions she feels and those that she elicits from the men she’s involved with.

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  • Review: Diary of The Dead

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    Diary of the Dead CaptionedThis is a slightly tweaked version of a review written during the 2007 Toronto International Film Festival, where the film premiered during the Midnight Madness sidebar. If you are looking for a night out and are lucky enough to be in an area where it is playing in its limited 42 screen release, you could certainly do a lot worse!

    Diary of the Dead is George A. Romero’s reboot of his own series of ‘…the Dead’ films after the less-than-classic Land of the Dead. Studio budget and expectations are replaced with a back-to-basics philosophy – in Romero’s own words, this is “one from the heart.” And God bless that the iconoclastic aging hippie is still working all these years after reinventing the Zombie (and the independent American film) back in 1968. While Diary may not exactly be an auteur flavoured film like the first three, it’s a solid piece of Zombie filmmaking that manages more often than not to overcome the timely hand-held camera conceit on display in much bigger budgeted form with Matt Reeve‘s Cloverfield.

    Rather than the teeming hordes of undead encountered in Night, Day, Dawn and Land, the zombies in Diary are lone wanderers not dissimilar to the millions of folks browsing or writing on the internet (you know who you are). In going back to his roots he finds a different direction to take altogether. It is great to see Romero’s batteries recharged after the apparently difficult time had during the shooting of Land of the Dead. Smaller, more personal films, chock-a-block with enthusiasm and sociological riffing are what he does best.

    At one point on the road, the group of students at the centre of Diary of the Dead, encounter an Amish man. Samuel, who is likely to become a fan favorite alongside of Bub, is deaf and mute – a not so subtle comment on the necessity of technology. He communicates with the filmmakers by scribbling on a chalk slate, and gets the films most sublime visual moment echoing Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues video snippet amid raining zombie parts. It may be 2008, but Romero is very much still the Flower Child.

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  • Review: Spiral

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    Spiral DVD

    Director: Adam Green (Hatchet), Joel Moore (Miles from Home)
    Writer:
    Jeremy Danial Boreing, Joel Moore
    Producers: Jeremy Danial Boreing
    Starring: Joel Moore, Amber Tamblyn, Zachary Levi, Tricia Helfer, David Muller
    MPAA Rating:
    Rated PG-13 for disturbing behavior, violence, some partial nudity and language.
    Running time: 90 min.



    Four out of Five

    It was last fall and I was in Toronto for the After Dark film festival and I was waiting for the night’s movie to start and we were shown a trailer for a indie psychological thriller called Spiral. The trailer just blew me away. I have a thing for psychological thrillers where the terror doesn’t come from some maniac running through the woods where all the “horror” comes from loud noises and lots of blood and guts. After the movie I was chatting with a rep from the distributor trying to convince them to send me a copy of the screener as I seriously doubted it would ever hit the Saskatoon theatres. I was right; it never did hit the theatre here and about a month or so ago I heard about the DVD release coming up on the 19th of February. I sent a quick email off to the rep and she was able to send me out an advance copy. My hopes that Spiral would be a great little thriller had been lessened a bit due to a comment from one of the other writers here at Row Three who had seen the movie plus I now knew that Spiral not only starred Joel Moore who was the lead character of Hatchet but it was also directed by the director of Hatchet, Adam Green. Hatchet was one of those “horror” movies like I mentioned above as really not liking. My expectations had been lowered now and I was somewhat worried about how I would feel about my first movie provided to me specifically for reviewing.

    When Spiral first opens, we meet Mason (Joel Moore) frantically calling his friend Berkeley (Zachary Levi) in the middle of the night. He is terrified about what he has just done. Berkeley sleepily tells him to deal with it and go back to sleep. We don’t know just what exactly Mason has done, but the ominous light from the back room suggests something quite terrible. The next day Mason is a total wreck at work and Berkeley, who we learn is Mason’s boss and friend, shrugs off any possible problems as he is caught up in his own activities. Over time Mason seems to be moving more into his shell until he meets Amber (Amber Tamblyn). Amber is the opposite of Mason but she still comes across as a social misfit. Amber and Mason hit it off and we move through their relationship; all the while knowing that something bad is coming.

    Spiral

    We see Amber desperate for a relationship with Mason and she tries again and again to break into the barriers that Mason has built up. Yet he keeps her out as best he can. The only forms of communication the two are really able to share are through the Jazz music that Mason loves and his artwork. The two spend many evenings together where Mason paints Amber’s portrait. While he is working on a current portrait he is busy planning and sketching out his next portrait; yet he won’t let Amber see the sketch.

    Spiral for me is an old school thriller that also works well as a character study of the three main characters. Joel Moore and Amber Tamblyn are wonderfully creepy and socially inept. I completely bought into their relationship even though you know right from the beginning that this just can’t work out well. While Berkeley is not a difficult character, Zachary Levi played him to a tee. For all of Mason’s insecurities, Berkeley was supportive to keep him going, yet there is no way that Berkeley ever actually listens to Mason. I really enjoyed the dynamic between these three characters.

    Spiral is not without its problems though, I mentioned Mason’s love of Jazz and the music ends up being built into the movie score itself. Unfortunately during one important scene, instead of continuing on with the Jazz score, it suddenly switches to a pop song. This totally took me out of the movie and felt completely out of place. I am not actually referring to the music at the end of the movie but during the scene at the cemetery. I have seen a few negative comments about the final music but for me this other scene is much more jarring.

    A second complaint of the movie would be that I was not able to fully realize just what the relationship between Berkeley and Mason was. For more than half the movie I was pretty sure they were brothers. Perhaps I missed an important line or two somehow, but I found myself questioning their relationship when my attention should have been on the relationship between Mason and Amber.

    Spiral is one of those great little thrillers with excellent characters that really drew me in. If you are a fan of thrillers where the violence is not at the forefront but the actual character arcs are, I’m sure you’ll walk away from Spiral having enjoyed yourself. Spiral is set for DVD release on February 19th.

    Note: This is mostly just a side note about something that Kurt commented on earlier and doesn’t belong right in the review but I wanted to mention it. I personally had no problem with Tricial Helfer’s character or the fact that she was in the movie. I completely bought that someone like Berkeley would have a stunning girlfriend. He came across as pretty shallow and I imagine him as being someone who would be only interested in looks except when it comes to someone like his pet project, Mason.

    Links:
    IMDb profile – full cast and crew
    Official Site

  • Review: Normal

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    Normal Movie Poster

    Director: Carl Bessai (Emile, Severed)
    Writer: Travis McDonald, Carl Bessai
    Producers: Carl Bessai, Andrew Boutilier
    Starring: Carrie-Anne Moss, Kevin Zegers, Callum Keith Rennie, Andrew Airlie, Cameron Bright, Camille Sullivan, Tygh Runyan
    MPAA Rating: R
    Running time: 100 min.


    The overhead shot that opens Normal sets the stage: we’re not dealing with the average family. Gigantic yards, sprawling homes, swimming pools, waterfront properties; is this really BC? Turns out it is, in fact, Victoria but regardless of where it is, Bessai’s breathtaking method doesn’t feel like a cheap TV rip-off. The languishing visuals and music mark a somber mood and the control of someone with clear intentions.

    Normal Movie StillNormal is the story of how a young man’s death affects various individuals focusing on his parents, his best friend and the man driving the other car. Ensemble casts have become a bit cliché, especially with a description like this one, but Bessai’s film feels different, likely because the connections between the characters aren’t extended between their natural reach. There’s no attempt to cross the various stories and tie them together in a nice bow instead, it feels as though we’re watching these individuals deal with the day to day but coming ever closer to a breaking point and when that point is finally reached, the conclusions aren’t grand. They feel real and raw, something which can be attributed to the script, the acting and Bessai’s handling of the camera.

    With such varied characters and a loose connection between them, Normal could easily have become tired and flat but it is to Travis McDonald and Bessai’s great credit that the film never sells out. The characters grow and change but in believable ways and even when it walks the line of melodrama, the film manages to feel authentic. This must have been particularly difficult with the character of Catherine, the mother of the dead boy, who is in a constant fit of anger or depression.

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  • Review: In Bruges

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    In Bruge one-sheet poster

    Director: Martin McDonagh
    Writer: Martin McDonagh
    Producers: Graham Broadbent, Peter Czernin
    Starring: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Clemence Poesy
    MPAA Rating:
    Running time: 107 min



    In Bruges is a baffler of a movie. How did entertainment manage to encompass something on one hand crazy and silly, and on the other hand cruel. But entertaining the film is; and this in spite of the fact that it is truly and utterly about nothing. The delights come in the form of small and well crafted episodes, expresso shots of empty calories which are highly satisfying, if only for that exact moment. That and the strong trio of performances from Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes. All three of them mug for the camera in their own way which is funny and sad and unflattering all simultaneously. Fiennes in his Looney Tunes way, Gleeson in his sad sack, yet reliable way, but the star of the show is the petty, stupid, and ‘in-the-moment’ selfishness of Colin Farrell. Certainly he gives one of his finest performances to date. His constant whining at his lot in life at being stuck in Bruges is reminiscent of Clerk’s aimless and ineffectual Dante Hicks refrain of “I’m not even supposed to be here today” which despite all odds, gets funnier with each repetition.

    The film ambles along, not particularly in a hurry to get anywhere, because the film really has nowhere to go. There is not much of a plot to speak of, merely two hitmen in a holding pattern in a quaint little Belgium tourist-town waiting for judgment or reassignment from their boss/benefactor. Gleeson goes sightseeing, Farrell picks up a hot blonde on a movie set and somehow befriends one of the actors (Jordan Prentice here as the doppleganger of Peter Dinklage‘s ‘token dream-sequence dwarf’ from Tom DiCillo‘s Living in Oblivion), despite continually insulting him. Amusingly, the film-being-made is at one point remarked to be somewhat of a remake of Don’t Look Now.

    In Bruges CaptionedAll of the relationships in the film are oil-in-water to the point of which the only discernible thing the film has to say (besides the obvious – “shooting innocent children is unforgivable”) is that nobody has a good time in a tourist trap. The film likes its comedy as black as pitch considering that it tries to mix kid-shooting, extremely politically incorrect humour and overall cruelty. And it honest-to-god wants to you like these characters. Going back to Colin Farrell for a moment, he certainly goes as far as he can to doing so, yet you can only like him in a somewhat condescending sort of way, because really he is coasting on immaturity, casual stupidity and charm (more than one would-be girlfriend is suckered in by those qualities, as the audience will likely be here, although afterwards, there is nothing really to hold onto). Undoubtedly a movie star, he plays the Irish equivalent of any number of Adam Sandler‘s man-children, particularly so in a spontaneous argument with a Canadian tourist in a fancy restaurant. It’s all petty outburst and overreaction. Of course some of the driving nature behind this character is supposed to be guilt on his accidental murder of a boy. Yet the rest of the pictures silliness doesn’t really support the melancholic suicide angle very well.

    I don’t know what this in particular says about me, but I found myself laughing at all the insensitivity and overall unpredictable nature of many of the plot threads. It may be ill conceived, but I admittedly enjoyed the brashness, the going nowhere fast nature, and the neanderthal gallery of supporting misfits (in particular the constant aside on ‘alcoves’ with the local arms merchant) and the fact that anyone even attempted to mash such un-mashable tones together – here a multi-award winning playwright Martin McDonagh making his film debut – endeared me to the picture. The strange tone, occasional pop-culture riffing, oddball characters and overall wait-room setting puts In Bruges somewhere between The Big Lebowski and Reservoir Dogs, although the film doesn’t quite make it to the quality (and likely re-watchable level) of either of those films. It is completely and utterly forgettable picture with some entertaining performances and off-flavoured jokes. That still makes it miles above almost everything else plopped into the multiplex this time of year.

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