Archive for the ‘Quote’ Category

  • Christmas Movie Quotes

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    We’ve seen the lists of favorite Christmas movies time and time again. While many of these quotes come from said list, it’s still fun to revisit some of these and “get into the spirit.”

    “Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”

    “Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.”

    “It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.”

    “Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”

    “I been savin’ this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.”

    “Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick.”

    “Well, I’m sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.”

    “Add all that up, I don’t know what the fuck it means, but you got some bad-ass perpetrators and they’re here to stay.”

    “Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”

    Merry Chirstmas all! Thanks SO MUCH for dropping by the thrird row. We love and appreciate all of our visitors and commenters… yes even YOU. We wish you and yours the very best for the coming year.

  • Reflective Quote of the Moment

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    “I actually get venereal disease more often than most people catch colds.”
    -Klaus Kinski