If you haven’t already seen this yet, it continues the trend of Ridley Scott’s Prometheus doing some of the best viral-style marketing in years. This one likely does not contain any spoilers; although, who knows, really. Perhaps even knowing that the ubiquitous Michael Fassbender is playing the android in this film is a spoiler. The Irish actor will join *ALIEN FRANCHISE SPOILER ALERT* Ian Holm, Lance Henrikson, and Winona Ryder in the franchise’s long standing tradition of having a non-human crew member on ride. Judging by this promotional video, it looks like he will do nicely.
Below is a faux-advertisement paid for by the Weyland Corporation for their version of Nexus 6 android. Meet David 8 the robot hates poverty and war and who can cry upon command. He is here to help and do the things that real people may find (*beat*) distressing. He just wants to help out.