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    Movies We have WatchedIt has been a strange a slow week for me personally, I’ve watched half of the 2006 gritty German rape drama The Free Will (Marina’s review here) and little else. The rest of the Row Three contributors have been munching steadily on a plethora of cinema, particularly Dave Becker who has been devouring silent cinema. Not everything we watch merits its own article or post and everything else is captured in bite-size capsules accessed by the Movies We Watched icon on the side bar. Here are the highlights over the past fortnight:

    My Wife’s Relations (1922) 3.5/5
    This short was co-written by Buster Keaton and Edward Cline (who would go on to become a director, helming, among other films, W.C. Fields’ classic The Bank Dick). In My Wife’s Relations, Keaton inadvertently marries a woman who lives with her overbearing family (as contemporary advertisements put it, “The only one of his wife’s relatives that he liked was himself”). Most of this one takes place inside, somewhat limiting Keaton’s physical style (though the film does end with an entertaining chase). Some funny moments, but not nearly as many as we’re used to seeing in a Buster Keaton film. -DAVE

    The Goat (1921) 5/5
    Short film from Buster Keaton in which everyone mistakes his sad-sack character for an escaped murderer. Like many of Keaton’s films, the plot is secondary to the action (in fact, we don’t even get down to dealing with the story at hand until the film’s halfway point). Full of laughs, and some really inspired physical comedy. Keaton at his absolute best. -DAVE

    Lonesome Dove (1989-TV) 2/5
    A gigantic cast that is really misused. Aside from Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall, there isn’t a whole lot to get interested in. A a western fan, I always like the props and sets and what have you, but the story is taken so lightheartedly and with no real deep conflict, it’s hard to care much about anything here. For a five hour film, I would’ve expected a lot more plot and a lot less nothingness; especially with the level of caliber in the cast. Go watch “Open Range” instead. -ANDREW

    The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid (1972) 4/5
    What this film lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in fun. Cliff Robertson is strong as Cole Younger, the leader of the gang, and Robert Duvall gives a spirited performance as the out-of-control Jesse. Ultimately a minor entry in the cinematic mythology of Jesse James, but an entertaining one nonetheless. -DAVE

    Da zui xia (1966) 3.5/5
    This Shaw Brothers action-packed offering has achieved classic status over the years. Cheng Pei Pei (who portrayed the deadly Jade Fox in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) stars as Gold Swallow, a kung-fu expert sent to rescue a kidnapped official from a violent gang. The opening sequence, a battle punctuated by that official’s kidnapping, is very exciting, and a great example of the real strength of these early Shaw Brothers films. But things get a bit more clumsy as the film progresses, and not every fight is as exciting as this opening one. – DAVE

    Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001) 5/5
    Writing for Cahiers du Cinema, Jean-Luc Godard once penned “There are five or six films in the history of cinema which one wants to review simply by saying, ‘it is the most beautiful of films’, because there can be no higher praise”. Hayao Miyazaki’s Spirited Away is one of my six. – DAVE

    Kingpin (1996) 4/5
    A Farrelly Brothers gross-out comedy that, at times, is a bit too gross. Still, the film boasts three funny performances (Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid and Bill Murray), not to mention a good many jokes that hit their mark with deadly accuracy. While not for the squeamish, everyone else will find something here to keep them laughing. -DAVE

    The Battle at Elderbush Gulch (1913) 4.5/5
    A basket-full of puppies, and a Native American ceremony called the “Feast of the Dog”, figure prominently in this early short film from D.W. Griffith. Once again, Griffith’s sensitivity towards different cultures leaves a little to be desired (the Native Americans are portrayed as little more than gluttonous children), but contains enough of Griffith’s patented flair (battle scenes knitted perfectly together by some expert editing, and some first-class pacing) to keep it interesting. Throw in a small role for Lillian Gish, who plays a mother whose baby is caught in the middle of the fracas, and you’re in for a real treat. -DAVE

    The Birth of a Nation (1915) 4/5
    I’ve recently become quite interested in exploring the silent film era, and what better place to start than D.W. Griffith’s “Lightning in a bottle” 1915 film about the U.S. Civil War and it’s aftermath. As with most modern-day reviews of the film, I’m having a hard time giving it a rating. If I were to rely solely on it’s technical achievements, it’s pacing, it’s success at building a story, I would have to give it 5 out of 5. However, there is no escaping the atrocious racism that the film displays (praising the development of the Ku Klux Klan as an organization that protected the oppressed white southerners). Unfortunately, the film’s achievements cannot be divorced from it’s story. -DAVE

    My Neighbor Totoro (1988) 4.5/5
    Hayao Miyazaki’s most delicate and intimate film, where little happens in the plot department, but lots happens in the imagination. Two young girls move into an old house in the country with their father while they wait for their mother to convalesce in a hospital. They have adventures with the spirit that lives in the massive (!) tree in their backyard. There is a sense of childlike wonder in this film that is unique and joyous. Nothing too deep, but rich in ways children films rarely are. -KURT

    Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) 2.5/5
    Perhaps it was the hype or the expectation but I was thoroughly disappointed by the new exploits from my favourite pot heads Harold and Kumar. A few truly funny moments (namely those feature NPH) aren’t enough to save this mess of a flick. I’ll stick to #1 when I want a good laugh. -MARINA

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    Movies We have WatchedThe summer heat, perhaps the Olympics (and Zhang Yimou) have been keeping us from gorging on DVDs and the like. Nevertheless, there is still a full volley of capsules entered by the writers over the past fortnight. (As always) Click on the identical icon on the right sidebar for the complete list of what we have been watching (but not exhaustively writing about). Also note that (as promised) the answer to Screen Shot Quiz #93 is also contained herein.

    They Wait (2007) 1.5/5
    The very cute Jaime King tried very hard to keep this together and the story isn’t bad but the film lacks tension – a killer disappointment when you’re making a horror film. The ultimate cool factor, and the only thing that kept me interested, was trying to spot the location shots from the all-too-familiar Chinatown. -MARINA (2/5)

    Too earnest and too derivative little Canadian horror flick that looks great, but had little else going for it. Consider Michael Biehn and Cheng Pei Pei wasted. -KURT (1.5/5)

    Bella (2006) 3.5/5
    Alejandro Gomez Monteverde’s feature film debut is a beautifully shot story of love and how one person can change your life. I was particularly impressed by the way the film seems so timeless and the way it unfolds to tell the story in a series of flashbacks and even flash forwards. I was a bit disappointed by the ending, mostly because I’m not quite sure what happened to get the characters to that closing shot but otherwise, a beautiful film. -MARINA

    Norma Rae (1979) 3/5
    Here is one that has gotten so much praise over the years and I finally just caught up with it. While the performances of Sally Field and Ron Leibman are easy to watch, the film just isn’t quite as relevant as it was back in ‘76 so the power that was undoubtedly there when the film was first released is sort of gone. It’s like another version of “North Country” with Charlize Theron except without any real strong oppression to grab you. Sure you feel bad for the characters, but nothing really striking ever shook me into caring a whole lot. A decent story with some fine performances but it seemed like the same themes were covered over and over again. No reason for a re-watch that I can think of. -ANDREW

    The Deal (2003) 1.5/5
    Dreadfully boring. Makes sense now why I had never heard of it until it showed up on the shelf at work. Good that Stephen Frears followed this up with the magnificence that is “The Queen.” Even Michael Sheen couldn’t save this. To be fair, I didn’t finish it. With 30 minutes left I turned it off – and I’m a guy who’s greatly interested in politics. Oh Well. – ANDREW

    Heavenly Creatures (1994) 4.5/5
    Rather than recreate the trial and the hubbub of New Zealand’s most famous murder, Peter Jackson and co-writer Fran Walsh instead opt to tell the story of the budding friendship of Pauline Reiper and Juliette Hume (Kate Winslet’s debut performance) while in school in Christchurch gleaned through passages Pauline’s diary, which serve as the voice-over narration in the film. The film focuses on the creative and positive energy of the girls imagination, which results their creation of a fantasy world, which is constructed and inhabited through the birth of the Weta-Digital effects house, clearly one reason why Jackson was entrusted with umpteen millions of dollars to later create J.R.R. Tolkien’s world on film. Despite containing some elements of a fantasy film, Heavenly Creatures is a rather dark look at how children’s worlds are viewed (and manipulated) by society and parents, and how a deep and intimate friendship can turn sour from the anxieties and fears imprinted there-on. -KURT

    The Wackness (2008) 2.5/5
    As with All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (Jonathan Levine’s first film), the affair wreaks of ‘trying to hard’ – here the excessive musical and Giuliani references to date this as 1994 New York City combined with the stylistic wannabe tendencies to someone like Spike Lee. Yet, compelling performances from Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck and (Pre-Juno) Olivia Thirlby elevate the script immensely. -KURT

    Sweet Movie (1974) 4/5
    Dusan Makavejev’s non-linear poem of a film spends a lot of time ruminating on how we sugar coat the shit we have to swallow every day. He tackles this string of metaphors and musings with a capitalist thread (and a Canadian supermodel) and a communist thread (a Potemkin sailor ‘putting out’ for the mother land). Along the way nothing is spared, beauty pageants, sexual temptation of young children, two strangers being locked together during love making, and a commune of anarchists that has to be seen to be believed. Makavejev intercuts this with documentary footage of the unearthing of the Katyn massacre in WWII, so yes, there is much uncomfortable beauty here. But there is also some spectacular visuals accomplished, some might absurd set pieces, and an overall lyricism that is always encaptivating. At the end, not much may be understood, but there is plenty to chew on. -KURT

    Gerry (2002) 4.5/5
    Gerry is a catch-all phrase for a massive screw up, or someone who commits a massive screw up. However, Gus Van Sant’s film is anything but. Looking at Matt Damon and Casey Affleck wander through desolate American desert landscapes as the situation gets grimmer and grimmer for the lost pair is compelling cinema. -KURT

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    Movies We have WatchedAndrew has been going through a number of the latest DVD releases and I’ve been on a bit of a David Gordon Green kick in preparation for The Pineapple Express (Andrew’s Review Here) plus the usual ‘many more’ films that we’ve been watching but for one reason or another were never written into specific posts. The ‘big list’ of these capsules is under the “Movies We Watched” subsection (link on sidebar). Over the last two weeks, here is a sampler:

    Penelope (2006) 2/5
    Delightful, but not in a good way. Just sort of a stupid way. Doesn’t take itself very seriously, but doesn’t play it up for laughs either. Highly predictable and mediocre performances (due to mediocre (at best) characters). – ANDREW

    Born into Brothels (2004) 3/5
    As documentaries go, I’m usually a bit wary of filmmakers that inject themselves too far into the subject they are documenting. But as a bit of western activism married to the power of the image, Born into Brothels comes alive. The movie follows an American Photographer into the Red Light District in Calcutta to make a doc on the prostitutes living there, but ended up actually being about the kids there and a photography class she starts amongst the squalor, captured as poetry of the sort also highlighted in City of God. When the movie is about the kids, it’s great, when the movie is about the filmmaker, not so much. -KURT

    Undertow (2004) 4/5
    Sticky, ugly, gentle and gently absurd – David Gordon Green’s written off 2004 film shines with his patented attention to details in the smaller moments. Now the plot involving murderous uncles and mystical gold doubloons may have thrown expectations for a loop, but that is kind of the point. If George Washington was his attempt to play in the fields of Days of Heaven, then Undertow is aiming for Night of the Hunter. It gets there successfully, occasionally indulging in style for styles sake, but never at the expense of the characters. All the actors are in fine form, particularly the two older brothers, Dylan McDermont and Josh Lucas. Jamie Bell could eventually grow up to be a Kurt Russell if he chooses. His opening barefoot run which gets more ridiculous as it goes expresses real joy of filmmaking. -KURT

    George Washington (2000) 4.5/5
    A real knockout of a debut filmmaker (not to mention debut cinematographer). David Gordon Green’s film set in the ‘endless summer’ of its young protagonists trapped in the decaying edges of some southern American town has a plot and all that, but really the focus is on the little moments and how they are remembered as much as the big ones. Striding the middle ground between Terrence Malick’s Days of Heaven and Charles Burnett’s Killer of Sheep, George Washington belongs in that fine company. -KURT

    Sleepwalking (2008) 3.5/5
    It’s got a great visual sense and direction. Lots of it reminded me of northern Minnesota in late November – very dreary, barren and windswept. Nick Stahl was awesome in this. Every moment he’s on screen (which is about 95% of the film) it’s worth watching. And we right about the little girl. She holds her own very well. Some of it is a bit overly melodramatic (Theron in particular, but she is good at it) towards the end, but for the most part, a good movie to curl up with late at night and enjoy the performances and the feel. Oh yeah, and it doesn’t hurt that Broken Social Scene help with the film’s soundtrack. – ANDREW

    The Tracey Fragments (2007) 3.5/5
    While ambitious, artsy, experimental and interesting, not to mention probably a nightmare to edit, I’m not entirely sure what the point is of filming a movie in this way. The frame is cut up several times in several different sizes and movements (difficult to explain) so we’re watching a scene from various angles and even from a few different times (a few seconds apart). I understand that the story of Tracey Berkowitz coming of age is supposed to represent sort of how the human mind recalls things, but the fragmentation gets to be a bit too much over time. Still, there are several elements that work and that I liked quite a bit. Ellen Page is terrific here; not her best, but very well done for this up and coming super-star. – ANDREW

    Hellraiser (1987) 3/5
    Would you believe I’d never seen this until this weekend? For the gory gooey-ness it holds up remarkably well. Some of it looks like playdough, but other gore scenes are really well done and realistic. I didn’t realize the main villain in all of the marketing (Pinhead) is only in the movie for about the last 20 minutes or so (and even then, barely) and that really disappointed me as did the other characters in the movie (the main girl is super cute though). Good 80’s horror but needed more villainry. – ANDREW

    A Night at The Museum (2006) 1/5
    Watching this movie explains why Gremlins is great children entertainment and Jumanji is not. While I like nearly all the major performers here (particularly Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Bill Cobbs and Ricky Gervais). This is the least of their efforts and the most sloppily written and executed. Also, I’m all for encouraging kids to get out the Museum, but this sort of ‘after school special’ is the wrong way to go about it. -KURT

    Blade II (2002) 4/5
    Great action, gorgeous lighting and camera movement high-light Guillermo del Toro’s debut onto the Hollywood scene in a similar manner to James Cameron’s work on Aliens. Namely a sequel that is bigger, louder and more colourful and much, much more violent than its predecessor. Supporting work from Ron Perlmen and, Luke Goss and Donnie Yen are a treat. It is always fun to watch Kris Kristopherson chew the scenery like he does here. While del Toro’s better work was yet to come (although the creepy creature work is on display here in the form of the vampire-hunting ‘Reapers’) after this one, it was a pretty bold way to throw down the gauntlet into the comic-fantasy-action world and get to make the Hellboy movies. – KURT

    The Last Winter (2006) 4/5
    Larry Fessenden’s arctic set film is about a team of oil-surveyors trying to get their equipment into a Alaskan national park to begin drilling. It is savagely political work, even more so than An Inconvenient Truth, and one of the smartest eco-horror entries in the room. In regards to its message it is clear enough in the opening scene involving a mockery of a corporate video; with the gleeful narrator salivating over the potential of raping one of the most remote untouched parks in America of the bubbling crude. Fessenden delights in the irony that the arctic tundra is defrosting in the middle of winter and preventing the heavy drilling and pumping trucks from getting to the new well. The small team of workers, lead by the blustery and no-shit foreman played by Ron Perlman who is kinda pissed that he has to deal with environmental watch-dog played by James LeGros. When one of their crew starts to hallucinate, Perlman blames the isolation, LeGros is concerned about toxic ‘Sour Gas’ oozing up through the thawing muskeg. Odds are it is something much, much worse though, you can tell by the gathering crows and wide-angle shots of white nothingness dwarfing figures in the frame. While the movie starts out mundane (and more than a little talky), things go from tense to bloody and never let up until the apocalyptic finale. Sour Gas kills! -KURT

    The Ruins (2008) 4/5
    Surprisingly solid thriller (well maybe not too surprising, as it is from the guy who wrote A Simple Plan) that goes places that a lot of thrillers do not go. It is essentially a one-room horror picture where that room is the top of a Mayan temple. With little chance of rescue and lots of problems (food, injuries, armed men, etc.) The difficult decisions that the characters have to make result in compelling viewing. -KURT
    As the “teenagers stuck in the middle of nowhere, running for their lives” genre goes, The Ruins is some good fun. A new kind of villain and scenario with some interesting twists (the cell phone ringer) help keep the audience on their toes. Getting competent actors is something these films usual are unable to accomplish. The Ruins seems to have managed this well. – ANDREW

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    Movies We have WatchedA day late, but that’s the sunny Canadian weather for you. While the onset of summer has gotten a few us out in the sunshine more and in the living room, consuming DVDs less, There is still plenty of films we have been watching that never made it into their own column or article. We gather these in the “Movies We Watched” subsection (link on sidebar), complete with a little blurb for you to chew on. Here is the last week and change:

    The Guatemalan Handshake (2006) 3.5/5
    If David Gordon Green’s All The Real Girls had a lovechild with Napoleon Dynamite you’d get the slice-of-life with stylized touches that is Todd Rohal’s debut film about lonely souls looking for something they’ve lost. The gorgeous colours pop off the screen on this one, and it is optimistic and funny as it is strange. – KURT

    Viagem ao Princípio do Mundo (1997) 4.5/5
    Dedicated to Marcello Mastroianni and featuring the master actor’s last performance, “Voyage” encapsulates memories, perceptions, history and emotion into a quiet, deliberately paced story of a trope of actors and a director (said to be partly biographic of Oliveira himself) on a quest. One actor is in search of an aunt he’s never met and along the way, the Portuguese director reminisces about his past, sharing memories of what was in parallel to what is and along the way, the group discuss everything from the importance and relevance of memories to mortality. The triumph of this film comes in the last twenty minutes when we meet the old aunt and learn of the hardships of life in the Portuguese countryside. It’s emotional and poignant. – MARINA

    Aniki Bóbó (1942) 4/5
    Manoel de Oliveira’s first full length feature is a charming cautionary tale of what happens when you don’t do the right thing. It’s also a gorgeous film documenting a time, place and way of life, in this case early 40’s Porto, of the past. The film’s message is wonderfully displayed with little exposition and the result is a story in which the actions speak louder than any words. A little seen classic. – MARINA

    Duel (1971) 4.5/5
    Spielberg’s first feature film shows exactly why he became the genius that he did. With probably no budget, Spielberg put together this terrific psychological thriller on wheels. Sort of “Two-Lane Blacktop” meets “Falling Down” meets “Psycho.” Shot completely on location in 12 days with kick-ass angles and stylistic shots is awesome. If you took away all the CGI from Spielberg so that this is the kind of thing you get, I want more! Oh yes, and the special edition DVD has the closest thing you’ll find to a Spielberg commentary. – ANDREW

    Ghosts of Mars (2001) 1.5/5
    Even by John Carpenter’s semi-campy, b-movie-esque standards, this movie is pretty awful. I actually wasn’t able to watch it all in one sitting. No joke it took me 4 nights of viewings to get through it. Pretty poor acting, HORRIBLE fight choreography and laughable set design. Hell, the storyline itself was basically a futuristic rip-off of “Assault on Precinct 13.” The villains look kind of cool and Natasha Henstridge is hot, but otherwise I recommend Dave skip this one in his John Carpenter series on the site. It’s not worth the pain. – ANDREW

    The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 3/5
    I’ve come to notice that I don’t care for a movie without at least one character with redeeming qualities. “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe” and “Margot at the Wedding” spring to mind. I can now include “The Other Boleyn Girl” to that list. Despite some nice acting, lovely sets, amazing costuming and some pretty exceptional cinematography, every character in the story is completely despicable. I can understand why some people would be fine with that and still love the movie, but for me, it just makes the already slightly bumpy (although dramatic) storyline nearly intolerable. – ANDREW

    The Signal (2007) 2.5/5
    Broken into three parts by three different directors, to say the film’s transitions are jarring is an understatement. To be swept up within each segment is easy, to be ripped from the experience and thrust into something unwanted is even easier — and an unwelcome experience. By the end I just didn’t care. The first and second segments do have potential if they were to each stand on their own as a feature film however. – ANDREW

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    Movies We have WatchedWelcome to our fortnightly round-up of films in which the Row Three contributing writers take in during their not-in-writer-mode. Instead of a full post, there are small capsules which reside under the “Movies We Watched” icon over on the side bar.

    Sense and Sensibility (1995) 3/5
    Perhaps Ang Lee’s most lightweight film. It nonetheless boasts an all-star cast chock-a-block with great character actors, each and every one of them approaching the material with workmanlike enthusiasm. The ending of the film is curiously flaccid, and overall Sense and Sensibility feels like it could have used another hour of screentime to do justice to Jane Austen’s typically convoluted character interactions. While there is nothing wrong with this one, it is a pleasant enough diversion on a rainy night, but it lacks the weight and gravitas Lee brings to his other English language films. -KURT

    Bottle Rocket (1996) 4/5
    While Wes Anderson has shown significant improvements with all of his subsequent efforts, there is a joy at play in the interaction of the Wilson brothers and Bob (whose skill is that he has a car and a nice kitchen). I’ve watched this one more than all of his later films, strictly because it is the most quotable and breezy. All of Owen Wilson’s characters are pale shadows of the loopy Dignan with is 70 year plan. And Luke Wilson’s ‘exhaustion’-ailed Anthony is also the best performance of his career. I once heard the phrase ‘Reservoir Geeks’ applied to this film. It is an apt description, because the three well off young-adults in Bottle Rocket seem to want to live the dream of being criminals with the safety net of someone who has learned everything from watching movies. -KURT

    Genius Party (2007) 4/5
    The Anthology film is always a tricky proposition. But cutting edge Japanese Animation house 4°C delivers a visceral and engaging collection on abstract Only one (Directed by Cowboy Bebop’s Shinichiro Watanabe) of the seven shorts here is even remotely concerned with narrative coherence, and that one leaves the most lasting impression, likely due to its quiet and bitter-sweet tone amongst the rest of the bombast. The dream-logic stream of consciousness aspects of many of the other parts do succeed, when processed ‘in the moment.’ -KURT

    Impostor (2001) 3.5/5
    Just slightly better production values than a made-for-TV special, this little sci-fi story really surprised the hell out of me. 70 years from now, Earth is at war with an alien race. Sinise plays a weapons scientist accused of being a clone/robot mole from the aliens armed with an internal explosive to kill the Earth chancellor. He goes on the run to prove he’s innocent. While this sounds like a boring plot (aka another version of “The Fugitive”), what makes this one interesting is we don’t actually know if he is innocent or is in fact the clone assassin (even he doesn’t know for sure). This is sort of Fugitive meets Blade Runner meets Starship Troopers meets Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Quite the trip actually – and not as cheesy as it might appear upon first glance. Based on the short story by Phillip K. Dick, it’s a pretty interesting story with an ending you won’t see coming. If you think you do, guess again. -ANDREW

    Fury (1936) 4.5/5
    Best known for his early films in Germany (Metropolis, M), Fritz Lang also built up quite a Hollywood filmography as well. Fury is one of his earliest, a social commentary on both vigilante justice and revenge. Spencer Tracy is predictably superb, and Lang keeps things hopping at a brisk, engaging pace. -DAVE

    The Air I Breathe (2007) 3/5
    Takes some actors that are known for being less than stellar actors (Gellar, Frasier) and makes them feel sincere and believable. The story itself starts off well enough (a multiple story thread of three acts in which several troubled souls’ stories are shown to be somehow linked). The movie gets a bit far fetched after a while before going totally off the rails. Garcia, Bacon, Delpy, Whitaker et. al. really make a go of it, but in the end I understand why I don’t remember a theatrical release for this. Not horrible, just plenty of other things to occupy your time. -ANDREW

    The Cell (2000) 4/5
    The cast here feels a bit jagged. Jennifer Lopez works (this is back when she could act) well enough and it’s nice to see Dylan Baker in here. Vince Vaughn feels completely miscast, but in the acting department, Vincent D’Onofrio takes the cake with a pretty amazing performance. But let’s be honest, this movie is worth the watch for the terrifically creepy and surreal, dreamlike/nightmare visuals unlike pretty much any film I’ve ever seen. The story is a bit too simplistic and hand-holding, but it matters little with the great visual vibe. -ANDREW

    Casa de Areia (2005) 4.5/5
    This is in part of a story of resilience and adaptation but it’s also the story of a woman’s growth and the way one changes with time. The film is gorgeously shot on sand dunes that seem to eat everything, including the people that live on the edge of nowhere. Wonderfully performed and beautifully captured on film, this film is nothing short of brilliant. -MARINA

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    Movies We have WatchedHere we are again with a fortnightly round-up on what some of the Row Three contributing writers have been chewing on cinematically, yet eschewed fully posting about on the main-site. For many more entries click on the little “Movies We Watched” icon on the side bar over there.

    Navajo Joe (1966) 3/5

    A Spaghetti Western starring Burt Reynolds as a renegade Native American, on the warpath against a band of outlaws. Director Sergio Corbucci had fashioned better westerns throughout his career (including one of my favorites, the original Django), but Navajo Joe will hold some interest for fans of the genre. – DAVE

    Fast, Cheap & Out of Control (1997) 4.5/5

    Errol Morris’ unusual juggling/balancing act that is this film throws down the gauntlet concerning documentary form and construction, but it does so not in an in-your-face-way. The film is an absolute marvel of intense curiosity (note also Morris’ lengthy inquisitive blog entries on specific photographs over at the NYTimes) and meticulous anarchy. Four separate men are scrutinized under his camera: A topiary gardener, a robotics academic, a biologist studying the habitats of hairless African mole-rats and a career circus lion tamer are interviewed and the audio, talking heads, stylized cinematography and stock footage of an old jungle serial are all mashed together to yield some startling connections on men who attempt to conquer the chaotic by an organic sense of going with the flow. I can’t remember the last documentary that my jaw was on the floor simply for the audacity of the construction of the piece. It sure doesn’t hurt that all four subjects are compelling on their own, but thrown together in such a strange an organic fashion is raw pleasure. – KURT

    Cleaner (2007) 3/5

    I’m not quite sure what happened with this film but I’m a bit surprised a movie starring Samuel L. Jackson and directed by Renny Harlin didn’t get a big release. Jackson plays a cleaner who goes in to clean up after folks die – be it natural deaths or crime scenes. He takes on a job that goes wrong, ends up mixed up with a confused widow and hunted by the police. It really sounds much more involved than it is and that’s not a bad thing. To boot, Jackson actually acts rather than yell his lines, Eva Mendes’ boobs are given 4th billing rather than first and Ed Harris steals the show. Overall story is a bit convoluted by side-stories but “Cleaner” still manages to entertain. – MARINA

    Day of the Outlaw (1959) 4.5/5

    Here’s an amazing movie that very few people will have heard of: a western with characters as tough as nails. Robert Ryan stars as the cattle man who has a beef (no pun intended) with the local farmers, who want to close off sections of the open range with picket fences. However, this little conflict quickly takes a back seat when a renegade Army Captain, played to perfection by Burl Ives, shows up with his men and takes over the town. Now, the cattle men have to team up with the farmers if they’re to have any hope at all of surviving. An excellent film that deserves a much wider audience. – DAVE

    For a Few Dollars More (1965) 4.5/5

    “Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It’s all right now.” A strange enough line of dialogue to end a straight-up gunfighter film. But everything is strange in Sergio Leone’s westerns; that is what makes them wonderful. Here Lee Van Cleef gets the front and center portion of screen time, with Eastwood often being a sidekick, even though his character occasionally carries the narrative. An excellent score which sometimes takes to the background in favour of the chimes on a pocket watch which choreographs much of the standoffs. The opening scene is sublime because it uses your own expectations as a weapon against you (a Hitchcock staple) and oddly, look for Klaus Kinski in a minor roll as Thug #6. For a straight up genre picture, this film should get more credit than it does. – KURT

    À l’intérieur (2007) 3.5/5

    So you want blood, killing, gore, blood and all sorts of things creepy and make-you-look-away reactionary? This is the movie for you. Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury’s film is easily the bloodiest film I’ve seen in the last year. To boot, there’s nearly no dialog and the film is 90% action which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. And just when you start to wonder “But WHY??” the filmmakers give you the answer. I’ll certainly not be returning to it any time in the next few weeks but definitely one I’m happy to have added to my collection of twisted visions. – MARINA

    The Steel Helmet (1951) 4/5

    Another early Sam Fuller film, this was his first venture into the genre of war. Himself a decorated soldier during WWII, Fuller borrowed several of his own experiences for this film, and as a result The Steel Helmet feels 100% genuine. A brisk, entertaining entry into a genre that Fuller would explore numerous times over the course of his career. – DAVE

    The Last of the Mohicans (1992) 4/5

    Over the last few weeks I have inadvertently picked up a number of Daniel Day-Lewis classics with tiny price tags and yesterday, I finally took in the greatness that is one of Michael Mann’s early greats. I remember seeing this a few years after its release but at 15, I didn’t have much appreciation for it but re-watching it now I can’t imagine how I could ever have found this film “boring”. Action packed from beginning to end, touching with moments that would be cheesy at the hands of any other director work under Mann’s hand – particularly the ending. Great acting from DDL, Madeleine Stowe, Steven Waddington and everyone involved, throw in a timeless and haunting score and you have a modern classic. – MARINA

    Bloody Mama (1970) 3.5/5

    I haven’t seen this movie for about 20 years, and back then I must have seen it a dozen times. Shelley Winters stars as the infamous depression-era gangster, Ma Barker, who, along with her four sons, tears across the South. Notable because it contains one of Robert DeNiro’s earliest performances. – DAVE

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    Movies We have WatchedAt the urging of the Row Three community, I finally sat down with David Lean‘s bittersweet melodrama Summertime (See Hidden Treasure entry). What a fabulous example how the right use of location, and taking advantage of actors at the top of their game to flesh an otherwise standard story structure into something very, very special. Venice never looked as gorgeous and inviting as it does in here in the glorious splendor of Technicolour; which is miles from the dark and foreboding place of Nicholas Roeg‘s Don’t Look Now. And Katherine Hepburn demands your attention, fluctuating from cynic to naieve to hopeful (and is more than a little sexy at 48!).

    As is the nature of this column, here are some of the other films that the Row Three contributing writers have been watching over the past 10 days which did not make it to a full column or entry on the site. The complete list of these mini-capsules can be found by clicking the “Movie We Watched” icon on the sidebar.

    Cidade de Deus (2002) 5/5

    Some of the most hard-hitting, thought provoking films of the young 21st century were not produced in Hollywood, or even Europe for that matter. They’ve come from Brazil, and Fernando Meirelles’ City of God is arguably the finest. Based on a true story, recounting the exploits of criminals and drug lords who ruled the slums of Rio de Janeiro for the better part of two decades, City of God is brutal, unflinching, and intense. It is a rare motion picture in that it keeps our eyes glued firmly to the screen, even as our sensibilities are telling us it would be much better to look the other way. -DAVE

    The Baron of Arizona (1950) 4/5

    An early Samuel Fuller film, The Baron of Arizona tells the story of a forger who convinces everyone that he and his wife are the rightful heirs to the entire state of Arizona. Vincent Price is predictably superb as the swindler, turning in a performance that causes the audience to swing back and forth between sympathy and outrage for his actions. -DAVE

    Chungking Express (1994) 5/5

    The perfect intersection of music, performance, cinematography and powerhouse filmmaking. A movie that works on both full emotional level, charms with sweet melancholy and is kinetic enough to function as a kick in the teeth. The magic of director wkw is how gorgeous he captures his actors faces and body language. And underscores this with music and glowing evening light. You will not forget either the perfect application of “California Dreamin’” or actress Faye Wong crooning “Dreams” by the Cranberries. The image of Brigitte Lin in a raincoat, sunglasses and a blonde wig, is as iconic as anything in cinema; from where I’m coming from anyway. -KURT

    The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) 4/5

    This is one of the originators of the modern big city cat-and-mouse heist film (Diehard, Quick Change, The Inside Man), except instead of an office tower or bank, it is a subway hijacking. There are joys aplenty to be had in this film, which for the most part is pretty straight-up affair. Nevertheless it goes about itself with a pretty bad-ass musical score, and plethora of wise-ass remarks from just about everyone (New Yorkers being a tough bunch in the crime laden 1970s), but in particular the New York Transit authority who’ve seen it all (At one point a supervisor tells the hijackers to go grab a plane instead, just like everyone else does!). Walther Matthau give a commanding (and hilariously politically incorrect) performance throughout, particularly the closing shot, which is quite simply perfect. As always, do yourself a favour and catch the original before either of the two remakes (1998 TV version with Edward James Olmos, and upcoming 2009 Tony Scott version with Denzel Washington). The original has a memorable memorable sense of humour which sets it clearly apart. -KURT

    Cassandra’s Dream (2007) 3/5

    Allen is hit and miss with me but curious about Colin Farrell’s performance, I checked this out and though I found it a bit slow at times, it’s a perfectly solid and entertaining film. -MARINA

    Jimmy Carter Man from Plains (2007) 2.5/5

    “Jimmy Carter Man from Plains” stars off well enough with a look at Carter, where he came from and his life outside the public eye but partway through, the films switches gears and turns into a road show which follows Carter on the road with his most recent book “Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid”. This is outlined in the synopsis of the film but frankly, when it turned into the road show, I lost interest in the film because it stopped focusing on Carter and took focus primarily on the drama surrounding the book which didn’t make for particularly interesting or entertaining drama. -MARINA

    Devil’s Playground (2002) 4/5

    Lucy Walker’s documentary looks at a number of teenagers going through “Rumspringa”, the Amish coming of age ritual in which teens experience the world before deciding if they want to join the Amish church. Not sure how I first heard about this documentary but I can honestly say it was enlightening. I didn’t know much about Amish traditions going in but I feel a little more educated having seen this little film. Though it looks like a made for TV special, the stories is tells are HBO rather than NBC ready but the subject matter is so captivating, the aesthetics of the film are quickly overlooked. Fascinating, informative and critical, “Devil’s Playground” is a great first film. -MARINA

    Don’t Come Knocking (2005) 3.5/5

    This may have been directed by Wim Wenders but “Don’t Come Knocking” is Sam Shepard’s film all around. Shepard wrote the story and script about an aging western actor who runs off the set of his latest film. He ends up at his mother’s home at which point he discovers some news that outlines the next few life changing days. Great performances from a loaded supporting cast are out-shined by Shepard’s quiet performance. Part modern western and part road trip, this was a surprisingly good little gem. -MARINA

    Feeling Minnesota (1996) 1.5/5

    It’s little surprise that Steven Baigelman’s first film is also, essentially, his last. The director’s film about two troubled brothers who fall in love for the same wacky woman starts off well enough and has trappings that suggest something good is coming but the good performances from Reeves and D’Onofrio are wasted in a common denominator, poorly executed film. -MARINA

    McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971) 5/5

    One of my all-time favorite films. Warren Beatty is John McCabe, a self-proclaimed businessman in the Northwestern town of Presbyterian Church, and Julie Christie is Mrs. Miller, a prostitute who offers to help McCabe run his brothel. Everything about the film is perfect, from Leonard Cohen’s music to the perfectly realized setting of Presbyterian Church. While most films take a while to sink in before I can fully appreciate their qualities, McCabe & Mrs. Miller was so impressive that it made my top-10 list almost immediately. After a dozen viewings, my feelings haven’t changed in the least. -DAVE

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    Movies We have WatchedFrom best-of-breed films from Francis Ford Coppola to F.W. Murnau, an adaptation of a true-crime novel not to be confused with the throwaway vehicle for starlet Elisha Cuthbert and a cult-wannabe splatter comedy fresh out of Japan, here are a few of the films that the Row Three contributors have been taking in over the past 10 days or so and had the good sense to write a couple sentences about in our “Movies We Watched” section of the site which can always be accessed by hitting the icon in the sidebar.

    The Machine Girl (2008) 3/5

    Goofy, gory and always having a laugh at itself, Machine Girl is not as subversive or exotically weird as Takashi Miike, nor as exact in its pacing as early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson splatter comedies, but it is the winking comedy moments that are both ridiculous and earnest that sell the silliness. -KURT

    Sunrise (1927) 4.5/5

    Both a film-history film, one of the last great silent pictures, and the state-of-the-art for moving camera-work and a dreamy miasma of comedy, expressionistic photography and melodrama. This is F.W. Murnau at the height of ambition and ability and is often referred to as one of the first truly modern films. Certainly Guy Maddin and David Lynch likely saw this film as a signpost for their own art and even Academy Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did back at the first Oscar Ceremony. A classic in every sense of the word, and a major starting point before Citizen Kane came along. For admirers of form, this is a treasure trove of technical virtuouso. -KURT

    The Girl Next Door (2004) 2/5

    No, this isn’t the Elisha Cuthbert teenie-bop movie. This is a particularly nasty, true story about two girls who are forced to live with an evil “aunt” after their parents die in a car accident. The girls are unfairly disciplined before being brutally tortured for days in a basement dungeon by the aunt, her sons and other neighborhood children. It made me physically ill and extremely upset. The ending is far from satisfying. – ANDREW

    Winter Passing (2005)
    4/5

    As big fans of the Zooey around here, I was surprised to find that I hadn’t even heard about this little dramedy before randomly walking past it in the store. This is the kind of comedy I like to see from the likes of Farrell. The story itself is somber but fairly powerful. Good performances all around and it really sets a nice mood/atmosphere. Oh yeah, and a killer soundtrack that I will own soon. – ANDREW

    The Bow (2005) 3.5/5

    Kim Ki Duk offers a combination of sumptuous visuals and sound that aims at moral provocateurism. Images like the elder boatman’s peculiar method of fortune telling, as well as the various uses of the title instrument keep the film fresh and interesting with minimal dialogue and a single location. The climax is ambiguous in just the right way (although anyone willing to explain it to me is most welcome). You may feel icky watching this film, but it forces both an emotional and intellectual response in the same way that Michael Haenke’s films often do. -KURT

    P2 (2007) 4/5

    Better than expected indeed. Franck Khalfoun’s first feature isn’t exactly groundbreaking but it has loads of good stuff including a great opening that sets the mood for the film to come, great use of light and shadow, some disgusting visuals, better than average acting and a great closing 15 minutes. I particularly loved the western style showdown and the final scene with Angela and Thomas in which she takes action – but not until provoked and pushed over the edge. – MARINA

    London to Brighton (2006) 4/5

    Sometimes going in blind pays off. I’d heard good things about Paul Andrew Williams but I didn’t know what to expect so when the film kicks off in medias res with two young women running frantically into a grimy women’s washroom, I was taken by surprise. From that fantastic opening scene the film shows the women escaping and, in flashback, what they are escaping from. Fascinating, violent, beautiful and ugly all at once, London to Brighton was a fantastic surprise. – MARINA

    My Kid Could Paint That (2007) 3/5

    Director Amir Bar-Lev makes it quite clear from early on that he doesn’t believe that four year old Marla is the artist of the paintings in question but Marla stops being the centre of the controversy early on and the question of importance becomes “What is art?” Though that big question is tackled using the story of little Marla are much more far reaching. I didn’t feel the film went far enough in discussing the question of art but it’s pretty clear that the focus of the film shifted part way through which is a bit of a problem. Generally, an interesting though unsatisfactory look at the question of art. – MARINA

    The Conversation (1974) 4.5/5

    Francis Ford Coppola’s film is a grade A psychological thriller about a professional bugger (Gene Hackman) who becomes fascinated with a conversation that he records for a client. The film starts off well enough but descends into chaos as Hackman tries to figure out the meaning of the conversation. The final 20 minutes are down right horrific. A fantastic film. – MARINA

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    Movies We have WatchedAnother week, another edition of “Movies We Watched” the ever-growing database of blurbs on DVDs and rep-screenings of cinema your Row Three contributors have been taking in on their off hours. The full list can be accessed by clicking the graphic on the right-hand sidebar, but here are some of the highlights over the past 10 days:

    Femme Fatale (2002) 4/5

    I’ve had a fair bit of a change of heart on this one since first viewing it in 2004. It is both mesmerizing in terms of the super-slick visuals and the ridiculous audacity of its plotting. I’m trying to decide if the weak performances are akin to Paul Verhoeven casting Casper Van Dien and Denise Richards in Starship Troopers. Do Antonio Banderas’ pouting and Rebecca Romijn’s vamp-camp add to the stylistic pleasures of the movie or detract? Femme Fatale may just be the most sly parody/homage to the Hitchcock and convoluted-noir sub-genre ever pulled off with such a straight face. Definitely worth a second look. – KURT

    Kiss Me, Deadly (1955) 4.5/5

    Noir that is boiled right down to the ether and ending not with a whimper, but with a bang (and a whimper). Mike Hammer, badass PI and all around misanthrope, gets way in over his head when he picks up a mysterious woman half-naked on the side of the road. An investigation involving a rogues gallery of characters along with stupidity, greed and hamfisted blunders. Any film which visually inspired such diverse fair as Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pulp Fiction, Repo Man and The Lost Highway is all good in my book. And something tells me that on top of all that, David Mamet might just get a charge out of this film. – KURT

    Broken Trail (2006) 4/5

    Finishing off a trilogy of sorts for Robert Duvall, Broken Trail is a bit of a departure from the usual western fare; with Chinese women as main ingredients to a story. Haden-Church plays the gun wielding work-hand to Duvall’s trail boss. Both are thrust into circumstances they’re unprepared for, but are prepared to make the best of. With the usual, grand vistas of America’s beautiful west and an authenticity that really rings true, I quite enjoyed my newest excursion into the wild frontier as an admitted sucker for the contemporary western genre. – ANDREW

    Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) 2/5

    I expect this kind of crap from Russ Meyers, but I’m shocked that the great Roger Ebert penned this screenplay. Utterly cheesy with over the top melodrama that had me in stitches. Filled with breasts, parties, breasts and parties, it goes ridiculously over the top by the end and was hard to sit through. After “Faster Pussycat!”, I’m unimpressed. – ANDREW

    We Own the Night (2007) 3.5/5

    Not quite sure how it happened but James Gray’s film starring Wahlberg and Phoenix flew under the radar. The surprising part is that it’s an entertaining look at the Russian mob in late 80′s NY. Strong performances from everyone involved (including Eva Mendes who is usually just cast as eye candy) and though the film does run a bit long, it manages to be entertaining throughout, not to mention that it’s beautifully designed and shot. Unjustly overlooked. – MARINA

    Manda Bala (Send a Bullet) (2007) 3/5

    The potential for greatness was high but sadly Jason Kohn’s documentary lacks any real punch. We already know that Brazil is full of corruption, this has been shown much better even in feature films, but Kohn’s documentary brings to light a huge scandal that most outside of Brazil are unaware of, and sheds a little more light on the kidnapping epidemic sweeping many of the nation’s large cities. Throw in some colorful interview subjects and great cinematography you have a mediocre documentary which barely manages to entertain. – MARINA

    Flying (1986) 2.5/5

    They lied. This was marketed as classic Keanu Reeves but in reality, it’s a 80′s version of “Stick It” starring Olivia d’Abo (who later went on to star in “The Wonder Years”) as a gymnast making a comeback while a very, very young Keanu plays the love interest. A fun watch in the way that bad 80′s movies are. – MARINA

    Free Enterprise (1998) 3.5/5

    Not exactly high-culture but Robert Meyer Burnett’s comedy stars William Shatner as himself (which makes for some very funny moments) but beyond the constant Star Trek talk, there are also realistic, if not really laugh-out-loud, situations and characters which made this that much more fun to watch. Also a good little film for movie lovers who will appreciate spotting the various references to films (both new and old). Better than expected. – MARINA

    Kôkaku kidôtai (Ghost in the Shell) (1995) 4.5/5

    Nearly 15 years too late but better late than never is right for my first viewing of “Ghost in the Shell”. Though the computer animation dates the film a fair bit, the rest of it, from story to graphics, still stands the test of time. I was amazed at the connections between Shirow’s comic and “The Matrix” and slowly, the more I learn about the influences that went into the Wachowski’s film, the more I love it. As it stands “Ghost in the Shell” is a must watch for sci-fi/anime fans. I look forward to visiting some of the most recent incarnations of the story. – MARINA

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    Movies We have WatchedSo, the third entry in the biweekly column of Movies We Watched. These are films that one or more of the writers managed to partake of over the previous fortnight. While they didn’t get any formal write-up on the main site, they perhaps deserved honourable (or dishonourable) mention in the sidebar section:

    Mad Max (1979) 3/5

    Not quite as thrilling as I had hoped. It’s got its fun moments to be sure, especially the opening car chase, but there are so many scenes in here that just drag and drag unfortunately. It’s been years since I had seen this and I look forward to finishing off the trilogy in weeks to come. It’s alright, but go spend the ten bucks to see “Doomsday” instead. It’s got much more bang for your buck! -ANDREW

    He Loves Me… He Loves Me Not (2002) 3.5/5

    Quite a different role than might be expected from Audrey Tautou. Told in a non-linear style, it gives different perspectives throughout the film, changing the entire storyline on a dime. Don’t look for a romantic comedy here; although the final act is devilishly comedic. The first time I’ve ever heard the term erotomania as well. Nice. -ANDREW

    Dune (1984/1990 extended cut) 4.5/5

    While it is very much flawed in terms of pacing/narrative-cohesion, this is the one and only David Lynch epic blockbuster. And it is very much a David Lynch film. As a bonus Dune features some of the best production design ever accomplished for a sci-fi film. The dark analog future of this film lingers, as does many of the superbly realized moments. Better than Star Wars for this fellow. -KURT

    All The Real Girls (2003) 4/5

    Quirky, honest, ugly, beautiful and manipulative – and I mean these adjectives as compliments. David Gordon Green’s serene act of juggling so many things results in a rather conventional story told in a compelling and fresh way. The leads, Paul Schneider – who cowrote – and Zooey Deschanel, have sizzling chemistry confidently shown right from the very first scene. -KURT

    Hatchet (2006) 2/5

    I had a lot of fun with this movie. The humor is spot-on, and caused me to laugh out loud a number of times. I also liked the way they built up the legend of Victor Crowley, a brand new maniacal movie monster along the lines of Jason and Michael Myers. In Hatchet, director Adam Green has created a throwback, a film that contains all the best elements of the slasher movies of the 80′s. A real blast! – 4/5 DAVE

    And in contrast, I thought every single element of this film, acting, humour, homage, lighting was 100% amateur hour, I HATED, HATED, HATED this film, in no small part due to its hyperbolic claim of ‘old-school horror’ which it most certainly is not…merely bad imitation. – 0/5 KURT

    Dinner at Eight (1933) 4.5/5

    A star-packed movie from the early 30′s, in much the same vein as 1932′s Grand Hotel. The Barrymore brothers, Wallace Beery, Marie Dressler and Jean Harlow live it up in high society, yet find themselves always one step away from the poor house. The men are superb, but Dinner at Eight belongs to the women (Harlow is great, but Dressler, in one of her last roles, is even better…stealing just about every scene she’s in). -DAVE

    The Kite Runner (2007) 4/5

    Having loved the book, I was hesitant to watch this, but I’m thankful to say it was not only kept the spirit of the book, but it was a very good movie in its own right. Going with a cast full of mostly unknowns was a great choice on Marc Forster’s part and thankfully the studio agreed. -JONATHAN

    Drillbit Taylor (2008) 2/5

    Basically, this is a less raunchy, less funny, more junior high friendly Superbad. -JONATHAN

    I Heart Huckabees (2004) 4/5

    Not at all what I expected, but I enjoyed the hell out of it still. It could probably use another viewing though. – 3.5/5 JONATHAN

    The Screwball Comedy lives! Watch for a sneakily wonderful performance from Mark Wahlberg. – 4.5/5 KURT

    Suspect (1987) 3.5/5

    Watching this now is pretty dull and fairly cheesy. Not to mention predictable. It is fun watching a much younger Dennis Quaid and I’m always a fan of Cher’s acting ability. Liam Neeson can’t talk in the film, so what’s the point of that? Though he does what he can. Don’t bother unless you’re a REALLY big fan of one of these actors. However, back in the day I can see why people might’ve liked it in a “A Few Good Men” kind of way; so it gets an extra half star for that. -ANDREW

    Breaking and Entering (2006) 4/5

    Aside from a TV movie and his bit in “New York I Love You,” this was Anthony Minghella’s final film before death. Two of Europe’s finest play roles that are intriguing and more than a bit heartbreaking. Couple this with a sort of a coming of age story and a pretty good drama is churned out. Sadly, The Office’s Martin Freeman is underused and I’m not sure what Robin Wright Penn is trying to do with the accent, but otherwise quite a nice little film. -ANDREW

    Becket (1964) 5/5

    A fantastic film from start to finish. Richard Burton shines as the ill-fated Thomas Becket, but it’s Peter O’Toole who steals the show as Henry II of England (a role he would repeat in the equally great 1968 film, A Lion in Winter). A textbook example of what an epic film should be. -DAVE

    Turkish Delight (1973) 4/5

    This early Paul Verhoeven film is not afraid to go to extremes. Sometimes raunchy, other times just plain disgusting, Turkish Delight is nonetheless a very touching love story. Rutger Hauer owns the screen as Eric Vonk, a sex addict who falls in love with a beautiful redhead (played by the lovely Monique van de Ven). This was Hauer’s first starring role, and he makes the most of it. I can’t promise this will be an easy film for you to watch, but if you can make it through to the end, you won’t be disappointed. -DAVE

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    Movies We have WatchedHere we are with the second column of Movies We Watched over the past 10 days or so, which didn’t get any formal write-up on the main site, but we felt deserved a blurb or two in the sidebar section:

    Ghost Rider (2007) 0.5/5

    Insultingly bad. One of the worst big-budget movies I’ve ever watched. Absolutely no redeeming qualities, not even having the great Sam Elliott could put even a smirk on my face. If Nicolas Cage agrees to a sequel to this, there will be absolutely no forgiving the man. -JONATHAN

    He Was a Quiet Man (2007) 2.5/5

    Not a terrible movie, just a poorly written one. Color me impressed by Christian Slater though, who proves that even after sinking to the lows of straight-to-DVD Hollow Man sequels, he actually has some chops left in him. -JONATHAN

    The Nines (2007) 3.5/5

    An interesting story to be sure. Hard to tell wherethe thing is ultimately going. When it gets there, it’s a bit of a head scratcher – which is probably a good thing. Maybe not for everyone, but I’d like to revisit it and I think that counts for something. – ANDREW

    In the Valley of Elah (2007) 3.5/5

    Powerhouse performances make this movie what it is. The hammering you over the head message gets a bit much after a while and I have to admit not caring a lot about the “mystery.” Again, acting and directing are worth watching. Tommy Lee Jones nominated for an Oscar here – and deservedly so. – ANDREW

    Exiled (2006) 4.5/5

    There is just something about this movie that feels like a western to me. I believe that it is the sense of honor and justice that each of the main characters shows and also the hunt for a golden treasure. Initially the team is split into two and they even come to blows in another well filmed gun fight but eventually they start to reminisce and they decide to help their friend out on one last heist so that they can give the money to his family. Things of course start to fall apart for the team and this leads them off on a random adventure that eventually brings them back home. Just like The Mission, Exiled romanticizes the main characters. They truly are a band of outlaws that would fit in any western movie. This is one of my favourite Johnnie To films. – JOHN

    The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything (2007) 3.5/5

    A lot of critics have really been too harsh on this movie. Its a movie that fits in along the lines of the Backyardigans. Sure its not a great movie for adults but its not meant to be. It is a movie for little kids. I’m not talking about 6-9 year olds but the ones who are a bit too young for Pixar and Disney. My 5 year really enjoyed it so it was a good movie. I can’t understand why adults would go by themselves though as this movie is not for them. – JOHN

    The Departed (2006) 4/5

    Yes its a remake of a better movie in my opinion but it still is a great piece of cinema that is a blast to watch. If I could only watch one I would go with Infernal Affairs but since I can watch both I’ll do just that. – JOHN

    Enchanted (2007) 1.5/5

    While it is tempting to label this as an attempt of Disney to ‘make fun of itself,’ the reality is that this is a Disney movie through and through, with only a mild nod at anything resembling progressive thinking. Only points are given to nice performances from Amy Adams and James Marsden in an otherwise example of lazy storytelling. That Disney is determined to put its stamp on to so-called ‘reality’ (even this version of NY is tamed down to ‘cute homeless folks and construction workers.’ The reality, is that the movie seems to put more emphasis on the celebration of merchandising (happily ever after = a book deal or princess store) than on actually trying to resolve how ‘fantasy could bump up against reality’ and yet shill the movie as just that. Magic Ticket my ass McBain. -KURT

    Roadkill (1990) 3.5/5

    Viewed today, Roadkill is a nostalgic look back at the re-invention of Canadian Cinema in the 1990s. It is an often engaging, often uneven, yet for the most part, quite fun road movie across northern Ontario. A sharp soundtrack and excellent performances from Don McKellar (The original aspiring serial killer, prior to Man Bites Dog and Behind the Mask) as well as a luminous Valerie Buhagiar. In glorious, grainy black and white. – KURT

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    Movies We have WatchedYou may or may not have noticed one of the buttons along the side bar: “Movies We Watched”

    This is an area of the site for the regular contributors to put up a blurb/capsule/thought on anything that they happened to catch at the rep cinema, on DVD, VOD or even old fashioned TV and did not write or post anything about on the main site. Every Thursday, we will pop up a post highlighting the Movies We Watched subsection (and this may have the effect of getting the writing staff to use this a little more. Hint. Hint.) Do not confuse this little feature with Dave’s much more detailed Hidden Gems though as Dave puts a lot more time into crafting his full posts than these little blurbs which are quite off-the-cuff. Either way, it may be a good conversation starter. Have at it.

    To get the full list (dating back to December 2007) go here or click the similar graphic at the sidebar. When there, be sure to click the little “+” sign for the actual written text, some of which are repeated below:

    Ils” (2006) 3/5 – Solid if unspectacular horror/thriller set in and around an expensive rural estate in France. As these types of stories go, it lacks the mother/son bond in The Orphanage, the gonzo gore of High Tension or the meta-incisiveness of Funny Games. So in the end it comes right around the space of Vacancy or P2. Crisp, lean and mean are the assets on display here. -KURT

    Tropa De Elite” (2007)” 4/5 – This is a nasty piece of work. Variety has it bang on (so to speak) when it describes it as City of God meets The Wire. Throw in some Full Metal Jacket and some Michale Mann and, well, you get the idea. This thing chews rusty nails in between punches to the face and setting traitors on fire. All in all, Rio de Janeiro’s social infrastructure looks to be a disaster in this film, captured at favela ground-zero from the point of view of the paramilitary elite cops. -KURT

    To Live and Die in L.A.” (1985) 2.5/5 – It’s a good thing that Michael Mann came along to replace a sliding William Friedkin at around this point. While there are some technical tour-de-force moments (A freeway car chase against Rush-hour traffic for instance) Friedkin has trouble balancing his gritty 70′s machismo with 80′s trash-art aesthetic. Acting/intensity falls flat more often than is should, and Wang Chung’s score has aged embarrassingly into a bad cliche. If gunshots to the face are your thing, then have it. Kudos for the ‘extreme how-to’ in terms of counterfeiting currency though. -KURT

    The Good Shepherd” (2006) 3/5 – Curiously engrossing for its nearly 3 hour runtime, even if by necessity, all the performances and characters are subdued. It’s a thriller of moral quandaries and compromises that only gets goofy during the Skull & Bones sequences. Would that William Hurt and Michael Gambon (and the actor who plays Matt Damon’s son in the film got more screen time and that DeNiro (who directs here) and Pesci were left on the cutting room floor. -KURT

    Ripley’s Game” (2002) 4.5/5 – A sharp and nuanced performance from John Malkovich lights up the film that for some baffling reason went straight to DVD in North America. An anti-morality tale that has a dangerous allure and wicked sense of humour. Lena Heady, Dougray Scott and Ray Winstone are all solid, as is just about every individual element here. -KURT

    To Catch A Thief” (1955) 3/5 – Catchy dialogue and Cary Grant mocking gorgeous Grace Kelly cannot save a bloated and predictable plot (perhaps the film has simply not aged well and has been in parts copied and improved upon over the years). The film has some of the most gorgeous cinematography of the era though. -KURT

    The Great World Of Sound” (2007) 3.5/5 – A deceptively simple, yet knotty just below the surface on so many issues with the current state of the American psyche that it does bear to be mentioned with the great salesman dramas including Death of A Salesman and Glengarry Glen Ross. -KURT

    Night of the Hunter” (1955) 4.5/5 – Has to be considered one of the prototypes of crazy genre mashing. This film has it all. Broad comedy, Huck Finn Journeys, Western, German Expressionism, Noir, etc. Robert Mitchum puts in a creepy and crazy (read unguarded) performance. And the B&W cinematography is Top Shelf. A Must See for fans of the Coens, Sturges or Jarmusch. -KURT

    A Touch of Evil” (1958) 2.5/5 – Outside of the film-school-ish opening shot, and the closing action sequence, it is hard to love the muddled middle of this cross-border noir tale. A nice template for films like Chinatown (which gets the job done much better), it gets quagmired in the middle, and not in a good old-fashioned noir (The Big Sleep) sort of way. Wacko casting includes Charleton Heston as a mexican, Marlene Dietrich as a gypsy-fortuneteller and I’m pretty sure that Orson Wells (in the title role, sort of) was legitimately drunk out of his mind while shooting this. He’s here at his late-period Brando, batshit crazy best, but it’s not enough to save this messy film. -KURT

    **Update: Not to make this post seem too narcissistic with all the blurbs belonging to yours truly, but at the time, the most recent half-dozen or so were that. Since this post, a few contributors went mad-men filling in many other titles. Check the sidebar link often.

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