Disney now has full rights to Indiana Jones

I used to get riled up. There used to be passion. Now, all I can do is shrug. Maybe it’s growing up. Maybe it’s wising up. Maybe it’s something else. But when I hear that Disney has acquired full rights from Paramount to make more Indiana Jones movies (or TV shows or video games or whatever plans they have), well… I don’t even know...

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‘No ball left unbusted’: An actual interview with Harrison Ford.

Harrison Ford has built up the reputation in the past few years that he has evolved into nothing more than a cranky old man churning out lame movie after lame movie. And while the latter part is certainly true, I’ve been convinced that he’s still the cool, laid-back guy that he always was and that he’s just been hamming it up for the...

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Harrison Ford Overload!!!

I guess Harrison Ford has a new movie out or something. It may or may not be named after an Oasis album – and Rotten Tomatoes says that it is one of his highest critically rated movie in ages! Morning Glory: 56% Extraordinary Measures: 27% Crossing Over: 17% Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: 77% Firewall: 19% Hollywood Homicide: 30% K-19...

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LaBeouf ‘dropped the ball’ on Indy 4

It has been almost two years to the day – that fateful day at Cinemark. I still harbor bitterness over the atrocity that was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull (my scathing fanboy review). It will be a memory that I’ll never forget: walking out of the midnight screening in a confused daze, shell-shocked, my phone blowing up from others who had just...

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Dear Jason Reitman, George Clooney, and Jim Berkus

I know that you guys check this website religiously, so here is our open letter to you. First, please take a moment to read this excerpt from Cinematical’s interview with Harrison Ford. We think that the point here is clear. Harrison has said he wants to work with you guys, now it’s time to make this happen. He will probably not put any effort into...

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Scar Wars

Originally I hadn’t planned on posting this, but since it seems to be video clip day in the third row, I simply couldn’t resist. There are thousands of fan made Star Wars clips/trailers/mash-ups/homages/music videos blanketing the internet these days but every once in a while I’m forced to put one up that deems itself worthy. What sounds like...

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“I’m like a bad penny. I always turn up.”

“The story for the new Indiana Jones is in the process of taking form. Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and myself are agreed on what the fifth adventure will concern, and George is actively at work. If the script is good, I’ll be very happy to put the costume on again.” These are the words of the 67 year old Harrison Ford, according to People....

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OMFG. 1978 Indiana Jones Story Conference Transcript.

Excuse me while I clean myself up. I just peed a little. I know that I don’t really have the time to spend on such luxuries like reading for pleasure these past few months, but when I stumbled upon Mystery Man on Film’s post about a 125-page .pdf transcript of some conversations between George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Lawrence Kasdan during 1978...

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George Lucas is Off His Rocker

I know what you’re thinking: O REALLY? Well, even though it may be common accepted knowledge at this point, every time I read something the man has to say, I become more and more convinced, and I’m really hoping somebody intervenes and gets the man out of the public spotlight and the movie industry before he pisses off the wrong estranged fanboy....

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Jonathan’s Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Director: Steven Spielberg (Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler’s List, Munich) Story: George Lucas, Jeff Nathanson Screenplay: David Koepp Starring: Harrison Ford, Shia Lebeouf, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, John Hurt MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running time: 124 min This review contains spoilers. You’ve been warned. Oh, where do I begin?...

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