Archive for the ‘Humorous’ Category

  • 13 Jan

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    New Trailer for “Extraordinary Measures”

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    We love Harrison Ford around here (despite a previous lackluster ten years) and sometimes enough just isn’t enough.

     

  • 31 Dec

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    Nic Cage as Everyone

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    Nice.

    http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

     

  • 30 Dec

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    Laughable, Man

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    Since no one is really posting or reading movie blogs during these holiday days, I suppose that earns me the right to be equally as lazy and simply post another Star Wars related video. This one might have you smiling… or weirded out; one of the two.

     

  • 25 Dec

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    Christmas Movie Quotes

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    We’ve seen the lists of favorite Christmas movies time and time again. While many of these quotes come from said list, it’s still fun to revisit some of these and “get into the spirit.”

    “Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”

    “Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.”

    “It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.”

    “Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”

    “I been savin’ this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.”

    “Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick.”

    “Well, I’m sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.”

    “Add all that up, I don’t know what the fuck it means, but you got some bad-ass perpetrators and they’re here to stay.”

    “Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”

    Merry Chirstmas all! Thanks SO MUCH for dropping by the thrird row. We love and appreciate all of our visitors and commenters… yes even YOU. We wish you and yours the very best for the coming year.

  • 16 Dec

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    This looks stupid…

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    But I must say, it looks like it could be the right kind of stupid. The idea of the movie (a group of friends travel back to the 1980s while drunk in a hot tub) is so ludicrous, and the name of the movie (Hot Tub Time Machine) is so ridiculous, and the cast of the movie (John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Chevy Chase, etc.) is so diverse, I can’t help but think that this could surprise some people in the same way that The Hangover did this past summer. Then again, maybe not – but hell, even if I knew nothing about this movie besides the name, I would feel obligated to go see it.

     

  • 11 Dec

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    OCD Skywalker

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    Can’t go another Friday without a fanmade Star Wars video can I? While not quite as funny as the Darth Vader is a Jackass video, it’s very similar in style and editing gag usage and still work in getting a laugh. And just like that Darth Vader one, it’s the final 2 seconds that make me bust out every time…

     
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  • 08 Dec

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    Michael Bay’s Secret

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    “I want helicopters and black sports cars. I want a circus with fire breathers and explosions. I want half naked chicks bending over a broken motorcycle. I want a desert landscape and I want fucking knife throwers. Oh, and pop in the clown guy from House of 1000 Corpses somewhere as well.”

    “But sir, we’re selling lingerie.”

    “Are we? Then we’re also gonna need a billiards table, a big fucking silver plane in the middle of nowhere and an empty mansion that acts as a wind tunnel. I’m Michael Bay and I demand things be awesome!”

     

  • 03 Dec

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    Bilson Finally Gets Nude

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    It’s about time.

    not really safe for work

     

  • 24 Nov

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    Epic Tale Ingredients

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    Buenaventura Press and Tom Gauld present: Characters for an Epic Tale.

     

  • 24 Nov

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    The Muppets Do Queen

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    During the past year, the folks behind The Muppets have been putting together videos and uploading them online in what I can only imagine is with hope of renewing interest in the furry puppets and building anticipation for the upcoming in-the-works Muppet movie, that has Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Jason Segel actively involved in the writing (and, as most assume, he”’ have an acting role as well).

    Here is the latest video in their endeavors: a Muppet-ized version of Queen’s classic Bohemian Rhapsody. Enjoy!

  • 19 Nov

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    There is only one place worth vacationing this spring break.

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  • 10 Nov

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    Greatest Movie T-Shirt Ever?

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    We’re not above a little hyperbole here, so I thought we’d continue the trend with a look at this recent item available at the Criterion store for the (hopefully) soon to be released House (ie. “Hausu”).

    Hausu Shirt

    The back of the shirt:

    Hausu Shirt Back

    I’m thinking of buying a gross.

    Thanks to Wild Grounds for the pointer via their Facebook update.

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