The End of the Ice Fishing Story

If you’ve seen American Hustle, you either love it or hate it or are still scratching your head. No matter you’re feelings on the film, you can’t tell me you didn’t come away a little upset at not hearing the end to Louis CK’s ice fishing story about him and his brother and their angry father. Well, wonder no...

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Jessica Chastain vs. Social Media

Nice to see Ms. Chastain having a little fun in this piece that tries to defuse the tensions of social media and celebrity these days. Albeit the most shocking thing is to see someone actually reading a newspaper on a park bench these...

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Medieval. Land. Fun. Time.

We simply cannot wait until next Monday (to suck less) so we offer up this bit of fan-editing goofery and childishness. If you ever want to see the piss taken out of HBO’s Game of Thrones, it is here, where the show is re-envisioned into a ‘save the themepark’ type gross out teen comedy. Adventureland eat your heart out. Thrones. Thrones....

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (Season 2)

Against better judgement, but totally worth it, I stayed up very late last night after discovering this little gem from Jerry Seinfeld. Am I just late to the party? Is there a reason I’ve not heard of this internet show before? Because it’s pretty damn great. “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” pits Seinfeld and some other famous funny...

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Harrison Ford (Doesn’t) Talk Star Wars

Was going to save this until our usual Monday post, but by then everyone will have already seen it. Plus it’s snowing to beat the band across the midwest and I thought those of us stuck in this mess could use a little pick me up. Here’s Harrison Ford getting angry and refusing to answer Star Wars questions on a popular late night take show. And...

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Return of the Moon Walker!

That’s right, the king of pop is back!… from the dead. Michael Jackson’s hand has been stolen from his crypt in LA!! The culprits: two love-struck leather dwarves, acting on the orders of Dr. Cagliostro, a time-traveling sorcerer posing as the manager of a “punk circus” in Berlin. The mysterious mystic’s mad plan: use the risen Michael...

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Mondays Suck Even More Lesser

With the Oscars around the corner, Zach Galifianakis presents a very special Oscary edition of his “Between Two Ferns” with guests Jennifer Lawrence, The Impossible Naomi Watts, Christoph Waltz, Anne Hathaway and Amy Adams....

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Noah’s Ark Delayed Due to Flooding

So yeah. Noah’s Ark can’t actually float apparently. Cut and paste jb from IMDb   Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan, The Wrestler) has been filming his Noah film, based on the Biblical tale of Noah’s Ark, at Oyster Bay, NY. To make it as realistic as possible, the director built a massive ark, which measures 450 feet long, 75 feet tall and 45...

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If You’re Gonna Die, Do It Right…

Seriously, this is the way to do it. Taken from a 1974 Turkish action film called Kareteci Kız (“Karate Girl”). From io9.com via Matt Zoller...

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A Video-Primer in Lollywood Trash!

  This bit of randomness was prompted by regular listener, Schizopolis (and others), who was intrigued by the homework assignment on the last Cinecast episode. One of the pure, unvarnished joys of my visit to the 2007 Fantasia film festival was my introduction to the horror-cinema of Pakistan. You see, the centre of Pakistani film production is in Lahore...

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