Archive for the ‘General Ramblings’ Category

  • It’s Halftime in America: Don’t Change Horses Mid-Stream

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    I do not watch The Super Bowl. Generally, I am more interested in the movie trailers and whatnot that more or less tell me what films to avoid this summer, which are aired to great expense during the big game. Curiously, this year most of them made it to the internet a few days early; thus, I am a little bit late on this bit of tempestuousness hiding as a lengthy advertisement. My assumption that I had seen all of the biggies before Super Bowl Sunday was flat out false! Colour me surprised (and playing catch-up) when I came across this Chrysler Ad that plays like a bit of good old fashion propaganda. I’ll take this ‘entertainment’ any day over those gawd-awful Act of Valour ads that demonstrate Micheal Bay has been setting down the film-grammar for military recruiting for the past few decades, only to give birth to the perfect synergy of popcorn-entertainment and propaganda.

    But I digress.

    I am a fairly big fan of David Mamet penned Wag The Dog, and this commercial fits nicely into the “Don’t Change Horses Mid-Stream” Ads (themselves an echo of the Ronald Reagan Campaign “Morning in America spots in 1984.) that gets Dustin Hoffman hired, rewarded and then killed, in that film. Even more amusing is that it was directed by David Gordon Green, striding the line between original Americana, George Washington, and bad 1980s remake, The Sitter.

    Apparently this has ruffled a lot of feathers. Clint’s made a statement, as has Karl Rove, and a lot of that is covered here.

  • Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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    An oddly compelling reason to never buy a Honda, but also an interesting commentary on how our ‘hero’ has gone from a stolen 1961 Ferrari to a leased 2012 CRV. Superbowl, I hate you even more than usual. I’m off to palette cleanse on the real Ferris Too, Alexander Payne’s Election (The last time Matthew Broderick didn’t phone it in.)

  • Friday One Sheet – Hungarian Provocateurs

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    Maybe taking the award for most provoking one-sheet from recent horror shlock (The Human Centipede 2, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and Nurse) is this nevertheless rather tasteful (design-wise, anyway) Hungarian festival poster for Steve McQueen’s Shame. Yes, the title is spelled out with what you think it is…

  • Happy Chinese-Lunar New Year

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    With the second New Year in under a month crossing Eastern Standard time, I hope everyone out there has a good Year of the Dragon. And also, you may enjoy what appears to be the Chinese version of Taken, starring character actor extraordinaire (and somewhat Neeson-esque) Anthony Wong.

  • Six (More) Novels I’d Like to See Adapted

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    Back in 2007, I wrote up a little something discussing five novels that I would love to see adapted for the big screen. Despite the influence of my opinion in Hollywood, not one of those has made it to the big screen yet – although two of them (Blood Meridian, The Dark Tower) are in the works and one was, but fizzled out (East of Eden). Here is my latest batch of recommendations. Studios, all I ask for is a “Special Thanks” and a producer credit. Maybe a lead role.

    As always, leave your own thoughts and recommendations in the comments.

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  • Broken Lizard and Paul Schneider are making babies.

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    A decade ago, a comedy troupe known as Broken Lizard came out of nowhere with a low-budget cop comedy titled Super Troopers. Naturally, my sixteen year old self found it very amusing. Even today, older and much wiser, I think the film has plenty of laughs and just enough charm to rewatch on a late Thursday night when there are no repeats of No Reservations on.

    A few years after though came Broken Lizard’s Club Dread and I watched the film stone-faced. Then came Beerfest – I will certainly love it, I thought, because I love beer! – but it was even worse. Then most recently, I gave the troupe’s latest, The Slammin’ Salmon, a chance, thinking that I would certainly find it amusing being set in the food service industry and all, of which I was employed throughout my high school and college years. I was wrong yet again.

    I will preface this by saying that The Babymakers is not officially considered a Broken Lizard movie. Still, it is directed by one of and stars the entirety of the troupe, so one can’t help but unofficially slap the label on it. I also wanted to have hope when the trailer popped up on my RSS feed and the name Paul Schneider was attached. Oh boy – All the Real Girls! Jesse James! Lars! Parks and Rec! How could it be bad?

    Well, it looks bad. Like, really bad. The basic plot from the trailer – I think, at least – is that Paul’s wife wants a baby, but Paul can’t have a baby, so he masturbates and sells all of his sperm, then realizes that he needs only one good sperm, but his penis ran out of sperm or he got hit in the balls too much or something, so he and his buddy decide to go steal his sperm back from the sperm bank that he sold it too so that he can maybe have a kid or something. I don’t know. I really don’t want to watch it again to figure it out. I only posted this because Paul Schneider made me sad. Forgive me.

  • Café de Flore: A Conversation

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    [We are back at it after a long hiatus since our first conversation post on Mammoth, but hopefully these will come out with more frequency thereafter. I am sure we do not cover everything there is to be said about Café de Flore, so feel free to extend the conversation in the comment section. Finally, this conversation is all spoilers, we get into the fine details so only read if you have seen the film.]

    Synopsis From the director, Jean-Marc Vallée: “Cafe de Flore is a love story about people separated by time and place but connected in profound and mysterious ways. Atmospheric, fantastical, tragic and hopeful, the film chronicles the parallel fates of Jacqueline, a young mother with a disabled son in 1960s Paris, and Antoine, a recently-divorced, successful DJ in present day Montreal. What binds the two stories together is love – euphoric, obsessive, tragic, youthful, timeless love.”

    Mike: There are certain films that require discussion upon leaving the theater, it seems impossible to just go on with your day after seeing something like Jean-Marc Vallée’s Café de Flore. We have been waiting since Mammoth for the right kind of movie to do a conversation post for and this seems to check all the boxes, from the meaty thematic elements to the open-ended aspects of what exactly happened. I have stayed away from the spoiler thread on Row Three so I am coming to the conversation completely fresh. Of the three of us, I believe I will be the most critical, but it is a fine distinction as, on the whole, I think it is a very good movie. Who knows, maybe my mind will change with this conversation, the more pieces that are put together. I would like to get a general sense of why the film spoke to you guys, because both of you have been praising this film hard.

    Bob: Well, Café de Flore goes beyond the definition of a very good movie for me…Not that I think it’s perfect (how can a movie really be perfect with so many possibilities?), but that just about every moment of the film hit me in exactly the right way and at the right time to cause maximum impact. To my ear, it hits all the right notes as an exercise in technical filmmaking, as an inventive piece of art and as something that simply connected to me for a variety of personal reasons. On the technical side, it’s beautifully shot, naturally scripted and contains an abundance of wonderful performances (from first timer Kevin Parent to Vanessa Paradis, but especially all the kids). Vallée proves without a doubt that he is highly skilled when it comes to coaching his actors and letting them know when to go for subtle and when to go big. As a work of art, it becomes something altogether different and original in its approach to its two storylines. It’s impressive enough that he can balance the two, but he does so in the manner of a DJ (just like his male lead Antoine) – moving his overall piece from one side of the mixing board to the other and then cutting between them, mixing them up and bringing them both together towards the end. It’s like the best DJ set ever. Antoine even talks to his therapist at one point about how he loves to bring in silence to his sets because it sets up the whomp that follows and Vallée applies that very same strategy to his movie. This was used to fantastic effect to bring home its theme of letting go since not only will it help to avoid the emotional calamities ahead, but “letting go” will also allow a deeper appreciation of what your current life has to offer.

    Kurt: First off, fellas, I am glad that we have resurrected this feature, and since Café De Flore has left Toronto Cinemas after a mere two week run, it seems that this film certainly needs a little help to get recognized outside of French Speaking Canada. So our cause is both fun, stimulating (hopefully) and ah, heck, noble even. OK, down to brass tacks: There is a scene late in the film, when the two story lines start to gel that features the most interesting and sophisticated cross cutting I’ve seen in a film in 2011, perhaps the last ten years even. The DJ mixing analogy is apt, and the emotional beats, in this stretch of the film, are not revealed by plotting information (that is to come later) but rather completely by editing strategy, as if you are being primed by a collection of images and asked to inject yourself into things (Terence Malick actually does a similar, if slightly different riff of this in a different fashion in the construction of a Tree of Life). That the ebb and flow of the editing is actually non-intuitive (pauses and shot lengths) is kind of a small miracle.

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  • The literary source for Gosling’s Drive is getting a sequel.

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    So it turns out that my favorite film of the year so far, Drive, is based on a novel. Who knew? Apparently, in my efforts to avoid all things Drive before actually seeing the film, I missed this information, although I guess I’ve just missed it all around because apparently many “regard it as one of the best crime noirs written in the last fifty years.”

    Thanks to Kurt for sending along a link from LitReactor containing not only this information, but also the juicy tidbit that the 2005 novel written by James Sallis is receiving the literary sequel treatment – perhaps to capitalize on the success of Nicolas Winding Refn’s adaptation?

    The sequel is titled Driven and Poisoned Pen Press provided the brief synopsis:

    “Six years later – Phoenix. Out of nowhere someone wants Driver dead. Who? Why? Big mistake…”

    Not much, but interesting enough. The publishing company also seems very pleased with Sallis as a human being, releasing the following statement:

    When we agreed to publish Drive, it felt like a happy accident. In the Spring of 2004 my friend and one of my favorite writers, James Sallis, gave me a slight manuscript: Drive. I loved it. When I ran into his agent, Vicky Bijur, at Bouchercon later that Fall, I told her that if she were unable to find a large house to publish Drive, I’d be elated to have Poisoned Pen Press publish it.

    After the extraordinary success of Drive and with no contractual obligation to Poisoned Pen Press, Vicky and Jim easily could have sold Driven to virtually any mainstream publishing house for significant money, but they didn’t. I should not have been surprised. Among the many themes running through these books—and upon reflection, through all the books of James Sallis—is integrity. I know of no other writer so devoted to his craft and to what he believes.

    Has anyone out there read the novel? If it turns out to be great, does anyone think a film sequel might be in the cards as well – or, more importantly, does anyone want such a thing?

  • This Thing I Need to Say about Film & Then I am Done

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     - Falconetti in La Passione de Jeanne d’Arc

    When it comes to jazz I am hopelessly tone-deaf, I understand it only as an absence of sensation.  Were I to rigorously devote myself perhaps I could, given enough time, feel it in my bones the way it is intended.  Or maybe it is a hardware issue beyond me to remedy, I don’t know.  I can accept that we may not all be wired the same way, and when it comes to aesthetics there are inevitable impasses.

    I wish to write about a fugitive aspect of cinema that goes mostly unspoken in reviews and reduced to verbiage in academic papers.  It is sort of formless, messy, and brings with it nothing but shame and feelings of inadequacy to those who try to naïvely ensnare it with words; it seems unspoken for a reason, because it bears out its meaning like a zen koan: to point at it is not to capture it.  However, I am stubborn and frustrated with conversations I have had regarding the virtues of cinema that I shall go through with this stupid task.  The tone-deaf may read on blankly or click away.

    In the final minutes of the behind-the-scenes documentary of the Criterion version of Soderbergh’s Che, the director laments the state of the modern day cinema-going experience: “There is no illumination anymore, people see a film and five minutes later they are preoccupied with where they are going to eat”. The issue lies squarely with the audience, not the product. The jazz is there, I just can’t hear it, and likewise the illuminations are there, but some of us can’t adequately experience them. I agree with this sentiment.  Differences of taste occur, and I am not here to deny them, but there is something to be said for a mutual foundational understanding of what modes of experience may be read within the frame, whether you like them or not. Taste ought not to trump experience, it shouldn’t blind one of the modes of experience available to a particular captured moment. I am not so clever that I can erase what Che involves in its presentation by writing a particular nasty review opposed to it; its resistance to conventions of biographical storytelling and its languid preoccupation with the lived-in moments of the protagonist’s life is not up to a matter of taste but palpable to anyone who has the faintest grasp of what came before. The stimuli for illumination is there just like the jazz notes are there, it is not a lack of examples, and therefore not a lacking in cinema, but of the character of those who gravitate to it.

    So what is this alternative way through which cinema may be experienced?  Simply put: patiently, one frame at a time.  As viewers we have grown into the habit of privileging the aggregate meanings of a film over, and to the disregard of, the immediate.  We scarcely have a terminology for the micro-bursts of illumination, but we have libraries full of tomes written on their ciphers.

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  • Happy Thanksgiving: What Film Are You Seeing?

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    First off, happy Thanksgiving to those in the United States today. As you are home for the holidays with family and friends, perhaps watching football or dragging out skeletons in the family closet, you should perhaps give thanks for the apparent quality of mainstream movies that are jostling for your holiday dollars. As of this writing, The Muppets and Hugo have 97% Rotten Tomato scores, and Aardman’s Arthur Christmas is sitting at a cool 94%. All three films have about 100 reviews at the online aggregation site, so there is healthy population, and this no mere ‘ahead of the curve effect’ that can often happen with geekier film releases.

    But it begs the question: With three critically acclaimed Holiday film landings, which one are you going to see during your Turkey-break? I do not know if there is a precedent for three major family films opening on Thanksgiving, all apparently worth your time.

    Weigh in, if you so please, in the comments section on what you saw and what you thought.

  • You’ve Been… Star Wars Struck

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    Probably this should wait until our usual “Monday Sucks Less” post, but dammit it’s Friday and it’s been a while (like a whole week!) since I’ve posted a Star Wars related item simply because it’s Star Wars.

    On top of that, I really really hate clips of movies on YouTube with a lame clip of rock music simply pasted over the top. I hate it when I’m trying to find a particular scene or quote, finally find it, only to realize that someone has added Nickelback over the top of it. Ya know, to add “impact” to the scene. But this seems to be an inexplicably rare case.

    I love Star Wars and I like AC/DC. The two should never meet… except that when they do, it all comes together pretty well. This isn’t particularly clever or difficult but damn if it isn’t edited nicely and for some reason it got me smiling and almost chuckling with charm this morning. Good stuff (found on G+ btw ;)

     

     

  • At Row Three we Appreciate Good Spam

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    Every so often we get some spam that is just too good to pass up. This one even deals with movies so it is a double bonus. I hope you all take as much away from this comment as we have.

    All links have been removed for your safety.

    Most people have seen Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” animated movie. But there are not too others which are absolutely magic – classics. Here they are:

    1. My lid pick exchange for a mermaid film is “Smudge”. Not alone is it comic and the cabal wonderful, but there is quite a hint of breathtaking footage of Daryl Hannah mermaiding in the ocean. We can’t grow sufficiently of that! Preserve continue in haul that this is not a children’s movie. It was made in the ’80s, and in spite of the most quarter it is okay because the progeny to watch. But there is a little moment of nudity (when the mermaid is walking into New York discernible of teaser the ocean with nothing but her great whisker to cover her) and there is some implication of what she and the Tom Hanks characteristic untypical are doing in the elevator, but nothing is shown. The flicks is wonderful, with a leading excuse and formidable mermaid footage and lots of laughs, as fount as a capacious romance.

    2. My second top ideal is “The Arcane of Roan Inish”. This is a safe, tranquillize flicks the entire family can enjoy. It was made in Ireland, and as such is slower and quieter than most American movies. It is beside a lilliputian Irish lass who moves to busy with her grandparents. While there she unwittingly stumbles upon the obscurity circumambient the key the dearest adapted to to existent on, called “Roan Inish” (Island of the Seals). As she slowly solves the puzzle, she brings movie trailers healing and concordance without hope to the family. In this film the untrue myths non-spiritual luxuries is a selkie, not a mermaid. The selkie lives in the aspect of a seal. On advantage she climbs up on a poverty-stricken and removes her seal scrape, revealing a pleasing woman. So this film is a trifling tittle special, and you desire at no time look at a seal the despite the fact mo = ‘modus operandi’ again.

    3. My third favorite mermaid movie is “Aquamarine.” This equal is geared to the teen crowd. It has nothing lascivious, so the whole parentage can take to it. It’s a delightfully another rendering of the classic Tiny Mermaid story, with a wonderful shock ending. The mermaid in this big is unusual, more like a regular teen girl. There are a sprinkling suitable shots of her in the water. The messages in this silent picture are elevated quality, such as loyalty, friendship, exclusive conviction, selflessness and courage. And it is also sheer funny.

    4. Handful four of my top mermaid movies is an familiar black and drained deathless called “Mr. Peabody and the Mermaid.” You intent should prefer to a object to finding this silver screen to watch, but VHS versions are ready for mark-down on Amazon.com. All of the underwater footage was filmed in the venerable Weeki Wachee Springs in Weeki Wachee, Florida, no more than a year after this underwater theater opened. Made in 1948, this moving picture is nearly a married span charming a vacation in the trailers Caribbean. The humankind is almost 50 and is having a mid-life crisis. While on vacation he accidentally fishes up a live mermaid from the sea! Ann Blyth plays the entrancing mermaid and you transfer enjoyment this wonderful film. The no greater than objections a parent might include is the exercise of extramarital flirting, and some laughable scenes with a guy disquieting to give up smoking.

    5. United that is a dab dissimilar, and which only recently came out, is a Japanese anime Miyazaki talking picture called “Ponyo on the Cliff alongside the Sea”, or sparely “Ponyo”. In this whole the fish-girl is depicted as a goldfish with a generous gall, which is rather strange. But in an singular contort, this five-year-old fish-girl has to engage the teeny five-year-old somebody little shaver to fondness her faithfully, or she will turn into sea sparkle and be no more. It is such a sweet interpretation, these inconsequential children knowledge to love and trust each other in such an undefiled way. It is a story of wonder and daring and should not be missed.

    6. My pick for the duration of handful six is Disney’s “The Petite Mermaid”. It was the talking picture that got Disney backside into the in favour film business again in the 1980s. The music and white are a delight. I memorialize how delighted I was when it first came unconfined – it is a diverting mermaid movie, high jinks for the whole family.

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