Black Friday Blu-ray and DVD Deals Have Started

I saw Santa in the mall last night. Target has their plastic Christmas trees and icicle lights taking up about half of the store (next to the discounted leftover Halloween candy). The restaurant bathroom has “Joy to the World” pumping through its shitty speakers. Yes, Christmas is already here… two weeks before Thanksgiving. So I guess we...

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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas… “It’s a Wonderful Life”

[...Day 12 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Frank Capra Writers:Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett, Frank Capra Producers: Frank Capra Starring: Jimmy Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell, Henry Travers, Gloria Grahame MPAA Rating: NR Running time: 130 min Christmas is finally here and I may’ve saved the best of...

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Merry Christmas!

I just wanted to wish everyone here a Merry Christmas. In the spirit of giving I give you all my wish list: DVDs The Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky (Box Set) Dirty Harry Ultimate Collector’s Edition (Box Set) Bourne Trilogy (Box Set) Sukiyaki Western Django Monty Python Holy Trinity (Monty Python and the Holy Grail / Monty Python’s Life of Brian /...

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On the Eleventh Day of Christmas… “Eight Crazy Nights”

[...Day 11 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Seth Kearsley Writers: Brooks Arthur, Allen Covert, Brad Isaacs, Adam Sandler Producers: Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jack Giarraputo Starring (voices of): Adam Sandler, Jackie Sandler, Austin Stout, Kevin Nealon, Rob Schneider MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running time: 76 min Since my plan to watch...

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On the Tenth Day of Christmas… “A Christmas Tale”

[...Day 10 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Arnaud Desplechin Writers: Arnaud Desplechin, Emmanuel Bourdieu Producers: Pascal Caucheteux Starring: Catherine Deneuve, Jean-Paul Roussillon, Anne Consigny, Mathieu Amalric, Melvil Poupaud MPAA Rating: NR Running time: 150 min Year of Release: France In the interest of full disclosure, I must...

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On the Ninth Day of Christmas… “The Nightmare Before Christmas”

[...Day 9 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Henry Selick Writers: Tim Burton Producers: Tim Burton, Denise Di Novi, Don Hahn Starring: Danny Elfman, Chris Sarandon, Catherine O’Hara, William Hickey, Glenn Shadix, Paul Reubens MPAA Rating: PG Running time: 76 min Year of Release: 1993 Keep in mind the fact that through these past...

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On the Eighth Day of Christmas… “Joyeux Noël”

[...Day 8 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Christian Carion Writers: Christian Carion Producer: Christophe Rossignon Starring: Diane Kruger, Natalie Dessay, Benno Fürmann, Rolando Villazón MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running time: 116 min. Year of Release: 2005 Country of origin: France, Germany, UK, Romania, Belgium An anti-war movie on...

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On the Seventh Day of Christmas… “Noel”

[...Day 7 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Chazz Palminteri Writers: David Hubbard Producers: Bart Rosenblatt, Howard Rosenman, Eugene Musso, Al Corley Starring: Susan Sarandon, Penelope Cruz, Paul Walker, Alan Arkin, Robin Williams, Marcus Thomas, Sonny Marinelli MPAA Rating: PG Running time: 96 min Year of Release: 2004 Alright I admit...

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On the Sixth Day of Christmas… “The Ref”

[...Day 6 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Ted Demme (Blow, Life, Beautiful Girls) Writers: Richard LaGravenese, Marie Weiss Story: Marie Weiss Producers: Ronald M. Bozman, Richard LaGravenese, Jeffrey Weiss Starring: Denis Leary, Kevin Spacey, Judy Davis, Christine Baranski, Raymond J. Barry MPAA Rating: R Running time: 97 min. Year of...

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On the Fifth Day of Christmas… “Silent Night, Deadly Night 2″

[...Day 5 of the 12 Days of Christmas review project...] Director: Lee Harry Writers: Lee Harry, Joseph H. Earle, Death warmed over Starring: Who cares? MPAA Rating: R – should be “SA” for sucks ass Running time: 88 min. wasted of your life Year of Release: 1987 This could officially be the worst movie I have ever seen. Ever seen. I...

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