
Every year, I make it a point to re-watch the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feature film – and every year, I come away wondering if they will ever make a family film that is quite as unique. The blend of child-friendly humor with adult thematic elements and absolutely masterful puppetry and martial arts. Unlike most fantastical films from the era, the original feature holds up surprisingly well. And I’ll be damned if Raphael isn’t just about as awesome as characters come.
Despite my affinity for these biologically-altered ass-kicking turtles, it doesn’t mean I am a fan of all things Ninja Turtles. The first sequel fell prey to its concept’s silliness, the second sequel was an abomination, and the revamps of the franchise in cartoon form have been mediocre at best. Their latest dip in film territory – TMNT – was lackluster, despite the promising character riffs between Raphael and Leonardo.
Since the release of TMNT, there have been calls for the heroes in a half-shell to return to their darker, more violent roots, something that certainly has been influenced by the successful transformation from campy-to-gritty for the Batman franchise. While I am not entirely on board with the idea (frankly, just leave me in peace with my 1990 flick and I’ll be happy) and think that there have been so many incarnations of the Turtles that it has just gotten plain confusing for kids, one filmmaker out there decided to make a three-minute short film to demonstrate what a gritter Ninja Turtles film might look like. It’s certainly shoddily done, but there is something to be said for an embittered-Raphael standing on a rooftop watching the New York sunset whilst score from Danny Boyle’s sunshine is playing. That something might be bemusement, but it’s something.
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