
Director: Griffin Dunne (Fierce People, Famous)
Screenplay: Mimi Hare, Clare Naylor, Bonnie Sikowitz
Producers: Jason Blum, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Todd, Suzanne Todd, Bob Yari
Starring: Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Colin Firth, Sam Shepard, Ajay Naidu
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running time: 90 min.




(1.5/5)With Valentine’s day a sleep away, it’s no surprise tomorrow’s release slate is loaded with romantic titles some new (Breaking Dawn: Part 1 opted for a Saturday release) some old and at least one that has been floating about for quite some time.
The Accidental Husband doesn’t appear to have seen the light of day theatrically in North America and it’s not hard to see why. The story follows the trappings of a conventional romantic triangle with two very handsome and very different men, fiancé Richard (Colin Firth) and Patrick (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), and the woman, Emma (Uma Thurman), caught between the two. She’s the relationship “expert,” a radio doctor and newly minted author who shells out relationship advice to people she doesn’t know.
On one such call, Emma doles out some advice to a bride-to-be that leads her to cancel her wedding. Patrick, the groom-to-be, decides to exact his revenge on the woman that ended his happy relationship and employs his best friend to alter City records to show that Emma is already married. To him. You can see where this is going from the moment you meet the two men. They’re night and day and while Emma goes around trying to get Patrick to sign the appropriate paperwork to end their “marriage” so that she can marry the successful publisher Richard, she falls for him and he for her and the next thing you know the two are married and expecting.


What a joke.

Set in the world of espionage and double agents, Richard Gere stars as Paul Shepherdson, a retired CIA operative brought back into the fold when Cassius, a Soviet assassin he chased around the world, re-appears after years of being inactive. As per usual with this sort of fare, Gere is partnered up with a book smart FBI agent who literally wrote the book on Cassius. Ben Geary (Topher Grace) is smart and determined and when he gets a little too close to revealing the truth, that Shepherdson is actually Cassius, he’s pushed off course and even threatened.
There’s more to this tale than a wrongly convicted man clearing his name; it’s also the story of sweet revenge. While Nick talks circles around Lydia, slowly revealing his identity and the history that has led to his perilous situation, he’s also buying time for his brother to break into a safe in a nearby building. The grand plan is simple: prove Nick’s innocence and steal a huge diamond but getting there is a little more complicated than either of them bargained for especially when you’re dealing with dirty cops, David Englander – a ruthless real estate mogul (Ed Harris) who is willing to kill to get his way and a vault room directly lifted from either 
















