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  • Review: Hobo With A Shotgun

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    [Reposted to line up with Canadian Theatrical Release of the film (American VOD is April 1st, Theatrical May 6th) - also, check out my Twitch coverage of the film with Interviews with star Rutger Hauer, as well as director Jason Eisener and Producer Rob Cotterill.]

    Welcome to Scumtown. The graffiti runs riotous along the buildings and storefronts, and the crime even moreso. Living up to its title, it features Rutger Hauer riding the rails into town as the eponymous Hobo looking for stray cigarettes and some spare change to buy a lawnmower to make his way as a landscaping entrepreneur. The irony being that there is no grass to be seen in town. After witnessing a wanton act of violence, more a brutally bloody carnival side-show, by the local crimeboss his two identically dressed sons, he instead invests nickels and dimes on a pump-action Remington. The hobo goes to war against drug-dealers, pedophiles, dirty cops and a full assortment of colourful psychotics in the name of making Abby, a young hooker with the heart of gold, undergo a career change from prostitute to school teacher. Dartmouth, Nova Scotia was never particularly high on any tourists list of destinations, Jason Eisener’s nightmare vision of the city as an endless concrete gutter teeming with violent freaks and shuffling terrorized victims is unlikely to drum up future visitors. The brightest flowers the film can ever summon up (as a symbol of hope?) are a few rotting dandilions. Yellow weeds are as bright as it gets in this town.

    Hobo with a Shotgun feels like a lost and ultraviolent product of the Canadian Tax Shelter films , the cycle of delightfully demented horror films from the 1970s and 1980s that resulted from an excess of government cash put in to stimulate a flailing Canadian movie industry. In fact, the film is indeed set somewhere in the early 1980s judging by the look of the currency being occasionally tossed around as well as a boxy gull wing car and a few choice boom boxes. While the film may have started its life as faux trailer entry in Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse, its graduation to a full-length feature easily eclipses Rodriguez’s own trailer-turned-movie, Machete. It draws its DNA not from the naughty drive-in and inner-city trash-palace fair of the 60s and 70s, but the ultraviolence of George Miller’s Mad Max films as well as the splatstick of Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive and Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead cycle, although if your ears are peeled at the beginning of the film you might just hear echoes of the Cannibal Holocaust theme.

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  • VOD Review: Takashi Miike’s 13 ASSASSINS

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    [With it's United States VOD debut today, it seems fitting to revisit Kurt's TIFF review of Takashi Miike's wonderfully macho, wonderfully bloody, and simply wonderful, oldschool Samurai film.]
     

    Takashi Miike doing Akira Kurosawa? Yes Please! 13 Assassins is not the goofy homage to Sergio(s) Leone and Corbucci that Sukiyaki Western Django was. Japan’s most hard to pin down auteur re-invents himself once again to offer a mainstream audience an earnest and restrained look at vintage Samurai cinema with all the honour and fighting against all odds offered by classics like The Seven Samurai. Sure Kurosawa’s masterpiece did not have amputees or large beasts of burden running on fire, so there are touches of the director in the margins, but mostly you have some of the most handsome cinematography in a Japanese picture in ages, and a scope and scale that is much further beyond what most would expect from a Miike film. How amazing that a director so prolific can manage to keep his pace for surprises! Normally, when oddball auteurs like David Cronenberg or Peter Jackson do a slick studio picture, a small part of me laments for their wilder more uncouth days. In this case, the results are too damn magnificent to ignore.

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  • Action Fest Full Line up!

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    Well, my hotel is booked and the car has been serviced for an early April road trip down to Asheville, North Carolina for ActionFest – the worlds first film festival dedicated to action movies, will be running from April 7th-10th. So, lo and behold they’ve released the remaining titles at the festival and added some special guests and panels (and tucked way down there under the seat is the original announcement and the all new festival trailer) It should be a grand time!

    Bail Enforcers – A bounty hunting babe tackles the tough guys in this World Premiere starring seven-time WWE Women’s Champion Trish Stratus, who will be in attendance!
    Never Back Down 2 – World Premiere of this anticipated MMA fight flick, directed by and starring Michael Jai White, who will be in attendance!
    Battle Royale – The official US theatrical debut of the popular and controversial Japanese cult classic.
    Fightville - Fresh from SXSW and a month before HotDocs, this hard hitting doc about the art and sport of mixed martial arts fighting follows two up and comers as they shed blood, sweat and tears to rise to the top.
    Bellflower – From Sundance and SXSW, this indie gets under the skin of the action genre with a story about two apocalypse-obsessed friends.
    Films of Fury: The Kung Fu Movie Movie – World Premiere Kung Fu documentary based on the book by martial arts cinema expert Ric Meyers
    The Heir Apparent: Largo Winch – Regional Premiere of this adaptation of the popular French action-adventure comic book hero
    Lonely Place to Die - World Premiere about a group of five mountaineers who find danger while hiking and climbing in the Scottish Highlands.
    Tomorrow, When the War Began – North American Premiere of the Australian box office hit flick based on best-selling novel series that pits teenagers against an army invasion.

    On Saturday April 9th and Sunday April 10th, there will be two panels: great stories from the legendary careers of the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award recipient Buddy Joe Hooker and representatives of Stunts Unlimited, and a discussion of the role of the Modern Fight Director, featuring Larnell Stovall (Undisputed III), Michael Jai White (Black Dynamite, Never Back Down 2) and martial arts film expert Ric Meyers (Films of Fury: The Kung Fu Movie Movie).

    Additionally, ActionFest 2 will pay tribute to the 40th anniversary of Stunts Unlimited, an elite organization comprised of Hollywood’s A-list stunt performers (including original member Buddy Joe Hooker), which has become one of the most sought after group of action performers. Their work has been seen in a wide array of film and television including Die Hard, Fast and the Furious, Mission Impossible 2, Point Break, Rocky, Spider-man and The Terminator.

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  • Bill Shatner @ 80

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    Happy birthday, Mr. Shatner! This list of 80 reasons why the Shat (bad nickname!) is one of the goofiest and meta-rabbit-hole-est (is that a phrase? It is now) of them all, yes, even Chuck Norris. Amuse-ocity Here.

  • Hot Docs! Beauty Day! Neal Cassady! Elmo! Full Line-up Announced

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    “Every year I say I will get to more than 4-5 screenings at Hotdocs, but this year I mean it! One of the largest documentary film festivals in the world, Toronto’s HOT DOCS just announced its full line-up which includes premieres galore (I won’t bore you with the stats) both locally and internationally.

    Some Highlights include the follow-up film from Man On Wire‘s Jim Marsh, Project Nim. A biography of the chimpanzee who in the 1970s became the focus of a landmark experiment which aimed to show that an ape could learn to communicate with language if raised and nurtured like a human child. Jay Cheel’s Beauty Day, a look at the life and blue-collar art from pre-Jack Ass stunt-tomfoolery pioneer Ralph Zavadil (aka Cap’n Video). Magic Trip, Alex Gibney (Client 9, Taxi to the Darkside) and Allison Ellwood’s look at Neal Cassady, Jack Kerouac’s On the Road muse, and his ramshackle bus was which was tricked out with cameras to capture free-form impressions of America and the seemingly limitless drug-induced antics of its passengers. Sundance Special Jury Prize winner, Being Elmo, is story of how a shy nine-year-old Kevin Clash pursued his dream of becoming a puppeteer on Sesame Street. Raised in a low-income community, Clash’s talents were evident in his homemade prototypes and the puppet shows he staged for his mother’s daycare kids. In Bobby Fisher Against The World, the rock star of the chess world is a look at how this American Cold War hero became a vilified, paranoid recluse. Buck, A real-life horse whisperer overcomes his dark childhood and emerges as kind of an equine-rooted philosopher, proving his own maxim: horses make better people. Conan O’Brian’s post-Late Show stand-up tour is documented in Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop. Love him or hate him, Morgan Spurlock takes a look at advertising and branding in the movies with the festival opener, POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold. UFC-themed doc Fightville charts two young fighters with potential and a dream in MMA. And a stylish look at poverty (oxymoron?) with Vodka Factory where the fntasies of big-city stardom cushion a single mother labouring on an assembly line from the brutal banalities of life in Russia’s backwoods.

    A massive catalogue/schedule to browse through, before the festival starts on April 28th and runs to May 8th, expect more coverage in the weeks to follow.

  • Sunday Bookmarks: March 14-20

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    • Why see ‘Don’t Look Now’?
      Coming to BluRay and rep screenings in the UK: “In hindsight, ‘Don’t Look Now’ is the perfect mixture of Roeg’s abilities as a teller of mysterious stories and as one of the most accomplished cinematic stylists ever to peep through a viewfinder. The film smashes up chronology and pieces it back together in a deviously strange order, so we get constant hints and suggestions of dark events to come. Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie are utterly convincing as the central couple who flee to Venice to retain a focus on their messed-up lives.”
    • Notes on Charlie Sheen and the End of Empire
      “No, what this moment is about is Charlie Sheen solo. It’s about a well-earned mid-life crisis played out on Sheen’s Korner instead of in a life coach’s office somewhere in Burbank. The mid-life crisis is the moment in a man’s life when you realize you can’t (won’t) maintain the pose that you thought was required of you any longer—you’re older and you have a different view of life and this is when the bitterness and acceptance blooms. Tom Cruise had a similar meltdown at the same age in the summer of 2005, but his was more politely manufactured (and, of course, he was never known as an addict). Cruise had his breakdown while smiling and he couldn’t get loose, he couldn’t be natural about it. He’s always essentially been the good boy who can’t say “Fuck You” the way Sheen can.”
    • An Interview with Greta Gerwig at SxSW
      Greta Gerwig is no stranger to SXSW. Her new film, “The Dish & the Spoon,” marks the sixth time she has had a movie in the festival in an film career that has stretched the same number of years. This new film, directed by Alison Bagnall, about a woman and a young man (Olly Alexander) who bond during a tumultuous time in their lives. Ms. Gerwig’s acting style, which A.O. Scott lauded for its “apparent absence of any method,” is employed in this intimate, primarily two-character study.
    • Bernardo Bertolucci has a 3D Project
      “Cult Italian film director Bernardo Bertolucci said in an interview for his 70th birthday on Wednesday that he will be making his first 3D film this year saying it was like riding on a “flying carpet” [...] “I want to use 3D in a different way from what we have seen in films like ‘Avatar’ or other films characterised by special effects,” he said.”
    • Is Netflix Abandoning Its Business Model Again?
      With the production of David Fincher/Kevin Space HBO-styled TV DRAMA, It looks like a new strategy is here. In the great tradition of the network and cable game, make themselves a “must carry.” I wouldn’t be shocked to see them in the bidding for hockey or trying to make a deal to stream Major League Baseball or something like that before long. If they are going this way, no one show “airing” 13 times a year is going to keep customers paying $8 or more a month. If Netflix becomes a thrift shop, with content here and there and everywhere, the churn will get worse [...] This choice, combined with the exit of Criterion and the abandonment of Red Envelope, their previously stab at original content, clearly tells us that Netflix sees no future in quality film lovers as a primary audience for the service. Fair enough. But it will be interesting to see when the cineastes get the message.”
    • Zediva – A Clever End Run Around the Movie-Streaming Gremlins
      “It lets you listen to the director’s commentary, turn on subtitles and change languages. It lets you enjoy your movie for two weeks instead of 24 hours, starting and stopping at will. It offers the 100 biggest movies for streaming on the very same day the DVD comes out. It sidesteps any meddling by the movie companies, HBO contracts and studio lawyers. And here’s the best news of all — are you sitting down on your favorite movie couch? The price is only $2 for one movie or $1 if you buy a 10-pack. There’s no signup fee, no monthly fee, no hardware to buy. Zediva’s secret is so outrageous, you may think it’s an early April Fool’s prank. But it’s no joke.”
    • Is Matthew McConaughey Really Shirtless in Every Movie?
      “Conventional wisdom likes to assume that Matthew McConaughey has taken his shirt off in every single one of his movies. True, McConaughey is not shy when it comes to going bare chested on-screen and in public, but is he really sans shirt in every one of his movies?” Yes, Movieline actually checks out each and every one of them to be sure.

     
     

    You can now take a look at RowThree’s bookmarks at any time of your choosing simply by clicking the “delicious” button in the upper right of the page. It looks remarkably similar to this:

     

  • Review: I Saw The Devil

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    [In light of its Canadian commercial release, I give you our review of over the top South Korean serial killer cat & mouse thriller from the Row Three Archives]

    “Nothing will go wrong,” is about the must amusing thing to ever hear in a Kim Ji Woon film. The director has made a number of films spanning a number of genres and they are about just about everything going terribly, terribly wrong. Even if the players fancy themselves in control of the situation. Here we have a methodical (Oldboy‘s Choi Min Sik) but unhinged killer of young women, who drives a small school bus and has a torture dungeon for scattering body parts across town. When he kills the fiancée of a state policeman (A Bitter Sweet Life‘s Lee Byung-Hun) he gets far more than he bargained for. Instead of spending his grief-time mourning the loss of his beloved, he uses that time to go full vigilante, initially soliciting help from the victims father (also a retired cop), but rapidly killing and torturing his way to cut through the red tape of typical police work. But, as is the mantra of the film, ‘we are just getting started’, the agent does not want to capture or kill his enemy, he wants to make him suffer in every way possible. Things do not go according to plan, and thus a back and forth of people doing terrible things to each other escalates to a point where the film moves well beyond serial killer movie clichés because nothing quite this charismatically sadistic has been done in the genre at this point. I Saw The Devil is a movie of oneupmanship usually reserved for comedies – here it is a oneupmanship of tragedies that ripple outward from the two crazy men at the center.

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  • Review: The Butcher, the Chef & the Swordsman

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    [In light of its Canadian commercial release, I give you our review of The Butcher, the Chef & the Swordsman from the Row Three Archives]

    When a fat, vulgar and none-too-bright butcher glimpses the woman of his dreams, the lovely Mei who conjures visions of peach blossoms and naughty sex, there is nothing that is going to stop him from making her his own, or shouting about it at full volume. She is queen and seemingly unreachable at the town’s upscale brothel. Mocked even by his own friend for his crass boldness, our Butcher is smitten to the point where class, looks, money, a full-blown rap number from the brothel matron are not deterrents. But then there is the vicious sword-wielding thug appropriately named “Big Beard” who seems invincible and intent on humiliating our ‘hero’ by carving a pig tattoo on his chest with rapid flicks of his blade. But luck favours the plump blow-hard in the form of a vengeful chef who wanders in town with an invincible cleaver forged from the melted down iron of the greatest weapons on the planet.

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  • Friday One Sheet: Best. Quest. Ever.

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    Let it be said that I am amused.

  • Hop onto the Luc Besson Train!

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    The wonders of good design offer us the entire career of action-writer / director / producer Luc Besson as a transit map. Want to see the larger version? Click Here.

    Courtesy of those fine folks at ActionFest.