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  • Oliver Stone’s “Savages”

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    The title is uninspired and the story looks sort of like a ripoff of Demme’s Blow. Except that by the end of the trailer, it’s doesn’t look bad it all. It looks like an orgy of awesome. Nice to see Taylor Kitsch not going the Paul Walker route and doing something that on the surface looks pretty glossy, actually appeals to the Tony Scott side of my heart and probably has some fairly gritty bits to be left in your teeth after chewing on this one.

    So yeah, I’m sort of enchanted by the mix of high caliber actors of the aughties (Del Toro, Hayek, Thurman, Travolta) mixed in with the new generation of up and comers from this decade (Lively, Kitsch, Bichir). And wait wait wait… is that… is that Emile Hirsch? From Speed Racer? Bad ass.

    Yeah I’m more or less and Oliver Stone fan and this trailer for Savages does nothing but make me want to run to the theater, get a big ol’ box a popcorn, a huge icy soda, do a quick line of coke off the toilet seat and have a ball for 120 minutes. Check it out…

     

  • Cinecast Episode 253 – It’s not Trash. It’s Garbage.

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    Many of you know him as “Goon”, but illustrator/web designer/movie nerd, Corey Pierce of the Critical Mass Cast has parachuted into the Cinecast floating ever so gently down on the buoyancy of his love for Mirror Mirror and making the show one of epic length, even by Cinecast standards; we do not quite break the Cinecast record but we do come dangerously close. After a signature tangent on whether or not it is appropriate to applaud or boo after (or during) a film and comparing The Raid to both porn and “The Family Guy,” we tackle the glossy and relentless Indonesian action film in the context of how a movie can set its own terms, and either fail, succeed on those terms, or transcend them. Where does The Raid fall? You’ll have to listen.

    We then move on to listener submitted home work and the glory (or lack thereof) of trash cinema. Going through the various assigned work reveals both enlightening and pandering to the ‘teachers,’ which underscores that our listeners do indeed take these homework assignments seriously. Bravo to you folks. The Watchlist rounds out the show and features a lengthy discussion of the Bully documentary, Eddie Murphy and racial/sexual epithets, JFK Conspiracy Books, American Presidents – right back to the founding fathers – fosters a wacky and over-simplified discussion of politics (Is there any other kind??!!) on both sides of the Canada/USA divide, studio Ghibli, giant gorillas and one-armed drummers. Yeah, the thing is over four hours. Enjoy…or endure! (Bend like a sapling in the wind, lest one break!)

    As always, please join the conversation by leaving your own thoughts in the comment section below and again, thanks for listening!


     
     

     

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  • What’s in a White Trash Name? Ted.

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    What can I say, this shit makes me laugh. I think what works best is not that a teddy bear is swearing and making sexual suggestions. What makes this work for me is how honestly Wahlberg is taking it. His reactions are perfect and treat the bear just like a frat house buddy. Seth MacFarlane seems to know my particular brand of potty joke, humor.

    This ain’t safe for work, but who gives a rat’s ass. Check this out. Probably my favorite trailer of the year this side of Prometheus.

     

  • Mondays Suck Less in the Third Row [April Fool's Version]

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    Today’s installment is a collection of various April Fool’s items found on the web yesterday (some of the links may revert back to normal and some of the videos may no longer be available). Hopefully these all still work, because some of them are brilliant: starting with the Pomegranate Phone:

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  • Cinecast Episode 252 – Objectively Speaking

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    Super, extra special thanks to Patrick Ripoll of The Director’s Club Podcast for helping out with our spoiler(!) review of The Hunger Games in this episode. We get into a little bit of Ewan McGregor channeling Indiana Jones as he goes fly fishing and Kurt just reads books. We kick it old school this week though with a massive tangent right off the bat on the nature of the “it’s so bad it’s good” theory of many a cult film. Also the term, “objectively bad or good” has been kicked around lately on the site so we dive into that as well. In-house business doesn’t kick in until about the thirty minute mark, so you kind of know what you’re getting into here. Also special thanks to Jim Laczkowski (also of The Director’s Club Podcast) for providing us with this week’s opening theme music; Wayne Newton, eat your heart out! At any rate, enjoy the tangential David Lynch retrospective, the marvel of 80s robotics and of course quicksand in space.

    As always, please join the conversation by leaving your own thoughts in the comment section below and again, thanks for listening!


     
     

     

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  • Mondays Suck Less in the Third Row

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    Carrie Fisher and Her Stunt Double:

     


     

    Some great behind-the-scenes photos | (see more)

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  • Review: Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

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    Director: Lasse Hallström (My Life as a Dog, Ciderhouse Rules, Chocolat, An Unfinished Life)
    Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy
    Novel: Paul Torday
    Producer: Paul Webster
    Starring: Ewan McGregor, Emily Blunt, Kristin Scott Thomas, Amr Waked
    MPAA Rating: PG-13
    Running time: 107 min.

    (2.5/5)

    Well first off, my love for Ewan McGregor has pushed me to such heights that as of recent he’s been added to my list of only three other male actors for whom I will see any movie they make blindly. And I will say, for as much that goes wrong with Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, that rule doesn’t change. Because once again, despite the marketing to the contrary, Mr. McGregor has surpassed expectations and made himself one of the only things really worth watching in this film. That isn’t to say the film is horrible; it isn’t. There’s a few things really going for it that end up working in the end, but with all the needless sub-plots that are about as cliche and predictable as it gets, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen doesn’t give us anything to stand up and cheer about either.

    Ewan McGregor plays Dr. Jones (more on that little annoyance later). Jones is assigned with the task of partnering with an esteemed law associate for a PR firm (Emily Blunt) to fulfill the wishes of a Yemini Sheikh who wishes to flood the wadis of Yemen in order to stock it with salmon so that he may wade the waters in search of the big catch. The Sheikh lies in hope that bringing water to the dry, harsh desert will not only economically stimulate his people, but also bring them closer to God.

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  • Review: The Hunger Games

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    Director: Gary Ross (Seabiscuit, Pleasantville)
    Screenplay: Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins, Billy Ray
    Novel: Suzanne Collins,
    Producers: Nina Jacobson, Jon Kilik
    Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson, Wes Bentley, Elizabeth Banks, Liam Hemsworth, Stanley Tucci, Toby Jones, Lenny Kravitz, Donald Sutherland,
    MPAA Rating: PG-13
    Running time: 142 min.

    (2.5/5)

    Take the above, two and a half out of five star rating with a grain of salt. When a movie is made for a very specific audience, it is difficult to write-up an objective review when I am one of the folks the film is aiming to cater to. No, not middle aged, white males from the suburbs and not necessarily fifteen year-old girls. The movie is made for folks who have read the book – plain and simple. Young or old, man or woman, if you have read the book, at the very least you will be entertained and feel good about what you have seen. Not in the 24 million pool of folks who have read the trilogy? Sorry, this movie ain’t for you. I am guessing, but in all likelihood the non-readers will feel cheated and confused about what all this hype is about; without the source material in the back of your mind, The Hunger Games might just be one of the most bafflingly uninteresting films of the year.

    In an unspecified year of the future, some sort of disastrous event has split the populated world into twelve districts; some rich, some poor. All districts are overseen by a fascist regime and dictator. To keep the people of the various districts repressed, yet at the same time to keep up spirits and giving them something to root for (and against), the government arranges an annual “celebration” know as the hunger games. One boy and one girl from each district is selected by lottery to represent their district in a battle to the death. Throughout the banquets, training and media tours leading up to the actual games, alliances forge, romances blossom and rivalries surge; with a little bit of politics and clever strategy thrown in for good measure. It’s a fight to the death and only one shall walk away as victor. (And, for that matter, alive.)

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  • Dragon Tattoo DVD Label Art

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    Apparently this is causing a lot of confusion and anger from customers. I remember when Borat did something very similar a few years ago. Why Fincher and Co. are doing this I have no idea.

     

  • Dark Shadows Character Posters

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    The trailer was released earlier this week and seemed to be received fairly positively. Including by this correspondent. While very Burton-esque including all of the usual suspects within a Burton film, I must say that the title of the film doesn’t seem to be very apropos for what we’ve seen out of the marketing department thus far. What I’ve seen has been very flashy with splashes of lightning-like color all over the place. Here is the most recent example – 9 new character poster. Feel free to click any of the images to get a slightly larger perspective.


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  • Cinecast Episode 251 – Formaldehyde Rain

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    With not much going on, there sure is a lot going on. We go gaga over the new Prometheus trailer. We have (row)three theatrical reviews to cover today and we touch down in Iran before cruising over to Jump Street and then we get our ass to Mars. We take our time, so bear with us and feel free to skip around the show but beware the full spoiler-discussion of A Separation – see the well deserved Oscar winning film before listening to that segment.

    Kurt waxes ecstatically about the packaging and presentation of the new Special Edition BATTLE ROYALE DVD/BLU set. Hunger Games looms on the horizon.

    Technically there was no show last week and the side effect of doing an Anniversary Clip-Show is that this week we have a lengthy Watch List to dive into. Watch out for the quick sand, subway squatters, slimey lawyers, Nick Cage as an Atlantic City Cop and Dennis Hopper’s chainsaw wielding antics! With this much off-beat violence, the show could be hazardous to your health. But feel free to indulge in your (Miami)vices and jump in feet first. You. Are. Invited.

    As always, please join the conversation by leaving your own thoughts in the comment section below and again, thanks for listening!


     
     

     

    To download the show directly, paste the following URL into your favorite downloader:
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