Let’s play make-believe.
One day, you arrive home from your deadbeat career to discover a mysterious letter postmarked from a prestigious local high school. In the envelope stands a job opportunity:
“Dearest you, after searching the world high and low for a Film Studies teacher, we have been flat-out astonished by your breadth of knowledge concerning the history of cinema as demonstrated in your comments on various movie blogs around the interwebs. We welcome you to apply for this instructional position for the upcoming school year. All my love, Principal Smith.”
Folded neatly with the letter is the application. It isn’t concerned with your education, your past employment, or your involvement in criminal enterprises. Instead, it asks only that you select one film from each decade that you will view in class for the students to dissect, study, and discuss.
The application stresses is does not have to be the so-called best film of that decade, but you’ll be expected to defend your choices come interview time.
So, ladies and gentlemen, if you dare… fill out your application in the comments.