Lacking both the emotional impact of The Orphanage and the goosebump inducing low-key reveal of The Strangers, will James Wan’s The Conjuring be just another haunting-story (see also: Insidious) or will it get the same level of feminine love afforded the recent Mama?
Oh, the film has Patrick Wilson sporting his Watchmen-worthy sideburns, Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor and the little girl who bludgeoned her way out of Kristen Stewart’s vampiric-womb, Mackenzie Foy. (Why do I know that? Internet? Why?)