Posted byAndrew James
Tags: Bible, Darren Aronofsky, Noah's Ark, russell crowe
Roland, too, apparently.
If Dark Tower series ever happens.
What I want most from the Dark Tower casting-wise is Michael Shannon to play The Man in Black.
This is how you make sure you get the ladies to tune into ‘The Gunslinger’.
I can’t wait to see him get drunk and naked.
Seriously though. What a ridiculous stupid story Noah’s is. I think Genesis was written by some ancient hormonal 14 year old.
“So, people are mean and stuff so God said he was going to fucking kill everybody! But God liked this one guy, Noah, ’cause he was chill and had a big beard, so he said, “Noah, build a boat, man! I’m going to fucking kill everyone! And I like my animals, so please take two of every animal on the boat. EVERY ANIMAL, NOAH. Don’t worry about the lions and tigers and stuff, I’ll let them know what you’re doing so they don’t eat you.” So Noah – who is like 500 years old by the way, did I mention that? – does it. The flood ends some time later and they’re caught on a mountain or something. And since since everybody fucking died except Noah and his family, his kids had to screw their own mother to repopulate the earth. Noah decided that was kind of fucked up, so he drank a lot of wine and took off his clothes and passed out naked and his son, he was named Ham because he looked like a pig or something, saw him and told his brothers and so Noah, like, cursed Hma’s future child, which would be his grandchild. And his grandchild’s mom would also be its grandma. Then Noah died 300 years later.”
“Dude, Abdeel, what are you talking about?”
“I don’t know, man. I’m drunk.”
I’ll be curious to see where Darren takes this.
Dud e what are you talking about? The synopsis you just wrote out sounds seriously amazing.
But yeah, I’m curious to see Aronofsky’s take.
You know what.
Oh, and Donald Duck’s version in Fantasia 2000 is awesome.
You clearly haven’t read Not Wanted on the Voyage.
Well, he definitely looks the part. I’ll give him that.
Best Olympics moment? Canada winning the gold in trampoline. Yes!!
No. The correct answer is the Canadian soccer team choking against the USA.
“No. The correct answer is the Canadian soccer team choking against the referee”
That said. I don’t really care. But it’s true. That was some incredible bias.
But not the most biased. 2002 Olympics, Canada vs. USA womens hockey. Penalties stacked heavily in the US favor, and the ref was an American. How the IOC would even assign that ref is absurd.
I don’t care about the Olympics and don’t pay it much attention. However, I did notice a lot of people complaining about the referee for the Canadian woman’s soccer team versus US. Until the point where pictures of the referee from that game became it’s own meme which things like “I don’t often fix games, but when I do I make it painfully obvious.”
The only Olympic moment I’ll remember is McKayla Maroney’s facial expressions.