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  1. rot says:
    August 10, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    Roland, too, apparently.

    If Dark Tower series ever happens.

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  2. Jonathan says:
    August 11, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    I can’t wait to see him get drunk and naked.

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    • Jonathan says:
      August 11, 2012 at 6:12 pm

      Seriously though. What a ridiculous stupid story Noah’s is. I think Genesis was written by some ancient hormonal 14 year old.

      “So, people are mean and stuff so God said he was going to fucking kill everybody! But God liked this one guy, Noah, ’cause he was chill and had a big beard, so he said, “Noah, build a boat, man! I’m going to fucking kill everyone! And I like my animals, so please take two of every animal on the boat. EVERY ANIMAL, NOAH. Don’t worry about the lions and tigers and stuff, I’ll let them know what you’re doing so they don’t eat you.” So Noah – who is like 500 years old by the way, did I mention that? – does it. The flood ends some time later and they’re caught on a mountain or something. And since since everybody fucking died except Noah and his family, his kids had to screw their own mother to repopulate the earth. Noah decided that was kind of fucked up, so he drank a lot of wine and took off his clothes and passed out naked and his son, he was named Ham because he looked like a pig or something, saw him and told his brothers and so Noah, like, cursed Hma’s future child, which would be his grandchild. And his grandchild’s mom would also be its grandma. Then Noah died 300 years later.”

      “Dude, Abdeel, what are you talking about?”

      “I don’t know, man. I’m drunk.”

      I’ll be curious to see where Darren takes this.

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  3. SilentJoe13 says:
    August 11, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Well, he definitely looks the part. I’ll give him that.

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  4. Jericho Slim says:
    August 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Best Olympics moment? Canada winning the gold in trampoline. Yes!!

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    • antho42 says:
      August 12, 2012 at 12:11 pm

      No. The correct answer is the Canadian soccer team choking against the USA.

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      • Goon says:
        August 12, 2012 at 4:37 pm

        “No. The correct answer is the Canadian soccer team choking against the referee”

        Fixed.

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        • Goon says:
          August 12, 2012 at 4:42 pm

          That said. I don’t really care. But it’s true. That was some incredible bias.

          But not the most biased. 2002 Olympics, Canada vs. USA womens hockey. Penalties stacked heavily in the US favor, and the ref was an American. How the IOC would even assign that ref is absurd.

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        • Matthew Fabb says:
          August 13, 2012 at 11:41 am

          I don’t care about the Olympics and don’t pay it much attention. However, I did notice a lot of people complaining about the referee for the Canadian woman’s soccer team versus US. Until the point where pictures of the referee from that game became it’s own meme which things like “I don’t often fix games, but when I do I make it painfully obvious.”

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    • Goon says:
      August 12, 2012 at 4:36 pm

      The only Olympic moment I’ll remember is McKayla Maroney’s facial expressions.

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