• Review: Snow White & The Huntsman

    (4.5/5)

     

    First, let me state for the record that I have no built-in fondness for the fantasy genre: of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy I can only stomach the first; Legend and Willow, two 80′s fantasy films that cinephiles of my generation are want to praise, likewise leave me cold. I do however have a fondness for escapist cinema, and occasionally these two aspects overlap, but with fantasy there is a nerdy tendency to preoccupy with the minutiae of the ciphers to the detriment of any kind of forward motion and attention to fundamentals of storytelling. Escapist cinema appreciates that the world created is in service of something more lofty than Easter eggs and curiosities of names, that the goal is to create something immersive, allow the viewer to daydream in the peripheries but not get lost there without a tether, that tether is story, a story that unfolds without being barnacled by commentary and self-importance. It ought to be fun in a visceral sense, anything cerebral to be mere ornament towards that end.

    With the juggernaut success of The Avengers it has become patently clear that bright, flashy and optimistic is the new black. Even closer to the point to be made, Mirror Mirror (which I have not seen) is the boldly ironic incantation of the Snow White story, which I am guessing is likewise, bright, flashy and optimistic. Snow White & the Huntsman, say what you will, is offering up something considerably unfashionable in this sardonic culture of winks and nods: a sober, grimy, Grimm fairytale with women no less as the pitted adversaries. Add the much reviled Kristen Stewart into the mix and you have a powder keg to y-chromosome film geek sensibilities (we mustn’t upset the status-quo of what constitutes ‘fun’). The tendencies are there to hate the movie, I knew early on this was going to be divisive, and irrespective of what legitimate claims people may have to disliking or hating this film, you got to admit, the deck is stacked against it and the tendency is to go Hulk Smash on it because, because it would rather tell a story then make a commentary on one, it would rather create a fully realized world that is committed to its story with a genuine sense of wonder then be beholden to a consensus view with reductive brand positioning in the guise of characters, plotting forward to sell merchandise. It would rather take a recognizable Disney property of everything sweet and magical and dunk it in the mud and put a woman in the lead that is unforgivably dour, and you know what, she fits. This is not an Amy Adams wonderland, this is a universe of dark happenings of actual stakes, pitted in a kingdom run by a hormonally crazy psychopath that eats bird hearts and sucks souls through people’s mouths.

    You got a problem with that? Then go back to your Marvel-generic, canned fun, and be all optimistic and shit, I like my blockbusters dark and muddy, like my heart.

    Like Ridley’s Scott’s Legend it is unfashionably dedicated to its fantasy roots, but unlike Legend, it doesn’t entirely lose sight of its story and drift away listlessly. Snow White finds a perfect balance, a synergy that not even Peter Jackson got right. It softens the sentiment and heightens the dark recesses of fantasy, or at least of the beast that is blockbuster fantasy. The closest comparison I see being the final Harry Potter film, in tone and look at least. But not needing however many movies to complicate and contextualize, and be self-contained and clear; that is its virtue. There is Snow White, who becomes a Joan of Arc outcast that needs to find her way back to reclaiming her rightful throne, and there is the Wicked Queen, the usurper and Dark Lord of this story who sets out a quest to find and destroy her, lest she lose her prestigious position and youthful looks. There are the dwarves who come to recognize the importance of this castaway and seek to help her find her way, and there is the Huntsman who like a Han Solo type leading the princess though inhospitable territories, comes to realize what is important in life, and where his allegiances lie. Done. The movie commits to its fairytale, makes it lived-in and perilous, following a path of adventures that lead to a woman-on-woman battle to the death that everything previous was building towards. Oh, and it looks like a bazillion bucks well spent.

    Now let’s talk about Charlize Theron as the Queen. She is my new favorite It Girl of 2012, having caught Young Adult in January and here, chewing scenery like a mother-fucker. The best comparison I can make to what Theron is doing here is Tim Curry as the Devil in Legend. Was he overacting? Probably, but that is kind of the point, to be bigger than life. It is true that Theron is not consistent in her performance of the Queen, she is shown at times as someone with some depth and nuance and then at other times, bellowing like a cartoon villain. This is not a failure on her part so much as an interesting take on the fragile mania of this character who is trying to hold together to be desirable but underneath is batshit crazy. What you get onscreen is this dichotomy manifesting, which, to me at least, made her all the more terrifying. Kristen Stewart as Snow White is not your typical Disney vision but she is able to muster something, however minimalist, that stands in for the righteous the story requires. When she goes all Joan of Arc it works, there is some fire beneath her otherwise stoic-slash-constipated look. Hell by the end you even see the faintest glimmer of a smile (CGI perhaps but still). Even Thor is pretty good as the huntsman, who gets the likeable jerk quality better than most. The dwarves are a charcter actor’s paradise from Toby Jones to Ray Winstone to Bob Hopkins, and while they play things more Game of Thrones than Disney there is the odd pun employed that hits. Again, they are not there to be their own distraction, but to move the plot forward with the right amount of ornament.

    Snow White & The Huntsman feels like the real deal to me. It has that rare combination in a summer blockbuster of confidence, patience and vision that makes it feel like a modern classic of the genre, balancing the fantasy and drama perfectly. Ambition and wit have become incredibly overrated in our culture of personality, and blogs fuel this craving for the authorial imprint. It should serve as an example for aspiring storytellers: just tell a fucking story as sincerely and graciously as you can, the story matters, not your prowess as a storyteller. There is still an audience for well-told stories, even if our numbers may be dwindling.

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76 Comments


  1. Mike Rot says:

    fresh meat, come and get it.

  2. Kurt Halfyard says:

    I’m coming from the other end of the spectrum. This feels like a film that was written by too many voices and focus-grouped into mediocrity. It lumbers from set-piece to set-piece (where each set of characters seem to have no history other than to be there when Snow & Co. show up). There is ZERO chemistry between Thor and Bella (the former too earnest and subtle for the part, the latter, a mere pawn of everything going on around her failing both as damsel in distress and Joan of Arc)

    The Dwarfs are an astonishing waste of fine British character actors. The battles have little to no consequences, everything either too slow or too rushed.

    The film simply cannot decide if it wants to be Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood (i.e. realistic) or Peter Jackson’s LOTR Trilogy (high-fantasy) and it fails miserably at both.

    The saving grace is indeed Charlize Theron, but the whole damn film should have been completely about her and her hinted at Game-Of-Thrones-lite incestuous relationship with her brother. Who cares about Snow White Or The Huntsman (and the less said about Sir William the Archer and his dear old dad, the better…) Still, I’d rather go back and watch AEON FLUX than get snippets and bits of Theron under a cloak of CGI.

    If you want dark. There is only one of these, and that is John Boorman’s EXCALIBER, a film that actually delivers on its promise, rather than hedging every gosh-darn bet.

    I find the silly Grove-sequence which alludes to Princess Mononoke the height of offensiveness.

    Likewise, there seems to be little consequence after the Queen is (easily, and trivially) defeated, to the point where Lily Cole doesn’t even remain aged? Talk about pulling your punches. The film is all CGI bluster and no bloody follow-thru.

    If this is the new face of fantasy-film-by-committee, I want no part of it!

    • Mike Rot says:

      this is a fantasy blockbuster movie, understand the beast it is and ask not of it to be all or nothing. Is it the darkest of dark fantasies? No. it is dark enough, it is dramatic enough, is it visceral enough? I think so. I didn’t feel this overwhelming need to be anything but a muddy Grimm fairytale that chopped up its adventure into blockbuster set-pieces. I would say this film knows what it wants to be more than most, its just we are accustom to films wanting to be gratuitously pandering, the personality of the film overtaking the demands of story and drama to say Look at me! Look at me! It has fun with fantasy, with the megalomania of the Queen, but it keeps pushing forward, finding that perfect middling ground between spectacle and narrative. Especially with blockbuster movies, lately we are like candy junkies that have forgotten what it is to actually taste food, food that is not spiked with sugar and sweetness, but has its own modest pleasures.

      I think the point of the tagline is this is not your typical Disney fairytale, but it is very clearly aspiring to be a fairytale, just the word has been hijacked by the bright and cuddly folk, when I think fairytale I instantly see Amy Adams’ face. I think the marketing was to counter that.

    • Mike Rot says:

      Thank God the battles are rushed, I am so fucking bored of these epic battle sequences, they ought to be treated as plot points to get to more interesting events, not endless barrages of CGI fighters running into each other.

      I like that the dwarves are used minimally, again, when you think of the fairytale a la Disney the branding of the dwarves are like 80% of the deal, and here the film is saying yeah there are dwarves, they are in ruin because of the Queen, they want to help the princess who seems innately connected to the cosmic spirit their ancestry once revered, and they fight. Done. You get enough use for them being there, I enjoyed seeing these actors and I would agree they didn’t need to be here, but hey, they are there, that is fine… its not like they were top billed or anything.

      • Kurt Halfyard says:

        No I wasn’t just taking the stop-start nature of the battles (I 100% agree, I do not need another film with two CGI Armies crashing into one another, that is actually a strike against ST&TH), every pacing element of the film is stop-start in a clunky sort of way.

        Also, explain to me why at the end, The Huntsman and William have an extended fight with warriors made completely out of glass bashing them around and none of them even gets any cuts? Now think of Bruce Willis running barefoot across broken glass in Diehard. Now tell me there isn’t issues with SW&TH pulling punches…

  3. Jericho Slim says:

    I didn’t realize it until I read this, but that lack of “wit” in this movie was refreshing.

    Charlize – and every scene she was in – was incredible. I think she is the most memorable character – at least villain – that I’ve seen on the big screen this year. Maybe Jack Black of Bernie is up there as well.

    I’ll dissent a little on Miss Stewart. If her performance were more than just fine (in my opinion), this could have been a really special movie.

  4. Goon says:

    Someone explain to me how Stewart’s Snow fits into our year of empowered women positively. Unlike Lily Collins’ Snow, who swashbuckles and has a true arc of leadership, not relying on the prince but intead upending him and the queen at every turn….

    Stewart is just tagging along for the ride, just brooding and choosing between two dudes. Just like Bella.

    It’s insulting, regressive, and counter to the successful empowered women. You give me Tyrion Lannister’s big pre-battle speech one week, and I see this Snow White big battle speech the next, and still dare say the latter is of any merit whatsoever, and you’re absolutely nuts.

    • Kurt Halfyard says:

      I found White’s speech hilariously nonsensical, it seemed to be a bunch of nonsquiturs and poorly thought out metaphors, and the ‘rag-tag’ army totally buys it. Not on that, these untrained peasants have a gorgeous suit of armour and matching shield magically prepared for her, and seemingly everyone else to pick up and charge the castle upon a moments notice.

      Nothing makes sense in this movie. This is not necessarily offensive in a film, but when you play yourself with the tagline, “This is no fairy tale,” then take all the lazy fairy tale shorthand, well then you are kind of asking to be crapped on.

      The creators and the marketers should really get together and agree on what the film actually is. I don’t think anyone knows…

      • Mike Rot says:

        I don’t know I thought the point was made pretty clearly that the Queen was bad, all the women had to hide away, you honestly think given a rightful heir in their midst, a group of serfs wouldn’t decide to go fight? And right, why oh why would there be armor lying around in this universe? Weird, that.

      • Goon says:

        I also love stuff like how the queen poisons the king, you see his veins going black, and she cant just let him die.. she’s gotta stab him too.

        And so yeah, the King is dead and nobody feels the need to investigate. Not even a halfassed denial or excuse or lie to cover it up. Yup. King’s gone, dead in bed, Queen’s in charge now. We’re good. Let’s move on to the next B.S., like a useless army that shatters because they are glass, that at the end is now completely amazing for the same reason? Did we miss a glass-army training montage? And this guy who could lie to Thor and tell him they’ll bring back his wife when they return when he has Snow White captured immediately, but instead sneers at him and taunts him?

        Nobody makes any fucking sense in this movie.

        • Mike Rot says:

          I know, right, where was CSI Fantasyland when you need them? And really, transmuting armies of dark glass? What next, walking brooms with pails of water? It would be much better if it just cut all of the magic out of its story, tightened up every plot detail, extended the battle sequences, gave every dwarf his own scene, and allowed for no improbable actions based on character flaws.

          This movie would have been awesome.

          • Goon says:

            pfft, you’re missing the point. if you’re going to set up a world with this kind of shit in it, there should be some sort of consistency.

            A glass army that is easily defeated in seconds, only to return later unexplained, also be glass, and now rule, is stupid.

            A queen who goes to the trouble to poison a king, and then stab him, and then everyone moves on…. is stupid.

            A henchman who goes through all this trouble lying to use the Huntsman to capture Snow White, only to “j/k lol” when he has her about to be handed over… is stupid.

            • Mike Rot says:

              This is getting silly, but okay:

              I wasn’t under the impression that she poisoned him, she seemed to just do her black magic, stop his heart, crush his insides, like she does throughout the film, and then, either out of a desire for physical blood-lust revenge or maybe to make it look like murder, stabs him. It was a plot point, now she is the leader, not an elaborate crime scene investigation. She gets to look bad-ass straddling him on top when she was submissive below.

              She uses the glass army when she sees them enter her throne room, there are no other real people around, and besides she seemed only interested in slowing them down while she took care of Snow White. I don’t remember them being built up as some unstoppable force, it is a means of holding off a bunch of loyalists trying to protect Snow White.

              If you hadn’t noticed, the brother, not so bright. Character flaw, if it is stupid, it is because he is supposed to be stupid.

            • Goon says:

              I can only hope when Promotheus comes out there’s enough to chew on that it becomes obvious how silly it is to be apologizing for such unconsidered and inconsistent worldbuilding.

      • Matt Gamble says:

        I like that Kurt lauds Robin Hood for its “realism” and then purposely forgets to discount or nitpick it for how nonsensical and unrealistic it is.

    • Marina Antunes says:

      While everyone else is cowering in the castle arguing about how stupid it would be to go up against the queen, Snow White comes in, rallies the people and leads them into battle. Just because she found herself in need of help earlier in the movie doesn’t make her any less of a strong woman.

      I didn’t find her weak – just human. And there’s a hint of a love triangle but there’s no acting on it. That was the furthest thing from my mind as the movie wrapped.

      • Goon says:

        it highlights how weak she is when there’s no actual arc of her becoming a leader.

        • Kurt Halfyard says:

          There is no actual arc of anything happening in this movie. They just happen when they need to, all the pieces in place, but no organic feel otherwise. It wreaks of storytelling by committee

          • Mike Rot says:

            Snow White avenges her father’s death and reclaims the throne, yes, her arc is not so rounded, mostly because she starts off pretty savvy, and the arc is coming to realize her cosmic importance in the story. I don’t really see it as a character study, it is a morality play writ large, Snow White is, like all fantasies, a kind of cipher, a place-holder to play out a story that is more the undoing of the Queen, who bears the brunt of the morale. You reap what you sow, nothing lasts forever: that arc does play out, over the course of the film.

    • Mike Rot says:

      So just to summarize here, SW & TH is not aspiring to the mandates of character arc storytelling, it is not trying hard enough to ride the wave of woman empowerment, it is not as dark as Game of Thrones, and it is certainly not as sophisticated as Mirror, Mirror. It is almost like it wants to be its own thing, I mean if you were creating this by consensus wouldn’t you aspire towards what is popular? Would you really take a blockbuster film and tell a straight, moody, story by a first time director that focuses on something as lowly as the the quintessential themes of the original fairytale, without gussying them up for the all or nothing sugar junkies beyond what informs this mandate? Where are the geek credentials for this film? If made by a committee with no vision other than to make money, where are the action figures and like? The marginalizing of the dwarves as side characters, which they are, again, a decision that I could see a committee going, hold on, we got all these great actors, dwarves are funny, why isn’t there more of them? The only reason I see to cutting off Sam Winstone, Ian McShane, Bob Hoskins is because their parts to the actual theme are minimal. Likewise this other character who you think is going to be Prince Charming, there is the whole Twilight relationship set up as Goon said, let Bella play off these two, another brilliant committee idea… um, well, what is there, 30 seconds of actual possibility of a romantic triangle, maybe less. He exists to mislead, to drive home the point that the huntsman is the pure of heart.
      Where you see committee I see restraint, to tell the story as best as they can.

      It doesn’t turn you on because you are so callous of actual storytelling that to get it up you need a spike of meta and irony.

      That’s what I think. :)

      But seriously, whatever, there is also just plain liking different things.

  5. Marcus says:

    What’s really disturbing is that Kurt and Goon find Mirror Mirror’s comedy intended for 6 year olds entertaining.

    • Kurt Halfyard says:

      In the same way that Looney Tunes are designed for six year olds?

    • Goon says:

      …are you suggesting the dialogue of Snow White and the Huntsman is adult, intelligent, of any depth whatsoever?

      Can we get a snapshot of your DVD collection and start putting X’s over everything bright, colorful, scatalogical, whimsical, etc as “for 6 year olds”? I’m sorry, but anyone who assumes that a family film equals “For 6 year olds” has his head up his ass. Double so if they assume that an adult alternative is automatically superior by mere nature of frowning and muted shades. There’s virtue in making solid PG entertainment well.

      Mirror Mirror has spirit and craftsmanship. You can’t get any more soulless than SW&tH.

    • Goon says:

      …if anyone wants to back up Marcus’s “intended for 6 year olds” line of thinking, think for a few seconds about how many superhero movies are in their collections and how BS it is when someone applies the same dismissive jargon there.

  6. DavidM says:

    I greatly enjoyed this review, and I’m bemused at how there’s a war of words raging on this site between twos sets of grown-ups who’ve taken hardline stances on different Snow White movies.
    And although I like Stewart and Theron, I’m not all that interested in seeing Snow White & the Huntsman. It doesn’t look as bad as Mirror Mirror though, which looks like a film for people with a really, really terrible sense of humour.

    Oh no, I’ve been sucked in!

  7. Jericho Slim says:

    Goon, calm down big fella.

    1. An empowered female is not a prerequisite for a good film. And an empowered woman doesn’t make a good film either. (Whether SW is empowered or not is up to debate, though.) Also, didn’t Lily Collins cook and clean, too?

    I think that praising a film for an empowered female is good in that Hollywood needs to better represent over half of the planet’s population. However, the mere fact that a movie has a strong woman shouldn’t be a plus or a minus when critiquing any film. A film has to be judged on its own merits.

    For an example that hits closer to home for me, Red Tails had a lot of strong black characters. Good thought, but so what?! That movie was an abomination.

    2. She killed the king and let in her real (not just glass) army, and they took over the kingdom. Who’s going to investigate? Who investigated Rome when they conquered Germany?

    3. The glass army that was defeated at the beginning was a ruse, just so the queen could meet and seduce the king. They were easy to defeat on purpose. They are magic, to be summoned at will by the queen whenever she needs them.

    4. So she poisons him and stabs him. The poison would have done the job, but she is insane, so she stabs him as well. Is that really a big deal? It fits in perfectly with her character’s insane hatred of males, and what they’ve done to her. And the speech she gives to the dying man as well as the intimate nature of the stabbing is necessary to illuminate her character.

    And there is intelligence and social commentary in SW&H if you wish to see it:

    1. The queen gets SW to bite the poison apple by posing as a man.

    2. The evil queen’s mother, not a man, is the person who sets her along the road to valuing beauty above all else when she is a child.

    3. The queen’s mirror could be just a split personality – a psychological embodiment of society’s emphasis on beauty.

    • Mike Rot says:

      Jericho, for the win!

      • Kurt Halfyard says:

        Not a criticism, but note that any and all things interesting in this film involve the QUEEN, who is only in the film for less than a 1/3 of the film.

    • Goon says:

      It’s worth noting when she’s not doing anything other than brooding and staring at things. When she’s eventually leading an army it begs the question, “Wait, what? How did she get here?”, and if the film has not laid out the arc to where we’re supposed to buy her as a leader of a rebellion by the end, it matters.

      As for Lily, she’s bartering with the dwarves and negotiating for a hiding place using the skills she does have. Unsolicited. They appreciate it so much they teach her to swashbuckle and she ends up their leader, inspirational figure, and they never lead the prince. Never their slave, never just tagging along.

      So you’re going to give her credit for laying down this ruse to get in, a long con, but you can just toss away any other senseless action with craziness.. I don’t know if I can bother arguing here when you’ve already given yourself the easy outs of “But its magic!” and “But she’s insane!” – I don’t know if you were actually stimulated by these supposed commentaries since you wrote “if you wish to see it”… you could bother to say more about what you think the first 2 points mean.

      Or maybe I let a few things disappear from me once I reached the point-of-no-return one gets from being as bored as I was. At the end of the day I can rest easy with things that don’t hinge on glass armies: Kristen Stewart’s Snow has no personality, it looks generic, sounds generic (the score is godawful), dialogue is generic, it’s slow as molasses, and humorless.

      • Goon says:

        *need the prince

      • Goon says:

        “An empowered female is not a prerequisite for a good film. And an empowered woman doesn’t make a good film either. ”

        I should make it clear I obviously agree with this.
        But when this is your poster:

        http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/swath-kristen-stewart-poster111.jpg

        Your heroine should probably be empowered, and better than a sword than the girl in this poster:

        http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vLXNI_brNTk/Ty4NNTrvI9I/AAAAAAAAC_0/TcSWAJ9h9rA/s1600/Mirror-Mirrow-Snow-White-Movie-Poster.jpg

      • Jericho Slim says:

        Goon,

        You’re characterizing the magic and insanity as “easy outs” because to you they are explaining stuff that you don’t buy into. To me, they’re not outs, because I buy into what is happening. They are just motivations and the rules of the world. Just like every other fantasy tale ever told.

        The same thing for the commentary – I saw loads of it, but you had probably checked out, so you didn’t.

        As far as leading the army, she doesn’t. She just motivates them to action because she is the “chosen one” and a symbol. She’s not barking out orders or even really fighting. She’s gets to the castle and basically goes inside to get the queen. Remember how she “defeats” the troll – not by ineffectually fighting it like her male protector, but by who she is.

        But you didn’t like the film, so you don’t see those things. That’s fine, that’s what I feel about Cabin or the Hunger Games.

        • Goon says:

          Fair enough.

          Comments read, just turning out at this point. After seeing Cosmopolis last night my mind has suddenly been quite preoccupied with the umpteen million goodies in there.

  8. Brittany says:

    You guys do realize your arguing over Snow White and The Huntsman, right?

    • Kurt Halfyard says:

      We’re a sad bunch, but cannot resist the lure of arguing about minutiae and minor movies.

    • Goon says:

      I’m pretty sure we’re mostly just keeping idle until Promotheus comes out.

      Right?

      • Marina Antunes says:

        Sure…. Though I can tell you that on first watch, I liked this more than PROMETHEUS.

        • Cringe says:

          This very depressing. Though I’m not shock because I haven’t loved anything Ridley has done since Black Hawk Down.

          In you opinon is Prometheus closer to Sunshine or Mission to Mars?

          • Marina Antunes says:

            Oh Christ – SUNSHINE for sure. But I’m convinced much of the buzz around Lindelof is just whitewash. Most of my problems with PROMETHEUS are script

            • Cringe says:

              Having never watched Lost, the only work I’ve seen of his is Cowboys and Aliens and I turned that off midway through. But then again there was like 20 writers on that.

          • DavidM says:

            Frustrating incompleteness with the script aside, Prometheus is stunning.

            • Marina Antunes says:

              I’ll give it that. It looks superb. And the performances are great all around. Theron chewing screen again!

          • DavidM says:

            Well, Prometheus is better than Black Hawk Down, for what it’s worth. And Sunshine, for that matter. (and I like both, btw).

  9. We were going to see SWATH (cool acronym) on Saturday, but we were both too under the weather to feel like going out. Now I’m kicking myself for not sucking it up and going just so I could participate in this thread. :p

  10. Matthew Fabb says:

    While I enjoyed Snow White & The Huntsman, many times it got me thinking of Neil Gaiman’s Snow, Glass, Apples. Gaiman’s take on Snow White is to tell the story from the queen who is not evil but fighting against Snow White because she is a vampire. It might seem strange off hand, but Gaiman makes so much of the story click together. Certainly when the Queen drains the King turning his veins black that Goon keeps pointing out makes me think of it.
    The story story is online (legally too with Gaiman’s blessing) if anyone wants yet another take on Snow White:
    http://www.holycow.com/dreaming/stories/snow-glass-apples/
    It was also made into a great audio drama, with staring Bebe Neuwirth (known best as Fraiser’s ex-wife from Cheers & Fraiser).

  11. Kurt Halfyard says:

    Dana Stevens over at SLANT on K.Stu:

    “But Twilight’s Kristen Stewart as Snow White—especially this particular version of Snow White, a Joan of Arc-like medieval action heroine? Not gonna happen. I won’t argue, as some have, that Stewart isn’t beautiful enough to be plausible as the winner of the “Who’s the fairest of them all?” face-off—they’re both lovely, so maybe the magic mirror just prefers slight brunettes to statuesque blondes. But Stewart’s whole manner, her slouchy bearing and general aura of sulky passivity, make her ill-suited to play a deposed princess whose irresistible charisma enables her to lead a peasant revolt. Stewart may have a limited range, but I don’t mind her in contemporary roles—she’s just right as the moony Bella in the Twilight movies or Jesse Eisenberg’s object of desire in Adventureland, and she even made a passable Joan Jett. Still, the image of her leading a castle siege in full battle armor is so incongruous it might come from one of those parody trailers that opened Ben Stiller’s Tropic Thunder.”

    • Mike Rot says:

      “But Stewart’s whole manner, her slouchy bearing and general aura of sulky passivity, make her ill-suited to play a deposed princess whose irresistible charisma enables her to lead a peasant revolt.”

      Really, it is her irresistible charisma that enables the peasant revolt? Let’s see, some plot points first: ordained by the cosmic nature entity as being the savior of the world, rightful heir to the throne newly discovered, despotic rule in place with no love loss, and most important of all, comes back to life from DEATH! Charisma has nothing to do with it. By this point you have to assume word has gotten around that the spell that gives the Queen strength has a loophole and this woman is it.

  12. Andrew James says:

    I watched this movie tonight.

    Whether she’s happy, sad, excited or dead, Stewart is in a perpetual state of constipation… or so her face would appear.

    • Kurt says:

      I still stand by her solid supporting performance in INTO THE WILD.

    • Jericho Slim says:

      Method acting. I bet SW didn’t get a lot of fiber locked up in that tower.

    • Mike Rot says:

      I just rewatched her in Adventureland, in comparison she is brilliant in Snow White. I would agree her acting is limited, her range is limited, but she is able to pull off something minimal in Snow White that works. Could someone else have done a better job? Sure. I don’t see this as one of those cases where the central performance is irreplaceable. But she does have that right look, it is a darker, grimier world, she has the right grime to beauty quotient.

      • Jericho Slim says:

        Did you just call her a butterface? I think you did.

      • Goon says:

        even more lunacy.

        In Adventureland and Into the Wild, she works, because of appropriate casting.

        • Mike Rot says:

          I am sure there are roles that are perfect casting for Lou Ferrigno, doesn’t mean the performance instantly becomes good. Rewatch the scene where she is sitting on the couch with Ryan Reynolds, Reynolds is acting circles around her, Reynolds! She is dropping lines a beat too early, almost reading lines in her delivery.

          No. More experience, she is actually much better in Snow White.

    • rot says:

      Entirely agree, nice find. Reminds me of the criticisms hurled at Costner in Prince of Thieves, and the whole why isn’t everyone jolly? Costner fit that muddied universe, as Stewart fits this one. She is not meant to be the male ideal fantasy woman, and I think that is kind of an interesting twist in the story where it is from the Queen’s perspective about looks, where fairest with Snow White becomes an innate beauty, not one that needs to be flaunted garishly. Likewise, having the Huntsman being the Prince Charming as opposed to the expected suitor, centering on this under the surface quality. Works within the theme of the fairy tale.

      • rot says:

        and it does skew the conversation about female empowerment, why DOES it have to fail or succeed according to the measure of masculine gestures of empowerment? The thing I noticed too, in the final battle is she doesn’t fight anybody but The Queen, she is protected in the center as the fight goes on. She is revered through the film like a woman pregnant with some gift to the world, that is her empowerment, recognizing this power she has, the men just fall into place like in a hive. Why does she have to be incredibly charismatic to win people over? Why does she have to be skilled as a fighter? She shows compassion, she shows determination, she shows courage in the face of adversity (huntsman tries to fight the troll whereas she tries to actually respond to it with kindness).

        • Marina Antunes says:

          Exactly! I think it may have been earlier in this thread that someone mentioned they didn’t buy her rally speech – I didn’t have a problem with it because she didn’t really need it. The mere fact that she’s alive when they all thought her dead would have been enough to get people behind her for the sole fact that she has this inner power.

          • Kurt Halfyard says:

            I buy all that, (From both Rot and Marina) but after that speech, you’d have thought that the towns folk would tie her up, burn or as a witch, or just put her out of her misery for being so un-articulate.

    • Jericho Slim says:

      I made much the same argument earlier in this thread about SW’s character, and I think that some of the quotes cited in the article are borderline offensive.

      However, I will say that KStew didn’t do a great job of acting. Nothing to do with her outward appearance or her lines, just acting. She was fine, but not to the level of “very good”, in my opinion. Her performance of that speech left something to be desired (I never care what the words are in those types of speeches) – not a whole lot, but something.

  13. rot says:

    So I watched Mirror, Mirror: the last time I saw something like this it starred Brian Orser and was on ice.

    You do realize that the film is panto theatre? And I mean that not in a hyperbolic, derogatory way, but as just base fact, the script could as just as well been borrowed from a well-established amateur stage run, where has-been actors and American idol rejects get there one last chance to grab a starring role, paste themselves in silly costumes and wink broadly in their pantomimes of very familiar stories. That is what this is, wholly, entirely, and to make sure you don’t forget it you have Nathan Lane setting the high mark of the tone throughout. Panto theatre IS for 7 year olds and old grannies because everything is made so exceedingly broad, the amusement is in watching somewhat familiar faces fart around for kids. Tarsem has done very, very little to make the cinematic equivalent of this broad theatrical style any different from its predecessor, he clearly wants to portray this same naive look.

    I can’t believe I was being challenged for my opinions on SWATH by people who held this unapologetic camp to be a high standard for how character development and the nuance of the Snow White story ought to be told. This feels like a made-for tv mini-series, where you can kind of just go with the idea that Julia Roberts is wicked (wow talk about menace and a sense of stakes), and female empowerment comes in the guise of a character who sets the table for the dwarves to win them over, and in one montage is suddenly able to wield a sword, but let her also do a cute sing-song number at the end like a Bollywood object of desire, because man nothing says female empowerment like Bollywood.

    I had thought this was going to be witty, a meta play like Enchanted, and I am grateful it really isn’t, its aspiration are not above the level of broad comedy that typically comes with a laugh track.

    • Kurt says:

      Yea, and the Muppets are no fun either. Right? Just because something is pleasant, that doesn’t make it bad. At least Snow White in this film actually makes smart decisions once she comes of age and leaves the castle, and earns her leadership by making half-way decent decisions, instead of SWATHs postulation that Snow White simply: “Is.”

      • rot says:

        actually rewatching the first season of The Muppet Show, I would say, yeah, it isn’t much fun because it is extremely broad and my appreciation of comedy has changed since being a kid. I think in later seasons, Henson and crew try harder to make the comedy more than bad puns, and by the time you get to the latest Muppets movie it is a different beast altogether, striving for actual emotion.

  14. rot says:

    Florence + the Machine doing the music for Snow White & the Huntsman

    http://caughtinabookromance.tumblr.com/post/24587130773/breath-of-life-florence-the-machine-another

    Quality all around.

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