Weekend of Trash VII

The Weekend of Trash is back (backstory and previous write-ups can be found here – 1, 2, 3 & 4, 5 & 6). The guys visited me for the first time, saving me the trip down to Bristol. We didn’t all get together until the Saturday, but I snuck in a trash-classic on Friday to make up for it. There were no horrors this time around, but we got plenty of action films watched which is fine by me.

The reviews are a bit brief because I’m ultra busy, but I’ve included plenty of clips and trailers for your enjoyment. Lets have a look at what we watched:

Friday Night

Cyborg

Director: Albert Pyun
Screenplay: Kitty Chalmers
Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Deborah Richter, Vincent Klyn
Year: 1989
Country: USA
Duration: 86 min




I knew Andrew and Justin had seen all of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 80′s & 90′s work, so I thought I’d kick off the weekend early by sneaking in an 80′s action/sci-fi ‘classic’. Fairly ambitious for a Canon title and very stylish as most of Pyun’s earlier films are, Cyborg is kind of cool and I enjoyed a lot of it, but it’s ultimately too slow and serious. The performances are quite painful too, the lead bad guy Fender (Vincent Klyn) is so bad it’s actually quite funny. The action scenes have a few cool elements and are well shot, but are rather clunky in terms of choreography.

The trailer:


Saturday

Rage of Honour

Director: Gordon Hessler
Screenplay: Robert Short, Wallace C. Bennett
Starring: Shô Kosugi, Lewis Van Bergen, Robin Evans
Year: 1987
Country: Argentina/USA
Duration: 98 min




A star vehicle for everybody’s favourite 80′s ninja, Shô Kosugi, Rage of Honour is unfortunately a bit dull until the final third when the action gets really good. Kosugi is rather wooden and uncharismatic too, which lets down scenes in between the action. It’s OK though overall in a text-book 80′s action movie kind of way, it’s just a bit bland and forgettable away from the action.

The trailer (which makes it look pretty amazing):


The Man From Nowhere

Director: Jeong-beom Lee
Screenplay: Jeong-beom Lee
Starring: Bin Won, Thanayong Wongtrakul and Sae-ron Kim
Year: 2010
Country: South Korea
Duration: 119 min




This really doesn’t belong in this collection as it certainly can’t be called ‘trash’, but we squeezed it in amongst the VHS titles. And I’m extremely glad we did as I thought The Man From Nowhere was fantastic. Like with a lot of Korean films, it throws a lot of genres into the mix, with drama, dark humour and action beats all coming together. The film juggles all of these with ease though and it never feels unfocused or unbalanced. The drama in particular is surprisingly effective for what looks like an action film, helped by a strong child performance from Sae-ron Kim. It’s an incredibly classy affair that looks great and works on every level. It gets a little too nasty at times but it’s stylish and engrossing throughout.

The trailer:


Unmasking the Idol

Director: Worth Keeter
Screenplay: Phil Behrens
Based on a story by: Robert P. Eaton
Starring: Ian Hunter, C.K. Bibby and Hud Browning
Year: 1988
Country: USA
Duration: 90 min




Well, it was only a matter of time before we put on a real stinker. I was really disappointed too as I requested this film after seeing the VHS cover. This promises hot air balloons, ninjas, explosions, scantily clad ladies and a baboon with a gun! OK, we actually got all of those things, but for some reason none of it came together to create anything that could be called fun. A massive problem is that it has the least charismatic star ever with Ian Hunter as Duncan Jax. On top of that, it doesn’t really know what it wants to be. The filmmakers are clearly referencing James Bond and Indiana Jones, but it isn’t funny enough to be a spoof and not exciting enough to be an homage. It’s just plain boring. The fact that they use possibly the slowest mode of transport, hot air balloons, to escape an island that is about to explode says it all. Mr Boon the baboon is best thing about it.

The German trailer:


Priest

Director: Scott Charles Stewart
Screenplay: Cory Goodman
Based on a graphic novel series by: Min-Woo Hyung
Starring: Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q
Year: 2011
Country: USA
Duration: 87 min




This got a bit slated on release, but we all really enjoyed it. Taking it as a piece of 80′s style B-movie action, it’s a lot fun. Yes it throws a lot into the ring, genre-wise, but I thought it juggled everything fairly well. It’s also very stylish, despite some hit and miss special effects. The finale is disappointing and lets it down a bit, ending rather abruptly, but it’s enjoyable and fast-paced throughout. Randomly I also noticed that the story is actually a retread of The Searchers!

The trailer:


Mr. No Legs (a.k.a. The Amazing Mr. No Legs)

Director: Ricou Browning
Screenplay: Jack Cowden
Starring: Richard Jaeckel, Ron Slinker, Lloyd Bochner
Year: 1979
Country: USA
Duration: 75 min




A true piece of grimy 70′s grindhouse cinema, Mr. No Legs is that rare beast, a disability-exploitation film. You certainly wouldn’t get away with something like this these days and it kind of feels wrong to watch a film that relies solely on the sight of a double amputee being a nasty piece of work as its only selling point. It actually has a few fun exploitative moments (double amputee martial arts!) but ultimately it’s rather dull and is beyond cheaply made.

Easily the best clip from the film:

The entire film – should you feel intrigued:


Sunday

Dirty Tiger, Crazy Frog (a.k.a. Lao Hu Tian Ji)

Director: Karl Maka
Screenplay: Karl Maka, Eric Tsang
Starring: Sammo Hung Kam-Bo, Chia Yung Liu, Meg Lam, Kar-Yung Lau, Hoi Sang Lee
Year: 1978
Country: Hong Kong
Duration: 97 min




We were lucky to end on high with this one. An awesome slice of old school martial arts comedy, Dirty Tiger, Crazy Frog is a fantastic early Sammo Hung vehicle. Filled with great choreography and surprisingly funny goofy humour, it’s an absolute blast to watch. It’s extremely daft as most of the kung-fu comedies of this era are, but we had a ball with it – the repeated gags of the woman with an endless supply of fake arms was a particular highlight. Fans of Sammo and early Jackie Chan should definitely check this out, although it’s extremely hard to get hold of (in the UK at least).

One of the excellent fight scenes in the film:

9 comments

  1. Kurt Halfyard

    The trailer for Mr. No Legs was a part of the epic- 90 minute trailer reel at ACTIONFEST (via Alamo Drafthouse), but it looked like the film didn’t have much of the actual MR. NO LEGS in it. Please tell me this is not the case, David!

    • He’s in it a fair amount, but he’s not the hero or the main villain. It’s a strange, grubby, little film. It’s worth a glance out of interest, but I wouldn’t try too hard to track it down. What am I saying – you can watch the whole thing on the YouTube link I posted above!

  2. So looking forward to Cyborg rewatch, bought it this year. I know it is terrible but was a film I watched a lot when I was younger.

    • I believe Angelina Jolie stars in the sequel. Creatively titled “Cyborg 2″

      Also “The Man from Nowhere” has been in my Instant queue for weeks/months. Hope it’s still there.

      • I shouldn’t have waited so long to see Cyborg – I think it needs a bit of nostalgia on its side. It was still kind of fun and stylish in a cheap 80′s sort of way though.

        The Man From Nowhere is definitely worth a watch, it totally caught me by surprise. It looked like a textbook action thriller, but it’s incredibly effective and has a decent amount of drama in too. Unless I was just blindsided because we sandwiched it between Rage of Honour and Unmasking the Idol :)

        • Jericho Slim

          Not to worry, the Man from Nowhere is a legitimately good film. I think I gave it a 4 out of 5.

        • just rewatched Cyborg, struck by how much Hobo with a Shotgun feels like it was playing off some of this. It is a piece of shit, but it is my piece of shit, shit I watched over and over as a kid. The villain is hilariously bad, and that end scene in the rain with his eye-popping Godzilla stomping, still fun.

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