Archive for August, 2011

  • It is Confirmed. I am Almost Speechless

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    If this is absolutely 100% verified, I am cancelling my pre-order of the Star Wars Blu-rays. Like I said, I’m nearly speechless, but I can hardly believe George Lucas is this much of a twat. Let’s take one of the worst and most cringe-worthy moments from a trilogy that is pretty much loathed already and insert it into one of the most beloved franchises of all time. Might as well have Jar-Jar dancing a jig in the background.

    from BadassDigest who claims this is verified on the SW Blu-rays releasing later this year…

     

    Vader cries, “NOOOOO!” when killing The Emperor:

     
     

    Obi-Wan’s screaming Krayt Dragon trick sounds like a surprised muppet on LSD:

     
     

    Again, I’m still sort of in denial over this whole thing and don’t yet believe it 100%. But as a Star Wars fan I have overlooked a lot of Lucas’ tinkering with things over the past decade or two. I even admit that I like a couple of the things he’s done. But in general, leave it alone! These two clips are not only enough to make me cancel my Amazon pre-purchase, but enough for me to finally give up on Lucas as a person. I’ll consider even skipping his ridiculous looking bi-plane movie out of general principle. I’m heartbroken today. Seriously.

     

  • Movie Club Podcast #22: Zardoz and Flash Gordon

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    The MOVIE CLUB Podcast: Production Design Gone Wild Edition is now available at the Movie Club Podcast website. Episode #22 features lengthy *spoiler-filled* (if you can say that for either of these films!) discussions of John Boorman’s post-hippie meltdown envisioned as a science-fiction epic Zardoz and Mike Hodges’s camp explosion of the 1930s comic/serial Flash Gordon. The guest contributors for this episode are Film Junk‘s Sean Dwyer and The Documentary Blog‘s Jay Cheel, and your local Row Three writers Andrew James, Marina Antunes and Kurt Halfyard. Who will embrace the oddity/flamboyance/earnestness/garishness/silliness (take your pick!) of both of these films? Who will throw up their hands in despair for cinema? Find out, dear listener, find out!

    The Movie Club is as much for the listeners as it is the contributors. Feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments section over at the Movie Club Page. (Comments are turned off on this post.) The Next Episode will be recorded in November (maybe, but do not hold us to that; regularity is not our strong suit!) and the films on discussion will be Crash: Of both the Paul Haggis and the David Cronenberg variety.

  • Rank ‘em: David Lynch Films

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    Years back I took a chance at the DVD store and bought a certain film by director David Lynch (I don’t wanna give away which one just yet as it’s number 1 on my list). From then on I was a die hard Lynch fan. I sought out every other film he has ever made and have since watched them all multiple times (some more than others). One of the masters of weird and surreal American cinema, I find even when one of his films perhaps doesn’t work as a whole, there’s always something interesting to experience. He is possibly my favorite director at this point in time.

    Below is my ranking of all 10 David Lynch films, not including shorts, TV shows (sorry, Twin Peaks, as much as I love ya’) and anything else that isn’t a full-length feature film. Mind you this is going by my mood at this particular moment, and the list could change half an hour from now. For kicks I’ve included a moment/scene to highlight each film (spoilers lay within).

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  • DVD Review: Circo

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    Director: Aaron Shock
    Writers: Mark Becker & Aaron Shock
    Producer: Jannat Gargi
    Country: Mexico/USA
    Running Time: 75 min
    BBFC Certification: Exempt

    (4.5/5)

    A sort of ‘slice of life’ documentary rather than the more narrative-focused approach that is most popular these days (Senna, Project Nim etc.), Circo came as a refreshing and pleasant surprise when a copy was sent for me to review.

    The film follows the Ponce family, a group of circus folk who have been touring their big top around Mexico for a number of generations. Although fairly close as a family, the struggles faced by the business as Mexico’s economy fails are mirrored in rifts between the Ponces. Ivonne and Timo (who the film spends most of it’s time with, along with their kids) are especially struggling. Ivonne feels as though Timo’s father, who owns the circus, isn’t sharing the profits fairly, taking advantage of the younger generations, treating his children and grandchildren as employees rather than the flesh and blood that they are. Timo can see the truth in this, but feels so bonded to his family and it’s circus legacy that he shuns any thought of change.

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  • Teaser for ALPS from Dogtooth Director, Yorgos Lanthimos

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    Speaking of over-using songs, is that the start of the O Fortuna! Movement from Carmina Burana? No matter, this is the quite esoteric teaser for the new film from the director of Dogtooth; if you want strange, you got it.

    A nurse, a paramedic, a gymnast and her coach have formed a service for hire. They stand in for dead people by appointment, hired by the relatives, friends, or colleagues of the deceased. The company, ALPS operate under a discipline regime demanded by their leader. The nurse doesn’t…

    The teaser is tucked under the seat.

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  • Trailer: Miss Bala

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    Mexican thriller, Miss Bala, has Y Tu Mama Tambian stars Gael García Bernal and Diego Luna lending their names to the producer titles, and looks in the vein of Maria Full of Grace with LOTS of guns. Which leads me to ask the question, why the hell isn’t it on my TIFF schedule for 2011.

    Miss Bala tells the story of Laura, a young woman whose aspirations of becoming a beauty queen turn against her, delivering her into the hands of a gang that’s terrorizing northern Mexico.

    The full trailer is tucked under the seat.

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  • The Eventcident: A Transpiring of Occurrences 2: The Equation Formula

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    Every Teaser Trailer Ever Made:

     

     
     

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    From the March edition of Vanity Fair magazine, many of today’s hot young stars… and Robert Duvall.

     

     

    Ryan Reynolds
    Jake Gyllenhaal
    Anne Hathaway
    James Franco
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Anthony Mackie
    Olivia Wilde
    Jesse Eisenberg
    Mila Kunis
    Robert Duvall
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    Andrew Garfield
    A Leopard
    Rashida Jones
    Garrett Hedlund
    Noomi Rapace

  • “Norwegian Ninja” Trailer [file under wft]

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    Available today on DVD. This has got to be worth a blind buy:

     
     

     

  • Cinecast Episode 226 – A Monster Performance

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    You may want to turn down your speakers during the latter stages of this episode. This time it is Kurt who takes on the Gamble machine. Arguing about replicants might not be a worthwhile endeavor in some parts of the world wide web, but in the third row, it’s life or death. We do have some more recent films to mess with; including Fright Night, Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark and Our Idiot Brother. Kurt heads into the big city for a feast of Fellini and Andrew watched “Hill Street Blues” (hey, why not?). All this plus the DVDs and Netflixing of the week as well. It’s going to be a shit storm.

    As always, please join the conversation by leaving your own thoughts in the comment section below and again, thanks for listening!


     
     

     

    To download the show directly, paste the following URL into your favorite downloader:
    http://rowthree.com/audio/cinecast_11/episode_226.mp3

     
     
    Full show notes are under the seats…
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  • Mamo #215: The New 52

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    We step away from TIFF 2011 for half an hour to discuss the health of the comic book industry, as DC steps up to relaunch its entire catalogue, and the health of Apple, as Steve Jobs steps down.

    To download this episode, use this URL: http://rowthree.com/audio/mamo/mamo215.mp3

  • Film on TV: Aug 29 – Sep 4

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    The Devil is a Woman, playing on Wednesday on TCM

    Summer Under the Stars over at TCM finishes up this week, with the final three days of the month filled out by Anne Francis, Howard Keel, and Marlene Dietrich. If you like MGM musicals, you’ll be set on Tuesday with Keel’s tribute, but I know my DVR is going to be tuned squarely to the quartet of Marlene Dietrich/Josef von Sternberg films on Wednesday night. I’ve only seen a couple of them, and I’ve been dying to see the others for quite some time.

    Monday, August 29

    5:00pm – TCM – Funny Girl
    Barbra Streisand tied Katharine Hepburn, no less, to win an Oscar for her role as Ziegfeld comedienne Fanny Brice, and well-deserved, too – she captures Brice’s mannerisms and her combination of winsome self-deprecation mixed with raucous comedic talent perfectly. The film is crafted strongly around her, too, with Wyler (with one of his last films) filling the widescreen beautifully and not letting the film, despite its long running time, stray too far into indulgence.
    1968 USA. Director: William Wyler. Starring: Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif, Kay Medford, Anne Francis, Walter Pidgeon.

    8:00pm – TCM – Blackboard Jungle
    Glenn Ford is the teacher who takes on rowdy inner-city kids in one of the earlier “heroic teacher” films. A young Sidney Poitier is one of the students, and a scene in which a record of “Rock Around the Clock” is played is reputed to be the first time rock n’ roll appeared in a film.
    1955 USA. Director: Richard Brooks. Starring: Glenn Ford, Anne Francis, Louis Calhern, Sidney Poitier.

    8:00pm – IFC – The Descent
    There aren’t too many people better at straight-up genre fare with flair than Neil Marshall, and this spelunking adventure gone wrong is a prime example – claustrophobia mounts as our characters are trapped in a cave, but that’s not all they have to deal with down there.
    2005 UK. Director: Neil Marshall. Starring: Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Alex Reid.
    Newly Featured!
    (repeats at 12:05am on the 30th)

    8:00pm – Fox Movie – Call Northside 777
    One of Jimmy Stewart’s first films after spending the war as a fighter pilot; he plays a reporter compelled to reopen an eleven-year-old murder case, coming to believe the wrong man was sentenced to life in prison. A good combo of film noir and mystery.
    1948 USA. Director: Henry Hathaway. Starring: James Stewart, Richard Conte, Lee J. Cobb.
    (repeats at 12:00M)

    10:00pm – TCM – Forbidden Planet
    What’s better than Shakespeare’s The Tempest? Why, a science fiction film set on a planet run by a maverick genius, his robot, and his daughter, of course. Okay, Forbidden Planet isn’t really better than The Tempest, but it is an interesting take on the play, and an obvious influence on the original Star Trek.
    1956 USA. Director: Fred M. Wilcox. Starring: Walter Pidgeon, Leslie Nielsen, Anne Francis.

    10:00pm – MGM – Fiddler on the Roof
    A Tzarist-era Russian Jewish village doesn’t seem a particularly likely place to set a musical, but Fiddler on the Roof does a good job of it, exploring the clashing cultures as patriarch Tevye tries to marry his daughters off to good Jewish husbands with decreasing success.
    1971 USA. Director: Norman Jewison. Starring: Topol, Norma Crane, Leonard Frey, Rosalind Harris, Michele Marsh, Neva Small, Michael Glaser.

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