• Trailer: Conviction

    Conviction

    This is a lesson in how to not make a movie trailer. Think of everything that you can do wrong in creating a trailer for a film and this trailer includes it. Heavens to Betsy, it pisses me off that people actually get paid to churn out this kind of crap for movie studios. The movie is going to be awful hackneyed Oscar-bait garbage anyway (Hilary Swank = run far, far away), but being subjected to a trailer of this nature is just insulting.

    Goddamn it though, Sam Rockwell, I love you. Can you be in everything?

    Trailer is tucked under the seat.

7 Comments


  1. Henrik says:

    lol this trailer.

    It’s beyond awful. Worth a watch!

  2. David Brook says:

    Oh God… It’s like watching a spoof trailer!

  3. Bob Turnbull says:

    That’s truly remarkable in its utter badness. I can’t imagine a good movie coming from this or Hilary Swank ever doing anything worthwhile ever again.

    Speaking of terrible tailers, for some reason I agreed to watch the Smurfs one yesterday. It’s bilious.

  4. David Brook says:

    Yeah I caught the Smurfs trailer too. It made me want to shoot someone (preferably the makers).

  5. Andrew James says:

    Agree with Henrik…

    lol.

  6. Kurt Halfyard says:

    Yea, that onesheet is hilariously bad.

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