With this morning’s announcement of the best on display in theaters nation wide over the past 12 months, you know that the worst ones are just sitting there waiting to be pounced upon. The dishonorable mentions will be given out by The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation on the night of Saturday, March 6; the evening before Hollywood’s biggest night. Sorry we didn’t get to this yesterday, but while we were too busy getting excited about fawning all over the achievements of the year, we forgot that some of the more cynical of you may be far more interested in bashing on some of the more deserving of shit-slinging rather than champagne opening. Here are the Razzie nominees for the very worst in film from 2009 and also from the decade (hey, I’m an Affleck fan but wow… I may have to rethink that):
WORST PICTURE
All About Steve
G.I. Joe
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers 2
WORST ACTOR
Jonas Brothers (3D Concert)
Will Farrell (Land of the Lost)
Steve Martin (Pink Panther)
Eddie Murphy (Imagine That)
John Travolta (Old Dogs)
WORST ACTRESS
Beyonce (Obsessed)
Sandra Bullock (All About Steve)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body and Transformers 2)
Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
Hugh Hefner (Miss March)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight: New Moon)
Jorma Taccone (Land of the Lost)
Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Candice Bergen (Bride Wars)
Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe)
Kelly Preston (Old Dogs)
Julie White (Tansformers 2)
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers (3D Concert)
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper (All About Steve)
Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or “Comic Riff” (Land of the Lost)
Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR any Transformer (Transformers 2)
Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang (Twilight: New Moon)
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of The Lost
Pink Panther 2 (a rip-off of a sequel to a remake)
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon
WORST DIRECTOR
Michael Bay (Tansformers 2)
Walt Becker (Old Dogs)
Brad Silberling (Land of the Lost)
Stephen Sommers (G.I. Joe)
Phil Traill (All About Steve)
WORST SCREENPLAY
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Tansformers 2
Twilight Saga: New Moon
WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gigli (2003)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
Swept Away (2002)
WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck (Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor, Surviving Christmas)
Eddie Murphy (Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit, Showtime)
Mike Myers (Cat in the Hat, Love Guru)
Rob Schneider (The Animal, Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo, Grandma’s Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry, Little Man, Little Nicky)
John Travolta (Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old Dogs, Swordfish)
WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey (Glitter)
Paris Hilton (The Hottie & Nottie, House of Wax, Repo: The Genetic Opera)
Lindsay Lohan (Herbie: Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck)
Jennifer Lopez (Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, Wedding Planner)
Madonna (Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away)
Proud to say I only saw two of these: Bride Wars and Transformers 2.
I saw 4: Transformers 2, GI Joe, Jennifer`s Body (lame entry BTW) and New Moon.
I beat you both. I’ve not seen anything on this list.
However, on the worst of the decade list, I’ve seen Freddie Got Fingered (and as Movie Club Podcast listeners know, it is actually good) as well as BattleField Earth (ei! awfulness!)
Where was Tobey Maguire on this list for Brothers? or Verne Troyer in Imaginarium?
I’ve only seen Transformers 2.
I have actually heard a few people stand up for GI Joe, saying it does what it does very well, so long as you accept it as a dumb action movie for kids. But I’ve not seen it so I can’t comment. Has anyone who has seen it got any thoughts?
Kurt always spells Freddy Got Fingered wrong
anyways the razzies blow, they’re about as sharp and pointed as an “Everybody Hates Raymond” Mad magazine article
I tied Kurt for not having seen any of them! Of this year, anyway. Of the decade, I saw Daredevil (blame Jennifer Garner and Alias), Pearl Harbor (uh…blame being a history minor?), Swordfish (hey, I actually liked the opening shot), and Die Another Day (Bond. James Bond).
Out of all of them, I’ve only seen Jennifer’s Body (disappointing, but not that bad) and Repo: The Genetic Opera (terrible, just terrible).
Kinda leaning with Goon here. The Razzies are almost as predictable as The Oscars.