Bad Lieutenant 2: A Trailer for the Ages
Full disclosure: I haven’t seen Abel Ferrara’s Bad Lieutenant but if it’s anything like this, I’m going to have to check it out.
In a few hours time the thing will disappear and we’ll be slapping our knees that some poor schmuck with too much time on his hands took a bunch of Nicholas Cage movies and cut together a trailer. But then there’s the fact that we haven’t heard these lines before. And wait, isn’t that Val Kilmer? They’ve never been in a movie together…
Yes, it’s here and it’s glorious. I mean glorious. This trailer is so cheesy and over the top that it reaches proportions of awesomeness. Werner Herzog is going all out parody here and it’s the greatest thing I’ve seen this year. When’s this movie coming out?
Written by William M. Finkelstein, whose previous writing credits include a number of TV cop dramas, has put together this script which features Cage as a crack addicted cop. If that’s not good enough, how about instantly quotable lines like “You don’t have a lucky crack pipe?” (I’m not kidding) and gems like “What’s this fucking iguana doing on my coffee table?”
Aside from Kilmer and Cage Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans also stars Fairuza Balk, Eva Mendes, Jennifer Coolidge and Xzibit. At the moment, it has no US distributor but I’m assuming that may change soon.
Enough words. Check it out: (Update: YouTube trailer is no longer available. Here is a replacement)
Kudos to Drew McWeeny for the find.

















Herzog obviously has a lucky crack-pipe.
Comment by Kurt — May 27, 2009
Comment by Marina Antunes — May 27, 2009
This is comedy gold of the Wicker Man, Freddie Got Fingered variety. Wow. Simply Wow.
Comment by Kurt — May 27, 2009
“We Don’t hit women down south”
“A Man without a Gun is not a Man”
Funnier than that DeNiro/Pacino movie from last year, anyway.
Comment by Kurt — May 27, 2009
“Shoot him again! His soul is still dancing!” Classic.
Talking of returns to form ‘Drag me to hell’ again and again.
Comment by lee — May 27, 2009
That last line had me peeing on my monitor.
Comment by Andrew James — May 27, 2009
Comment by Roy — May 27, 2009
Watch it again, and again, untill you understand.
Comment by Henrik — May 27, 2009
This may be my new favorite line of all time. But yeah, I can’t take Nicolas Cage for that long at a whack anymore. And by “that long” I mean more then four minutes. So I’ll likely make do with the trailer.
Comment by Jandy — May 27, 2009
“A remake written by a TV writer from Law & Order, with a terrible cast, directed by Werner Herzog. I suppose it just begs to be seen. Meanwhile, Abel Ferrara is not happy. After the film was announced last year at Cannes, Ferrara immediately wished for the people involved to board an exploding streetcar and go to hell. Judging from this trailer, they went already, and brought something back.”
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — May 27, 2009
Comment by Jonathan B. — May 28, 2009
Comment by kurt — May 28, 2009
He can be funny when he has a good script and is reining himself in (Weather Man, Adaptation) with only occasional freakouts, but otherwise he’s unhinged and more creepy. I think he thinks he’s some improvisational actor. He’s not.
Comment by Goon — May 28, 2009
I don’t know what to make of this at all.
Comment by Mike Rot — May 28, 2009
Hell the The Wicker Man remake was directed by NEIL LABUTE!
Comment by kurt — May 28, 2009
Comment by kurt — May 28, 2009
But he has done so much good work as well. He is as you said, simply unpredictable in his methods.
Comment by kurt — May 28, 2009
I just like rot, don’t believe you can bank on Herzog to the degree you seem to be doing, that there’s no evidence to me to give him the benefit out the doubt, at least not yet.
Its as naive as when I first saw the cast list and director of the Stepford Wives and believed it was going to be a musical, and got so excited. Now that’s a letdown
Comment by Goon — May 28, 2009