• Finite Focus: Monsters Vs. Aliens (ALIENS)

    aliens_onesheetWhen one thinks of James Cameron‘s re-invention of the premise from 1979′s Alien, it generally is the macho bravado of the space marines that get the lion-share of quotable dialogue, and have been copied in other films to this day, ad nauseum. Yet the movie (most especially the lengthened directors cut of the film) slips in a strong maternal theme amongst the testosterone. While the film finally does turn Ellen Ripley into a ‘mech suited warrior’ (via the most well realized body-fork-lifter ever committed to celluloid), that comes later.

    One of the strongest scenes in the film, perhaps showcasing some of Sigourney Weaver‘s best acting (this side of Death and The Maiden or Galaxy Quest) is a tender moment spent with the frightened little girl. Being the only survivor of the fledgling colony of a planet infested with monsters, Rebbecca, or Newt, likely witnessed many of the horrors when her parents bring home an embryo implanted in her father. Hardly a girl that needs to be lied to for protection, yet she is surely confused by the pretense of adults. Newt’s line of questions on ‘monsters’ and a tacit acceptance that they do indeed exist, ending with the connection to pregnancy is worthy of a Grimm fairy tale. Despite being a hearty mainstream blockbuster with crowd appeal, this moment stands out as one of (if not the) best moment in the film, worthy of Jan Svankmajer‘s Alice, a surreal take on Lewis Carroll that would come along two years later from eastern Europe, and feature a child actress bearing more than a little similarity to Newt’s Carrie Henn. Henn quit while she was ahead, not appearing in another film after this one.

    Worthy of mention too is that the scene starts out cold, metallic and sterile (like most of Aliens) and ends on a warm orange light haloing both actresses in intimate close-up. This is one of the last breathing moments before a 45 minute long perfectly sustained action sequence. A sequence where much is on the line because of the tenderness of that moment.

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  1. Andrew James says:

    Wow; good eye on the change of lighting Kurt. It definitely adds a psychological warmth to the scene. Not sure I ever noticed that before… not consciously anyway.

  2. rot says:

    I watched Aliens this week and I have to say I think it is the worst of the four. I loved it growing up but now watching it again, it is grating. Paxton’s whining in particular, the horrendous child acting, the forced suspense sequences. The great killing machine is reduced to exploding kill shot targets, ugh.

  3. Henrik says:

    “This is one of the last breathing moments before a 45 minute long perfectly sustained action sequence.”

    … I disagree. This movie (like most of Camerons) is way too long for its own good.

    The great killing machine should never be what the movie is about anyway rot. It’s just a monster. I like the scene with the bullet counts. Game over man is pretty classic.

  4. rot says:

    the movie is only as good as the monster is intimidating, and I am saying here it is not intimidating, its pops its head out and then bang, blows up, repeat.

    Not to mention that Cameron borrows heavily in his story from Alien. He hits the same beats, down to the Alien riding along on the escape vehicle. The dialogue in this one is horrendous though, the Black sargent looks like he belongs in Hot Shots not Aliens, and Ripley is told she is coming to JUST OBSERVE as an advisor, and practically the first scene she is brought in (without any armor) directly to the war zone.

  5. Kurt says:

    Well, this is on the only one in the series that aims for strong empathy. The action is quite good, but yea, the Monster is so much more effective in the first and third entries. They miss many, many opportunities to use the acid-blood. But the movie works primarily in the 1st act (and curiously, that is the case in all the films, the set-up is the best part in all 4, albeit 1 and 2 really have great closing acts, and three is the smartest thematically, maybe).

    The Queen coming up the elevator is pretty clumsy in Aliens.

    For the record, I like 1>3>2>>>>>>>>>>4.

    And for the record, These four films are the next Movie Club Podcast.

  6. Henrik says:

    I agree with all that probably, I haven’t seen it in a long time, I just remember liking some specific parts, and being bored for a lot of it.

    I guess a good villain is necessary for any action movie. Perhaps Aliens takes for granted the audiences fright from Alien and is dependant on it to function? It’s not uncommon for sequels to require viewing of their predecessors.

    There is some cool spaceshit in it though. Like those big guns, and the dropship captain is pretty cool.

    I think it’s just a completely different movie than the first one, and it fucks with what you think the alien should be. This could be either a strength or a weakness. Personally, I don’t think that highly of the first Alien movie either, so there isn’t much to ruin for me.

  7. Kurt says:

    **MILD SPOILER**And the most terrifying combat scene in Aliens is actually Ripley and Rebecca vs. the Face Hugger in the med lab.

  8. Henrik says:

    Agreed, I remember that being intense and scary.

  9. Henrik says:

    But the facehuggers were always the more fucked up and scary part. Anybody play Half-Life 2? THat’s got facehuggers coming out its ass, and its fucking scary.

    • Andrew James says:

      This is the last I will say on this matter before the Movie Club Podcast. But 4 is still my favorite. 3 is unbelievably boring.
      I plan on watching the Quad while at my parent’s place for the long weekend. That is all until movie club has convened.

  10. Kurt Halfyard says:

    Ooops, I sort of agreed to this!

  11. Ole says:

    How you guys put 4 and 3 above Aliens just boggles my mind.
    I’m speechless. For me Aliens is a near perfect movie and the best action movie ever made.

  12. rot says:

    Ole, Have you watched Aliens recently? I used to think it was great when I was a teenager but my God it has not aged well in my estimation.

    Its essentially a B movie, and considering that Ridley Scott’s film was a masterpiece of sci-fi, I’d say its a pretty disappointing drop in quality. There is no sense of threat in the film, because there is no intelligence given to the monsters in the film, they are props. I have not seen the AVP spinoffs, but I cannot imagine they are that much different from this film. Can you point out a single character in this film you could care for? Even Ripley is so overly scripted, so overly motherly and contrived.

    I am sorry, its horrible.

  13. Kurt Halfyard says:

    I would never say HORRIBLE, I just happen to like the interesting thematic stuff in 3 and the first one is the embodiment of a ‘perfect movie’ in execution. Man, every frame is gold in that one…

  14. I know you guys will discuss this on The Movie Club Podcast but I just have to say this is the first time I’ve encountered any (and I mean any) mention on Aliens that isn’t complimentary. I don’t know anyone that doesn’t love it that has seen it. All of them have different tones, Alien is classic, Aliens is action and Alien 3 is thriller. Love all three of them, and can watch them over and over.

    I consider the Alien saga a trilogy. There is no part 4 :)

  15. Matt Gamble says:

    I watched the new Aliens cut earlier this year and didn’t like it at all. I really don’t care about Newt and her stupid family, I want space marines blowing shit up. And I agree with rot that the film really does lean on Alien for any sort of tension. The motion sensor scene still holds up well, but the initial encounter is flat out dull.

  16. Kurt Halfyard says:

    Shannon, we mostly agree, but I’ve been getting huge flack from my sci-fi geek friends for years for not ‘loving’ Aliens (I often use the ‘aliens just pop out all the time’ as a criticism which Rot also pointed out above). Until this conversation, I never really made the connection of how much it does rely on scenes and stuff in the first one.

    It is still a great action movie. And quite incredible that that end action sequence is sustained for so long (something Steven Sommers and Rob Cohen have never figured out)

    However, All of the sequels share some symbols (dampness, silent corridors, etc.). Nothing wrong with that considering the change in directors and tone across the series.

  17. ralph says:

    dude… part 4… over Alien and Aliens… and even Alien 3…. oh my… i don’t even know what to say. it is hard to even fathom that but hey, i guess people can enjoy whatever they want, which is just cool by me. you didn’t say “better” at least :-)

  18. Matt Gamble says:

    Can one of you Fascists embed my picture from the Cinecast thread?

    • Andrew James says:

      What picture? I don’t see any comments in which you link to a photo in the Cinecast thread.

      Also, I need pictures of your children, their names and the names of their schools.

  19. FloridaLottoNumbers says:

    I want 2, on large, please.

  20. Kurt Halfyard says:

    While we are on the subject of big blockbusters and James Cameron, here is David Foster Wallace on why Terminator 2 sucks ass compared to Terminator 1. He enjoys Aliens to the max though! Interesting that he seems to have coined the ‘ porn’ term well before anyone else, this was written back in 1998.

    David Foster Wallace
    Waterstone’s Magazine
    Winter/Spring 1998

    What’s the difference between a Hollywood special-effects blockbuster like “Terminator 2″ and a hard-core porn film? Very little, claims novelist, essayist and footnote fetishist David Foster Wallace.

    1990s moviegoers who have sat clutching their heads in both awe and disappointment at movies like “Twister” and “Volcano” and “The Lost World” can thank James Cameron’s “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” for inaugurating what’s become this decade’s special new genre of big-budget film: Special Effects Porn. “Porn” because, if you substitute F/X for intercourse, the parallels between the two genres become so obvious they’re eerie. Just like hard-core cheapies, movies like “Terminator 2″ and “Jurassic Park” aren’t really “movies” in the standard sense at all. What they really are is half a dozen or so isolated, spectacular scenes — scenes comprising maybe twenty or thirty minutes of riveting, sensuous payoff — strung together via another sixty to ninety minutes of flat, dead, and often hilariously insipid narrative.

    “T2,” one of the highest-grossing movies in history, opened six years ago. Think of the scenes we all still remember. That incredible chase and explosion in the L.A. sluiceway and then the liquid metal T-1000 Terminator walking out of the explosion’s flames and morphing [1] seamlessly into his Martin-Milner-as-Possessed-by-Hannibal-Lecter corporeal form. The T-1000 rising hideously up out of that checkerboard floor, the T-1000 melting headfirst through the windshield of that helicopter, the T-1000 freezing in liquid nitrogen and then collapsing fractally apart. These were truly spectacular images, and they represented exponential advances in digital F/X technology. But there were at most maybe eight of these incredible sequences, and they were the movie’s heart and point; the rest of “T2″ is empty and derivative, pure mimetic polycelluloid.

    It’s not that “T2″ is totally plotless or embarrassing — and it does, admittedly, stand head and shoulders above most of the F/X Porn blockbusters that have followed it. It’s rather that “T2″ as a dramatic narrative is slick and cliche and calculating and in sum an appalling betrayal of 1984′s “The Terminator.” “T1,” which was James Cameron’s first feature film and had a modest budget and was one of the two best U.S. action movies of the entire 1980s [2], was a dark, breathlessly kinetic, near-brilliant piece of metaphysical Ludditism. Recall that it’s A.D. 2027 and that there’s been a nuclear holocaust in 1997 and that chip-driven machines now rule, and “Skynet,” the archonic _diabolus_ ex_ machina_, develops a limited kind of time-travel technology and dispatches the now classically cyborgian A. Schwarzenegger back to 1984′s Los Angeles to find and terminate one Sarah Connor, the mother-to-be of the future leader of the human “Resistance,” one John Connor [3]; and that apparently the Resistance itself somehow gets one-time-only access to Skynet’s time-travel technology and sends back to the same space-time coordinates a Resistance officer, the ever-sweaty but extremely tough and resourceful Kyle Reese, to try desperately to protect Ms. Sarah Connor from the Terminator’s prophylactic advances [4], and so on. It is, yes, true that Cameron’s Skynet is basically Kubrick’s HAL, and that most of “T1″‘s time-travel paradoxes are reworkings of some fairly standard Bradbury-era science fiction themes, but “The Terminator” still has a whole lot to recommend it. There’s the inspired casting of the malevolently cyborgian Schwarzenegger as the malevolently cyborgian Terminator, the role that made Ahnode a superstar and for which he was utterly and totally perfect (e.g. even his goofy 16-r.p.m. Austrian accent added a perfect little robofascist tinge to the Terminator’s dialogue [5]). There’s the first of Cameron’s two great action heroines [6] in Sarah Connor, as whom the limpid-eyed and lethal-lipped Linda Hamilton also turns in the only great performance of her career. There is the dense, greasy, marvelously machinelike look of “The Terminator”‘s mechanized F/X [7]; there are the noirish lighting and Dexedrine pace that compensate ingeniously for the low budget and manage to establish a mood that is both exhilarating and claustrophobic [8]. Plus “T1″‘s story had at its center a marvelous “Appointment-in-Samarra”-like irony of fate: we discover in the course of the film that Kyle Reese is actually John Connor’s father [9], and thus that if Skynet hadn’t built its nebulous time machine and sent back the Terminator, Reese wouldn’t have been back here in ’84, either, to impregnate Sarah C. This also entails that meanwhile, up in A.D. 2027, John Connor has had to send the man he knows is his father on a mission that J.C. knows will result in both that man’s death and his (i.e. J.C.’s) own birth. The whole ironic mess is simultaneously Freudian and Testamental and is just extraordinarily cool for a low-budget action movie.

    Its big-budget sequel adds only one ironic paradox to “The Terminator”‘s mix: in “T2,” we learn that the “radically advanced chip” [10] on which Skynet’s CPU is (will be) based actually came (comes) from the denuded and hydraulically pressed skull of “T1″‘s defunct Terminator…meaning that Skynet’s attempts to alter the flow of history bring about not only John Connor’s birth but Skynet’s own, as well. All “T2″‘s other important ironies and paradoxes, however, are unfortunately unintentional and generic and kind of sad.

    Note, for example, the fact that “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” a movie about the disastrous consequences of humans relying too heavily on computer technology, was itself unprecedently computer-dependent. George Lucas’ Industrial Light and Magic, subcontracted by Cameron to do “T2″‘s special effects, had to quadruple the size of its computer graphics department for the T-1000 sequences, sequences which also required digital-imaging specialists from around the world, thirty-six state-of-the-art Silicon Graphics computers, and terabytes of specially invented software programs for seamless morphing, realistic motion, digital “body socks,” background-plate compatibility, congruence of lighting and grain, etc. And there is no question that all the lab work paid off: in 1991, “Terminator 2″‘s special effects were the most spectacular and real-looking anybody had ever seen. They were also the most expensive.

    “T2″ is thus also the first and best instance of a paradoxical law that appears to hold true for the entire F/X Porn genre. It is called the Inverse Cost and Quality Law, and it states very simply that the larger a movie’s budget is, the shittier that movie is going to be. The case of “T2″ shows that much of the ICQL’s force derives from simple financial logic. A film that would cost hundreds of millions of dollars to make is going to get financial backing if and only if its investors can be maximally — _maximally_ — sure that at the very least they will get their hundreds of millions of dollars back [11] — i.e. a megabudget movie must not fail (and “failure” here means anything less than a runaway box-office hit) and must thus adhere to certain reliable formulae that have been shown by precedent to maximally ensure a runaway hit. One of the most reliable of these formulae involves casting a superstar who is “bankable” (i.e. whose recent track record of films shows a high ROI). The studio backing for “T2”’s wildly sophisticated and digital F/X therefore depends on Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger agreeing to reprise his Terminator role. Now the ironies start to stack, though, because it turns out that Schwarzenegger — or perhaps more accurately “Schwarzenegger, Inc.,” or “Ahnodyne” — has decided that playing any more malevolent cyborgs would compromise the Leading Man image his elite and bankable record of ROI entails. He will do the film only if “T2″‘s script is somehow engineered to make the Terminator the Good Guy. Not only is this vain and stupid and shockingly ungrateful [12], it is also common popular knowledge, duly reported in both the trade and the popular entertainment media before “T2″ even goes into production. There’s consequently a weird postmodern tension to the way we watch the film; we’re aware of what the bankable star’s demands were, and we’re also aware of how much the movie cost and how important bankable stars are to a big-budget movie; and so one of the few things that keeps us on the edge of our seats during the movie is our suspense about whether James Cameron can possibly weave a plausible, non-cheesy narrative that meets Schwarzenegger’s career needs without betraying “T1″‘s precedent.

    Cameron does not succeed, at least not in avoiding heavy cheese. Recall the premise he settles on for “T2″: that Skynet once again uses its (apparently not all that limited) time-travel device, this time to send a far more advanced liquid metal T-1000 Terminator back to 1990s L.A., this time to kill the ten-year-old John Connor (played by the extremely annoying Edward Furlong [13], whose voice keeps cracking pubescently and who’s just clearly older than ten), and that the intrepid human Resistance has somehow captured, subdued, and “reprogrammed” an old Schwarzenegger-model Terminator — resetting its CPU’s switch from TERMINATE to PROTECT, apparently [14] — and then has somehow once again gotten one-time access to Skynet’s time-travel technology [15] and sent the Schwarzenegger Terminator back to protect young J.C. from the T-1000′s infanticidal advances. [16]

    Cameron’s premise is financially canny and artistically dismal: it permits “Terminator 2″‘s narrative to clank along on the rails of all manner of mass-market formulae. There is, for example, no quicker or easier ingress to the audience’s heart than to present an innocent child in danger, and of course protecting an innocent child from danger is heroism at its most generic. Cameron’s premise also permits the emotional center of “T2″ to consist of the child and the Terminator “bonding,” which in turn allows for all manner of familiar and reliable devices. Thus it is that “T2″ offers us cliche explorations of stuff like the conflicts between Emotion and Logic (territory already mined to exhaustion by “Star Trek”) and between Human and Machine (turf that’s been worked in everything from “Lost in Space” to “Blade Runner” to “Robocop”), as well as exploiting the good old Alien – or – Robot – Learns – About – Human – Customs – and – Psychology – From – Sarcastic – and/or – Precocious – but – Basically – Goodhearted – Human – with – Whom – It – Bonds formula (q.q.v. here “My Favorite Martian” and “E.T.” and “Starman” and “The Brother From Another Planet” and “Harry and the Hendersons” and “Alf” and ad almost infinitum). Thus it is that the 85% of “T2″ that is not mind-blowing digital F/X sequences subjects us to dialogue like: “Vhy do you cry?” and “Cool! My own Terminator!” and “Can you not be such a dork all the time?” and “This is intense!” and “Haven’t you learned that you can’t just go around killing people?” and “It’s OK, Mom, he’s here to help” and “I know now vhy you cry, but it’s somesing I can never do”; plus to that hideous ending where Schwarzenegger gives John a cyborgian hug and then voluntarily immerses himself in molten steel to protect humanity from his neural net CPU, raising that Fonziesque thumb as he sinks below the surface [17], and the two Connor hug and grieve, and then poor old Linda Hamilton — whose role in “T2″ requires her not only to look like she’s been doing nothing but Nautilus for the last several years but also to keep snarling and baring her teeth and saying stuff like “Don’t fuck with me!” and “Men like you know nothing about really creating something!” and acting half-crazed with paramilitary stress, stretching Hamilton way beyond her thespian capacities and resulting in what seems more than anything like a parody of Faye Dunaway in “Mommy Dearest” — has to give us that gooey “I face the future with hope, because if a Terminator can learn the value of human life, maybe we can, too” voiceover at the very end.

    The point is that head-clutchingly insipid stuff like this puts an ever heavier burden of importance on “T2″‘s digital effects, which now must be stunning enough to distract us from the formulaic void at the story’s center, which in turn means that even more money and directional attention must be lavished on the film’s F/X. This sort of cycle is symptomatic of the insidious three-part loop that characterizes Special Effects Porn –

  21. Kurt Halfyard says:

    And the Footnotes:

    ONE: Astounding digital dinosaur / tornado / volcano / Terminator effects that consume almost all the director’s creative attention and require massive financial commitment on the part of the studio;

    TWO: A consequent need for guaranteed megabuck ROI, which entails the formulaic elements and easy sentiment that will assure mass appeal (plus will translate easily into other languages and cultures, for those important foreign sales…);

    THREE: A director — often one who’s shown great talent in earlier, less expensive films — who is now so consumed with realizing his spectacular digital vision, and so dependent on the studio’s money to bring the F/X off, that he has neither the leverage nor the energy to fight for more interesting or original plots / themes / characters.

    – and thus yields the two most important corollary formulations of the Inverse Cost and Quality Law:

    (ICQL(a)) The more lavish and spectacular a movie’s special effects, the shittier that movie is going to be in all non-F/X respects. For obvious supporting examples of ICQL (a), see lines 1-2 of this article and/or also “Jurassic Park,” “Independent Day,” “Forrest Gump,” etc.

    (ICQL (b)) There is no quicker or more efficient way to kill what is interesting and original about an interesting, original young director than to give that director a huge budget and lavish F/X resources. The number of supporting examples of ICQL (b) is sobering. Have a look, e.g., at the difference between Rodriguez’s “El Mariachi” and his “From Dusk to Dawn,” between DeBont’s “Speed” and “Twister,” between Gilliam’s “Brazil” and “Twelve Monkeys,” between Bigelow’s “Near Dark” and “Strange Days.” Or chart Cameron’s industry rise and artistic decline from “T1″ and “Aliens” through “T2″ and “The Abyss” to — dear Lord — “True Lies.” U.S. entertainment media report that Cameron’s new “Titanic,” currently in American release, is (once again) the most expensive and technically ambitious film of all time. Doubtless, Britons have been pricing trenchcoats and lubricants in anticipation of its arrival in the UK.

    FOOTNOTES

    [1] (Actually defined in the film as “mimetic polyalloy,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.) [back]

    [2] The 1980s other B.U.S.A.M. was Cameron’s second feature, the 1986 “Aliens,” also modestly budgeted, also both hair-raising and deeply intelligent. [back]

    [3] (Whose initials, for a prophesied saviour of humanity, are not particularly subtle.) [back]

    [4] The fact that what Skynet is attempting is in effect a retroactive abortion, together with the fact that “terminate a pregnancy” is a pretty well-known euphemism, led the female I first saw the movie with in 1984 to claim, over coffee and pie afterwards, that “The Terminator” was actually one long pro-choice allegory, which I said I thought was not w/o merit but maybe a bit too simplistic to do the movie real justice, which led to kind of an unpleasant row. [back]

    [5] Consider, for example, the now famous “I’ll be back” line took on a level of ominous historical resonance when uttered by an unstoppable killing machine with a _German_ accent. This was chilling and brilliant commercial postmodernism at its best; but it is also what made “Terminator 2″‘s in-joke of having Ahnode repeat the line in a good-guy context is so disappointing. [back]

    [6] It is a complete mystery why feminist film scholars haven’t paid more attention to Cameron and his early collaborator Gale Ann Hurd. “The Terminator” and “Aliens” were both violent action films with tough, competent female protagonists (incredibly rare) whose toughness and competence in no way diminish their “femininity” (even more rare, unheard of), a femininity that is rooted (along with both films’ thematics) in notions of maternity rather than just sexuality. For example, compare Cameron’s Ellen Ripley with the panty-and-tank-top Ripley of Scott’s “Alien.” In fact it was flat-out criminal that Sigourney Weaver didn’t win the ’86 Oscar for her lead in Cameron’s “Aliens.” Marlee Matlin indeed. No male lead in the history of U.S. action films even approaches Weaver’s second Ripley for emotional depth and sheer balls — she makes Stallone, Willis, et. al. look muddled and ill. [back]

    [7] (There is a ponderous, marvelous built-looking quality (complete with ferrous clanks and/or pneumatic hisses) that — oddly enough — at roughly the same time also distinguishes the special effects of Gilliam’s “Brazil” and Paul Verhoeven’s “Robocop.” This was not cool only because the effects were themselves cool, but also because here were three talented young tech-minded directors who rejected the airy, hygenic look of Spielberg’s and Lucas’s F/X. The grimy density and preponderance of metal in Cameron’s effects suggested that he was looking all the way back to Méliès and Lang for visual inspiration.) [back]

    [8] (Cameron would raise the use of light and pace to near-perfection in “Aliens,” where just six alien-suited stuntmen and ingenious quick-cut editing resulted in some of the most terrifying Teeming Rapacious Horde scenes of all time. (By the way, sorry to be going on and on about “Aliens” and “The Terminator.” It’s just that they’re great, great, commercial cinema, and nobody talks about them enough, and they’re a big reason why “T2″ was such a tragic and insidious development not only for 90s films but for James Cameron, whose first two films had genius in them.)) [back]

    [9] (So actually I guess it would be more like “Luke Skywalker’s Appointment in Samarra” — nobody said this was Art-Cinema or anything.) [back]

    [10] (Viz. a “neutral net processor” based on an “uncooled superconductor,” which I grieve to report is a conceit ripped off from Douglas Trumbull’s 1983 “Brainstorm.”) [back]

    [11] The industry term for getting your money back plus that little bit of extra that makes investing in a movie a decent investment is ROI, which is short for Return on Investment. [back]

    [12] Because Schwarzenegger — compared to whom Chuck Norris is Olivier — is not an actor or even a performer. He is a body, a form — the closest thing to an actual machine in the history of the S.A.G. Ahnode’s elite bankable status in 1991 was due entirely to the fact that James Cameron had had the genius to understand Schwarzenegger’s essential bionism and to cast him in “T1.” [back]

    [13] It augurs ill for both Furlong and Cameron that within minutes of John Connor’s introduction in the film we’re rooting vigorously for him to be Terminated. [back]

    [14] A complex and interesting scene where John and Sarah actually open up the Terminator’s head and remove Ahnode’s CPU and do some further reprogramming — a scene where we learn a lot more about neural net processors and Terminative anatomy, and where Sarah is strung out and has kind of an understandable anti-Terminator prejudice and wants to smash the CPU while she can, and where John asserts his nascent command presence and basically orders her not to — was cut from the movie’s final version. Cameron’s professed rational for cutting the scene was that the middle of the movie “dragged” and that the scene was too complex: “I could account for the Terminator’s behavior changes much more simply.” I submit that the Cameron of “T1″ and “Aliens” wouldn’t have talked this way. But another big-budget formula for ensuring ROI is that things must be made as simple for the audiences as possible; plot and character implausibilities are to be handled through distraction rather than resolved through explanation. [back]

    [15] (Around which the security must be shockingly lax.) [back]

    [16] That’s the movie’s main plot, but let’s observe here that one of “T2”’s subplots actually echoes Cameron’s Schwarzenegger dilemma and creates a kind of weird meta-cinematic irony. Whereas “T1″ had argued for a certain kind of metaphysical passivity (i.e., fate is unavoidable, and Skynet’s attempts to alter history serve only bring it about.) “Terminator 2″‘s metaphysics are more active. In “T2,” the Connors take a page from Skynet’s book and try to head off the foreordained nuclear holocaust, first by trying to kill Skynet’s inventor and then by destroying Cyberdyne’s labs and the 1st Terminator’s CPU (though why John Connor spends half the movie carrying the deadly CPU chip around in his pocket instead of just throwing it under the first available steamroller remains unclear and irksome). The point here is that the protagonists’ attempts to revise the “script” of history in “T2″ parallel the director’s having to muck around with “T2″‘s own script in order for Schwarzenegger to be in the movie. Multivalent ironies like this — which require that film audiences know all kinds of behind-the-scenes stuff from watching Entertainment Tonight and reading Premiere magazine — are not commercial postmodernism at it’s finest. [back]

    [17] (His hair doesn’t quite catch on fire in the molten steel, though, which provokes intriguing speculation on what it’s supposed to be made of.) [back]

    [The author of the novel “Infinite Jest,” David Foster Wallace has been called by The Guardian’s James Wood “a superb comedian of culture.” His new book, “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again,” is a collection of sharp, playful and humorous essays that touch on everything from David Lynch to the equivocal relationship between novelists and television. Full of astonishing verbal dexterity, impish wit and off-the-wall analysis, the is fresh, funny and hugely entertaining.

  22. swarez says:

    You really expect us to read all that Kurt? Pfft! This is the interweb man, we want shit this second, preferably in pornographic format.

  23. Henrik says:

    I read the article, not the footnotes, and the author is a moron, apparently claiming that T1 was an original masterpiece, void of any formula and pandering to it’s audience of idiots who wanted to see an Arnold-robot go on a rampage. The effects in the first one were great, and in the second one they are pornography? Give me a break.

    T1 and T2 are the same genre, banking on the same fetiches and same structure and formula, the second one just has better effects and action, thus is a better movie. If you want movies that don’t adhere to formulas and do not rely on an audience to pay to go see it, I suggest you look elsewhere than a movie called “The Terminator”, starring Arnold as a robot. There are better movies to hold up as what movies should be like, if you want Terminator and Arnold and robot-man action about the future, T2 is obviously the more pleasing choice.

    Kurt, you’re an idiot for thinking that this holds any water, why do you yourself, hold up T1 as the standard, when there are so many other movies to compare T2 against unfavorably. Do you also think that the effects and plot of T1 was original, amazing and completely fresh? If so, I question your brain.

  24. Kurt says:

    I happen to think T1 is way ahead of T2, I don’t agree with all of DFW’s opinions in that piece, but it is a well thought out piece, with interesting observations and a swell delivery.

    I think T1 is grittier and more memorable. Given the choice, I’d watch T1. Don’t get me wrong, I like me some T2 as well, particularly the sluice-drainage chase and Linda Hamilton’s Nightmare apocalypse dream sequence.

  25. Kurt says:

    OH, and DFW’s piece on David Lynch (which is way too long to cut and paste into the comments section) is here: http://www.geocities.com/~mikehartmann/papers/wallace.html

  26. Matt Gamble says:

    You realize Arnold was a nobody when Terminator came out, right? You can’t fetishize a non-commodity.

  27. rot says:

    almost done reading Kurt’s article post.

  28. Kurt Halfyard says:

    Not that long guys, has anyone ever attempted to swallow DFW’s mammoth INFINITE JEST??

  29. Rusty James says:

    I read it a while ago. Am I the only one who can’t stand this style of film criticism:

    It is, yes, true that Cameron’s Skynet is basically Kubrick’s HAL, and that most of “T1″’s time-travel paradoxes are reworkings of some fairly standard Bradbury-era science fiction themes, but “The Terminator” still has a whole lot to recommend it.

    That’s how he begins his praise of the original film. When you write like this it makes you seem like you’re labouring very hard to assert your superiority over you subject matter and your audience.
    It’s not even a valid criticism. Skynet is THE SAME THING as Hal? That’s not even debatable.

    He makes so valid points. I don’t necessarily dismiss the content of what he’s saying but his writing style is archaic. Guys like Vern have rendered it obsolete via his scathing satire.
    David Foster Wallace is on the wrong side of history with this.

  30. Goon says:

    T1 and T2 are among the most popular films I just don’t like. T1 = boring, T2 = annoying. Edward Furlong is excruciating to put up with, and I saw it way too far after Arnold was big, and just took him as a joke, and not in the usual Arnold=fun way.

  31. Henrik says:

    Arnold was not a fucking nobody. He had been in Pumping Iron and Conan the barbarian.

    Edward Furlong is not annoying in T2, he is believeable. Goon of course, has shitty taste in what is believeable, i advice he sticks to animated shit.

    “I think T1 is grittier and more memorable.”

    Alright. It’s still a worse movie. Great debate!

  32. Goon says:

    I guess I’ll only counter with saying you have shitty taste in what is annoying :P

    because Furlong is most certainly annoying.

  33. Matt Gamble says:

    Arnold was not a fucking nobody. He had been in Pumping Iron and Conan the barbarian.

    Uhh, Pumping Iron was barely seen by anyone. It had a tiny release, essentially going straight to video, and occasionally was shown on public television. It may have had notoriety (and even that is debatable until Arnold became a star) but it certainly wasn’t a money maker, nor an audience draw.

    That also doesn’t change the fact that almost every single film Arnold was in up to Terminator was a box office failure. The only success was Conan the Barbarian, and even that was screwed when Conan the Destroyer flopped. Arnold was not a box office draw, and in most instances was seen as a liability at the box office (see The Villain).

    So once again, you can’t fetishize a non-commodity, and before Terminator, Arnold was most certainly a non-commodity in Hollywood. Nobody knew what the hell to do with him, and it was Cameron who was the first to truly figure out how to play to Arnold’s limited strengths.

  34. Rusty James says:

    What you fail to realize Matt is that Hercules Goes Bananas was huge in Denmark.

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