Cinecast Episode 105: Assaninity
Episode 105:
LOADS of movie reviews on this show (My Name is Bruce, Dear Zachary, Milk, Australia, Happy-Go-Lucky, I’ve Loved You So Long); plus Gamble (Where the long Tail Ends) makes a cameo appearance once again to entertain with tales of The Punisher and other obscurities. Also a new TOP 5 list and DVD picks.
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Below the fold are the Show Notes…
Show notes for the Cinecast Episode 105:
- Intro music: :00 – 3:52
- Opening crap: :36 – 1:54
- Movies We Watched:
- – The Punisher 1:55 – 12:08
- – The Video Dead 12:09 – 13:18
- – Electric Dreams 13:19 – 20:46 - Milk: 38:56 – 50:55
- Australia: 50:56 – 59:12
- Happy-Go-Lucky: 59:13 – 1:19:14
- I’ve Loved You So Long: 1:19:15- 1:30:58
- Danny Boyle tangent: 1:30:59 – 1:33:22
- Top 5 List: 1:33:23 – 1:56:45
- DVD picks: 1:56:46 – 2:07:38
- Quick tangent on The Wrestler: 2:07:39 – 2:10:33
- Closing stuff: 2:10:34 – 2:17:13
- Outro Music: 2:12:38 – 2:18:53
- – My Name is Bruce 20:47 – 29:47
- – Dear Zachary 29:48 – 38:55
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What we watched lately:
Matt: Punisher: War Zone, The Video Dead (text commentary), Electric Dreams (Matt’s review)
Andrew: Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son (Jonathan’s post)
Kurt:
Electric Dreams trailer:
Top 5 Actors who played themselves in a movie:
Andrew:
5) Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore
4) John Malkovich: Being John Malkovich
3) Topher Grace: Ocean’s 11
2) Dustin Diamond (aka Screech): Made
1) Billy Zane: Zoolander
Sandler vs. Barker:
Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich:
Stars learning Poker:
Dustin Diamond in Made:
Billy Zane is badass:
Kurt:
5) Neil Patrick Harris: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
4) William Shatner: Free Enterprise
3) Alfred Molina: Coffee and Cigarettes
2) Jean Claude Van-Damme: JCVD
1) Maggie Cheung: Irma Vep
Doogie Hauser looking for pussy!:
Kirk:
Alfred Molina drinks coffee and smokes cigarettes:
JCVD:
Irma Vep:
Other stuff:
DVD Picks for Tuesday, December 9th:
Kurt:
Irma Vep

Blu-Ray

Andrew:
Lost: Season 4

Blu-Ray

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Pingback by Row Three Cinecast | Where the Long Tail Ends — December 10, 2008
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 10, 2008
Comment by kurt — December 10, 2008
Ted Danson
Richard Lewis
Ben Stiller
Wanda Sykes
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Mary Steenburgen
Michael York
Mel Brooks
David Schwimmer
Martin Scorsese
Jason Alexander
…. the list goes on and on.
Comment by Andrew James — December 10, 2008
Stewart and Winslet are great in Extras, but I think my favourites are Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliffe, and David Bowie on that show. Also David Bowie in Zoolander. Actually David Bowie in any movie makes it worth watching. Even Godawful crap like The Prestige and The Hunger.
I saw Neil Patrick Harris at the McDonald’s in Times Square in 2002. This was before his comeback with H&K or How I Met Your Mother. I didn’t even know who he was, but my best friend with me recognized him and noticed he had the same order as she did. We were too freaked out to talk to him though. That same day we met Alan Rickman outside his show Private Lives, and I asked him if he liked Dunkin Donuts, purely on the basis that his character does in two films. What a sad little idiotic teenager I was.
Comment by Ashley — December 10, 2008
Comment by Rusty James — December 10, 2008
Coffee & Cigarettes has some great ones. I would single out Iggy Pop and Tom Waits.
Comment by Rusty James — December 10, 2008
Comment by Rusty James — December 10, 2008
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 10, 2008
Comment by kurt — December 10, 2008
Comment by kurt — December 10, 2008
“I’ll go on record saying that THE PRESTIGE is a better film than THE DARK KNIGHT.”
Such courage.
Comment by Henrik — December 10, 2008
I want my picture taken with JCVD too dammit!
Comment by Goon — December 10, 2008
Comment by Aaron — December 10, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 10, 2008
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 10, 2008
And if I had stayed my Top 5 would have been:
5) Bruce Springsteen – High Fidelity
4) Andy Dick – My Date with Drew
3) Tencious D – Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
2) The Muppets – The Muppet Movie
1) Take your pick – The Player
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 10, 2008
the Tenacious D movie was quite disappointing overall, they should have made it more of a non stop musical and bit the bullet and used songs from the first album too. oh well. it still has its moments. of all things i get a kick of Tim Robbins’ failure to scootch over on the stool. The commentary track is good.
If i see The Man Who Fell to Earth, it will be because I’m going to be stuck in Edmonton, and pretty much NOTHING is playing there that I want to see except for Milk, which is probably still too far out of the way of where i’ll be. Every theater has the same lineup. Oh boy, do I see Four Christmases, Twilight or Australia? WHEE.
Comment by Goon — December 10, 2008
Comment by Goon — December 10, 2008
Comment by Andrew James — December 11, 2008
I would almost like this movie better if the main character was not Milk, but someone else in the community – his constiuents, so to speak, that were being persecuted. The kid in the wheelchair who calls from Minnesota is maybe the most interesting thing here. I would like to know more about THAT story.
As I said though: excellently directed. There is a scene with Penn and Luna in bed and the way the scene is shot is gorgeous [insert joke here].
Though for my money, I’d rather Van Sant was doing his other, more experimental stuff. While I pretty much hated Gerry from start to finish, I think it’s much more interesting work. LOVED Elephant and planning on visiting “Last Days” as soon as my Christmas project has concluded.
Comment by Andrew James — December 11, 2008
Comment by Kurt — December 11, 2008
But thanks for the tip, I’ll be sure to check that store out!
Kurt: I really wanted to like The Prestige, I really really did. Nolan, Bale, Jackman, Bowie, how could it go wrong? I came out of the theatre thinking “well that part was good,” and “I liked that scene,” but overall I had a hard time embracing it, and as time has passed, I’ve pretty much started to resent the movie. The two lead characters were incredibly vengeful, and not in the wicked-fun way like the Joker was in The Dark Knight. There was no one to cheer for. I hated both of them.
Comment by Ashley — December 11, 2008
Comment by Andrew James — December 11, 2008
and then you spoil the Prestige ending…
What kind of monster are you?
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
I think they run parallel with the people that would find Poppy from Happy-Go-Lucky annoying and not annoying.
for the record and I am a pro-Poppy, pro-Prestige kinda guy.
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
Comment by Goon — December 11, 2008
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
As for Zachary, I guess it could be a spoiler technically, but you find out who kills him in the first ten minutes of the movie, so. Is it a spoiler to say that Gabriel Byrne is killed in “The Usual Suspects?” It happens right away, so it’s not like I’m ruining much.
BTW, Harvey Milk is shot and killed as well.
Comment by Andrew James — December 11, 2008
Its in the trailer so it isn’t some big secret.
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 11, 2008
Comment by Goon — December 11, 2008
I tend to avoid trailers for documentaries altogether, with a regular film you can work your way around the details of the plot to make something grab you, but documentaries, or at least talking heads documentaries, they are giving you the exposition, and there is an added need to show the best bits because its a documentary, people need coaxing, and inevitably they give away some of the best stuff…
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
to like the Prestige is to like a certain complexity to your storytelling, and the Illusionist is very conventional that way, one could even say there is something of conservative versus liberal attitudes at work on how one enjoys these films.
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
The Illusionist is comfort food. The Prestige pushes the envelope in nearly every way. And people get hung up on the ’somewhat obvious’ plot twist, which is almost completely besides the point in The Prestige (and that is necessary for The Illusionists ’story-driven’ nature). My favourite part of The Prestige is the delving into the collective psychology of a time when Electricity, Air-Flight, Telephone and Radio were all hitting society in rapid-fire. Inventions so marvelous that they seemed like magic. And that these inventions had consequences, many of them deadly, is nicely illustrated by the ‘disappearing bird’ trick which is really the entire focus of the film. Certainly in the past few years of big-budget blockbusters, this is a bonafide “Great Movie”.
Comment by Kurt — December 11, 2008
likewise, socially liberal opinions aspire to variety and complexity?
maybe the danger is assuming that to be the same with one’s film tastes? I guess… but the same motivations to one’s political preferences are not exclusive to aesthetic preferences.
there is a reason that rural factory workers like Tim Allen movies. I say this from experience.
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 11, 2008
Actually, maybe I haven’t stated it here before but I am conservative in some ways, I see the benefits of both, but aesthetically I do lean towards things that challenge me and work outside of a comfort zone, value is not added because they conform to something, but value is added if it extends beyond familiar territory (so long as it is a means not an end).
This is why I do not get quite as excited as everyone else here about genre films, and film geek hipsterism, unless, like I said, it is used as a means, not an end.
Comment by rot — December 11, 2008
I liked The Illusionist better because it had better acting, better music and was more concerned with characters than plot.
Comment by Henrik — December 11, 2008
Anyone who elevates The Prestige above its simplistic and purposely obvious nature is simply advertising their gullibility.
This game is fun. Wheeeee!!!
BTW – I didn’t love either. Which pretty much ruins this whole ridiculous exercise.
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 11, 2008
Comment by Henrik — December 11, 2008
But I did get out to Happy-Go-Lucky today. Thanks again Andrew and Kurt, I’m going to listen to your debate again tomorrow, now that I know what you’re talking about. I can’t decide if I loved the movie or not. I definitely liked it more than I thought I would. But I wanted to slap some sense into Poppy in many scenes, and that final scene ticked me off. Sally Hawkins reminds me of Rachel Griffiths, with more talent. The physical resemblance is uncanny. I started to like her about half way through, but I also wonder how Hawkins was able to get into that frame of mind, especially when her character did really stupid things.
Comment by Ashley — December 11, 2008
It’s a fun game. The Prestige still rocks my boat. It’ll age better than the somewhat wonky editing of The Dark Knight. It is also a little less clumsy with its themes and message-mongering.
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 11, 2008
Bob Dylan (and M. Night Shyamalan) would have a bone to pick with you.
Comment by Henrik — December 11, 2008
Roman Polanski raped me…
in my opinion, anyways.
Comment by Goon — December 11, 2008
Even the most gradiose of opinions can have a kernel of truth nestled in them.
and Matt, I bet you are the kind of guy that would let Tarantino’s grandiose opinion slide, that there are two types of people in the world, those who love Elvis and those who love the Beattles.
That said, in retrospect Prestige/Illusionist do not have enough of a contrast to work in the way was thinking, and it is not about ‘loving’ one over the other, its about preference, but there is enough in Prestige to still like it despite its stylistic ambitions, a better analogy would be one where its harder to get around those ambitions.
I assume that was the grandiose opinion being challenged, not the parallel between political and aesthetical preferences, because I am willing to defend that one. Living in a town of 14,000 for some fifteen years, with one theater, its not a coincidence the sort of films that caught the imagination of this very conservative rural town, and the absence of films with any hint of challenge.
Comment by rot — December 12, 2008
Comment by Goon — December 12, 2008
Comment by rot — December 12, 2008
Once again, you dumbfound me with your attack. I have no idea what to say to this, I don’t understand what it is I have done.
I usually hate plots. The more complicated they are, the worse they are. Unless they are constructed with brilliance and surprise you, like Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories or the play Dangerous Liaisons where the story becomes utterly unpredictable, it’s a snoozefest. Sorry if you get tired of that Goon. Well, sorry for you mostly, but we’ve been there.
I think I in many ways have been coerced into playing an agent on chaos on this website rot, so it’s an obvious association. The Joker is violent though, which will ultimately be his downfall. I refuse to let my person be defined by physicality.
Comment by Henrik — December 12, 2008
Comment by Goon — December 12, 2008
Come on Kurt, you gave TDK 4.5 stars and were comparing it to No Country and Zodiac. A “thinking man’s comic book film” you said, which is the kind of blatant classism that you and rot fallback on time and again when defending films you enjoy. As if only educated and enlightened individuals can like the movies you do, and anything else is beneath you.
Which begs the question, why don’t the two of you share the same opinions on films as the equally enlightened Henrik?
and Matt, I bet you are the kind of guy that would let Tarantino’s grandiose opinion slide, that there are two types of people in the world, those who love Elvis and those who love the Beattles.
Nope. I think anyone who would rather simplify and stultify individuality by trying to process it into easy to digest compartments is missing the entire point. It is a rigid and conforming outlook that I simply do not subscribe to.
Hell, Mad Men does a similar thing by claiming every woman is either a Marilyn or a Jackie, but then quickly admits that the entire exercise falls apart with even the tiniest bit of effort or knowledge because the whole concept is dumb.
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 12, 2008
Here’s the thing Matt: EVERYTHING IS A GENERALIZATION. we are all talking shit if you want to get down to the nitty gritty, particularly when talking about issues of taste, anytime you use the word ‘they’ you are undermining individuality, so please, spare me the lecture.
I like to say grandiose things because it gets reactions, people’s ears perk up when someone actually marks a line in the sand, it gets people talking… my tactic is to start off with something grandiose, let people get hot and bothered, and then break down the issues, discuss them, refine them. It wasn’t a coincidence the best discussion about gay rights came from David’s divisive opinions… we wouldn’t of had any conversation without someone sticking their neck out and having an opinion, dare it be a contrary opinion.
I would have thought you knew this is how it works, you are one of the instigators, or are your opinions untainted by rhetorical flourish?
but getting back to the class thing:
I am an out and out egoist, I have never hid that, I trust my opinions, particularly aesthetic tastes. I prefer movies that give me something new, that challenge me, that shake me from my comfort level. Its not so much intellectual elitism, its being bored with familiarity. Different people have different thresholds, my threshold is pretty high.
Comment by rot — December 12, 2008
If we could modify the style sheet so the text in the comment box were darker against the light background it would be great.
Comment by Rusty James — December 12, 2008
Maybe it sounds like I’m bashing TDK more than I am, because I’m comparing it directly to THE PRESTIGE. I think TDK isn’t going to age as well. But as comic book movies go, yea TDK is one of the best. Period.
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 12, 2008
I like the all caps emphasis. It makes you sound even more unhinged for liking that movie as much as you do.
Comment by Matt Gamble — December 12, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 12, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 12, 2008
Comment by Andrew James — December 12, 2008
Duchovny does give good cameo (as in FULL FRONTAL). But David Bowie was flat (I do see the Zane awesomeness, but Stiller and Wilson were too idiotic (even by their standards) to really get the comedy. Just not my thing.
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 12, 2008
Comment by Andrew James — December 12, 2008
I love Zoolander. I mean its not the funniest movie of all time or anything, but its one of those rare cases of a modern movie being funny without having to rely on a lot of swearing or crude humor. It actually is pretty innocent. Way back when Jay and Sean had a radio show in St. Catharines, they were reviewing it and Sean was so-so about it, and I drove right up to their (then) studio at Brock radio to defend it. Was kind of a weird lame thing to do, but I was that bored. It happened. This was wow, 7 years ago now.
I definitely liked it a hell of a lot more than Tropic Thunder. Zoolander definitely has Owen Wilson’s best non-Wes Anderson comedy performance.
Comment by Goon — December 12, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — December 13, 2008
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