Well Kurt used the greatest trailer ever made for the Canadian version of Thanksgiving, so the best I can do is provide you all with some laughs. Here is a list of things you can only get away with saying today…
– Talk about a huge breast!
– Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
– It’s Cool Whip time!
– If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
– Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
– I’m in the mood for dark meat.
– Are you ready for seconds yet?
– It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
– Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
– Don’t play with your meat.
– Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
– Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
– I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
– You still have a little bit on your chin.
– How long will it take after you stick it in?
– You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
– Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
– That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
– How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
Happy Thanksgiving from Row Three!