Happy Thanksgiving… again.

Well Kurt used the greatest trailer ever made for the Canadian version of Thanksgiving, so the best I can do is provide you all with some laughs. Here is a list of things you can only get away with saying today…

– Talk about a huge breast!
– Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
– It’s Cool Whip time!
– If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
– Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
– I’m in the mood for dark meat.
– Are you ready for seconds yet?
– It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
– Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
– Don’t play with your meat.
– Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
– Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
– I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
– You still have a little bit on your chin.
– How long will it take after you stick it in?
– You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
– Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
– That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
– How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

Happy Thanksgiving from Row Three!
Gobble gobble!

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David
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Happy Thanks giving Andrew James!

Also, thanks for you comments on "tolerance" over at the Milk review thread! I hadn't posted or responded for an entire day, yet they somehow found something more to add, even without any of my own comments! As you stated, some people are simply unwilling to approach a topic altruistically, but rather, only to further their own self-righteous ideals. At that point, it's more like bashing two rocks together than solving an equation.

Still, thanks again!

rot
Guest

" some people are simply unwilling to approach a topic altruistically, but rather, only to further their own self-righteous ideals."

so, David you are using reason for your opinions then?

The funny thing about reason is you can actually disprove statements by either contradiction or inconsistency, and so there is no self-righteous ideals to worry about… you just need to be willing to die by the same sword you wield. Do you care to challenge your own opinions?

Matt Gamble
Guest

Don't feed the trolls.

Marina Antunes
Admin

Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends! Stay away from those nasty food comas!

Ashley
Guest

I experienced a food coma today, and I'm not even American. Those Johnny Rockets burgers are dangerous … but so good!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone south of the border. 🙂

Goon
Guest

I ate so much on Canadian thanksgiving that a Turkey Time Bomb has today made post one into just a blur of pixels. They sing to me "Swing low, sweet chariot…"

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