Witness the Awfulness: JJ Abram’s Star Trek (UPDATED: Hi-res)
While the first full trailer for J.J. Abrams’ reboot of classic Trek was supposed to be in front of my screening of Quantum of Solace, it was not. A quick google search found the below (admittedly grungy) Youtube version and (lo and behold) who knew that the first 20 seconds would be indistinguishable from the Fast and The Furious 4 trailer? Wait it gets worse. Over-amped visuals lots of motorcycles and a woman (Uhura?) taking her top off. This is not your pappy’s Trek. Frankly, the whole thing looks silly. Sillier than the original than the detractors make the Original Series to be, and all the worse for wear with its new glossy sheen. At least the ship looks good. People are actually excited about this? Looks like Abrams is doing to Star Trek what he did with the Mission Impossible 3: Simply make a fragile franchise much, much worse off.
At this point, if a studio is willing to pony up so much cash to a TV director/producer. I’d much rather see Serenity 2.
Things get ugly Under the Seat.
UPDATE: New Hi-res version now available!

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Comment by Ross Miller — November 16, 2008
Comment by Shelagh — November 16, 2008
Comment by El Gringo — November 16, 2008
This will be the 4th Star Trek film released in the summer, and the 1st since the dreadful FINAL FRONTIER in 1989.
I’m still looking forward to seeing it, but I share Kurt’s concern.
Comment by Dave — November 16, 2008
Seriously though, I like the back story idea. How well it plays out we’ll have to see. I wouldn’t say I’m excited about the movie - certainly not this trailer, but I admit they’ve got my money already.
Drew out.
Comment by Andrew James — November 16, 2008
Comment by Andy — November 16, 2008
The trailer does look a tad cheesy, but I’ll give it the benefit of a doubt. I think seeing an official high-def release might help. I’ve seen way worse trailers that ended up being great movies. I don’t think this early promo will turn off the hardcore fans. It may scare some of the general population away, but positive reviews and word-of-mouth will bring them right back.
Comment by Ashley — November 16, 2008
But I like Abrams as a director, his MI3 is the best of the series.
Comment by swarez — November 16, 2008
Comment by Henrik — November 16, 2008
Comment by kurt — November 16, 2008
Comment by Henrik — November 16, 2008
Also, don’t you Henrik drop little casual dismissal bombs with regularity.
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — November 16, 2008
I didn’t mean that you couldn’t dismiss things with any sort of regularity you want, I just find it strange that MI:3 is a movie that you hate. Like I said, how good could it have been, really?
Comment by Henrik — November 16, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — November 16, 2008
From what I’ve put together about Abrams he thrives on geek reference shit like this but then cheaply throws together whatever images and sounds on the screen by use of some formula whereby the amount of decentcy is arrived at in which to keep audiences from straight walking out of theaters. I think we all (or most of us) have sympathy for Abrams b/c of LOST, but think about Cloverfield. Does that have any rewatchability value at all?
Comment by stump — November 16, 2008
Comment by Henrik — November 16, 2008
Comment by stump — November 16, 2008
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — November 16, 2008
Comment by stump — November 16, 2008
I could list dozens upon dozens of shows I can’t stand, even non-serialized programs that require a nice little bow wrapping everything up at the end of each ep, that I wouldn’t dare call a ‘void of intelligence’. Lost has been extremely groundbreaking as well in how modern drama is taken care of on network television, and that it still has such a devoted fanbase should count for something. It didn’t get abandoned the second another show found out how to work the same format smarter or better.
Comment by Goon — November 16, 2008
Abrams came up with the concept of trying to come up with some new American monster franchise type thing, it was handed to Goddard (one of Lost’s main writers) to put together, and Reeves just went with it. I think the direction in Cloverfield is underrated. I mean we all know how many stupid unrealistic things happen, but the way its all put together is a lot tougher than it looks. Abrams keeps so busy that I would need convincing that Reeves was just a day to day man.
Comment by Goon — November 16, 2008
Comment by Henrik — November 16, 2008
Hey, 1 million flies can’t be wrong - eat the shit!
Comment by Henrik — November 16, 2008
Comment by stump — November 16, 2008
As long as we agree that something is shit, we can then depart as friends realizing that some are flies and some are humans.
Comment by Henrik — November 17, 2008
Comment by Goon — November 17, 2008
Comment by swarez — November 17, 2008
As far as I’m concerned you can’t get much more for your TV time than Lost.
Comment by Ross Miller — November 17, 2008
Thank you..
Comment by Ross Miller — November 17, 2008
Does the world need a “Star Trek: The Fast and The Federation”?
Comment by kurt — November 17, 2008
And Lost is the best show on television. Period.
Comment by Ashley — November 17, 2008
Ding! That is correct.
Comment by Andrew James — November 17, 2008
As for this trailer, I thought Kurt *had* posted the wrong trailer - until they started to talk. I’m not excited or impressed and like Ashley individually, I have high hopes for most of the cast but this trailer does nothing for me. It doesn’t even feel like Star Trek - like Kurt hinted at, it feels more like The Fast and the Furious in Space.
Comment by Marina Antunes — November 17, 2008
Comment by Kurt — November 17, 2008
1) The hi-def version is way better and gives me a bit more hope.
2) I didn’t realize it was Bruce Greenwood (The Core, 13 Days) until I saw this hi-def version.
3) Is anyone gonna mention the major lack of lack of emotion coming from Spock? Attacking people and getting angry doesn’t seem very Vulcan-istic to me.
Comment by Andrew James — November 18, 2008
The HI DEF version of the trailer is of course way better and has a punch that it was otherwise lacking in the youtube version.
But of course they are focusing on the action to draw in the crowd. There are some great visuals in this, my favorite being the gigantic buildings in the distance when Kirk his riding his bike. Love that look.
Comment by swarez — November 18, 2008
Story, storytelling and science fiction elements that are scaring me. This looks like an action picture first, everything else second.
Comment by Kurt Halfyard — November 18, 2008
Comment by Andrew James — November 20, 2008