Movie Speeches: Where’s the Tylenol?
Written By: Andrew James
Occasionally a speech comes along that isn’t meant to inspire or rally the troops or the like. Sometimes a character has to just get something off their chest. Juliet did something like that from her balcony and Derek Zoolander said a few words at his friend’s funeral. But no one has ever been able to convey anger and emotion as effectively as the likes of Clark W. Griswold Jr. “We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin’ Kaye!”











The speech is priceless. Could be my favorite rant ever. Let’s not forget that Chevy Chase did actually used to be a very funny man.
Comment by Andy — November 11, 2008 @ 8:21 pm
Comment by Ashley Townsend — November 11, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
“SQUIRREL!”
Comment by Domenic — November 12, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Comment by Jonathan B. — November 17, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
“I like you Betty.”
“That’s Danny, sir.”
“Danny.”
I miss funny Chevy Chase.
Comment by Andy — November 17, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
“Everyday.”
“Good; so what’s the problem?”
Must’ve watched this movie 4000 times in college.
Comment by Andrew James — November 18, 2008 @ 12:32 am
“oh it looks good on you though.”
Not to mention the AMAZING car horn.
Comment by Andrew James — November 18, 2008 @ 12:33 am