So it’s Friday morning and you’re jazzed because once today’s grueling work in the spice mines is over, you have two days off to do whatever you choose; hang out at Tosche Station or cruise down Naboo lane looking for chicks in your new T-16 Sky Hopper. Either way though, to get through today, it is important to have a nutritious breakfast. And what better way to start your day than with a nice, fresh slice of Darth Vader!?

That’s right my young padawans, for 55 bucks over at the Star Wars shop, you can have your very own will of the minds each morning with none other than The Dark Lord himself. Then eat him.

Will the wonder of technology never cease to amaze?