2009 Oscar Pool

What in the wide world of sports? PG Porn?

October 9th, 2008
Written By: Jonathan B.

Let me start off by quoting PG porn creator James Gunn, writer and director of Slither, from his website:

How many times have you been watching a great porn film - you’re really enjoying the story, the acting, the cinematography - when, all of the sudden, they ruin everything with PEOPLE HAVING SEX? A bunch of times, right? That’s why I, along with my brothers Brian and Sean, have created JAMES GUNN’S PG-PORN. It’s pornography everyone can enjoy, not just perverts. You and your grandmother, for instance, could sit down together and enjoy some nice clean smut. Or your kids could come home from school, and the whole family could gather around the computer and not-jerk-off to some porn embedded with deep traditional values.

I think we can all relate. We skip through the channels late at night and stop on Cinemax because the movie looks interesting. Hey, this looks interesting, we say. This man is going to see his doctor for a physical. Oh no, Dr. John Smith is not in today, says the secretary, but Dr. Leggs McFuchme is and she is just as qualified. Here there is some good character development, we find out that the man has been having troubles with his wife at home and cannot get an erection. Can she help, maybe prescribe him with something? he asks. That is when they ruin it with the sex and it is even further ruined when a promiscuous nurse and the secretary come in and join them in their disgusting orgy of sin.

James Gunn is onto something here with this PG Porn idea and movie stars including Nathan Fillion and Michael Rosenbaum see the potential and are getting in on the action…… by leaving out the action. Below, you can watch this first short starring Nathan Fillion titled “Nailing Your Wife” that was released yesterday.

8 response about What in the wide world of sports? PG Porn? »

  1. Oh man, that’s so funny. I couldn’t stop laughing at the end…although I felt kinda odd and nervous during the early parts. Ahem.

    Comment by Richard Brunton (Filmstalker) — October 9, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

  2. Oh dear. I fell off my chair I laughed so hard.

    James Gunn rocks but Captain Tightpants is THE MAN!

    Comment by Marina Antunes — October 9, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  3. Thanks for making my day. Fillion RULZ!

    “Whaddya mean?” - lol

    Comment by Andrew James — October 9, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

  4. Hahahaha, I love how Fillion adopted the BAD BAD BAD acting you only see in porn movies. Can’t wait for chapter two!

    Comment by Ashley Townsend — October 9, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

  5. Nice. Captain Tightpants indeed.

    Comment by kurt — October 9, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

  6. So, does he fix the cable?

    Comment by kurt — October 9, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

  7. I agree with Ashley. The porno acting was HILARIOUS!

    Comment by Andy — October 9, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

  8. “So, does he fix the cable?”

    Does it matter???? If he just stands around I’ll look at him rather than the TV.

    Oops. Did I say that out loud? ;)

    Comment by Marina Antunes — October 10, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

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