• Review: Vicky Christina Barcelona

    Vicky Christina Barcelona One Sheet

    In Bernardo Bertolucci‘s The Sheltering Sky, John Malkovich and Deborah Winger explain the philosophical difference between a Traveler and a Tourist, the former going all the way, immersing himself in the experience, the latter (spoken derisively) opting for the sites and gently drifting along before going home. Woody Allen, and the American ladies whose names form the title of his latest film, Vicky Christina Barcelona, are most definitely tourists. That is not to say that the film is as dreadful as some of Allen‘s recent work (Match Point being a notable exception in this century). It is really quite a lot of fun, a breezy cinematic truffle that plays very much like Woody‘s Spanish vacation, filming a lot of the picturesque sites of Barcelona as well as the island of Oviedo.

    The film’s ho-hum first half hour introduces the attractive Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Christina (current muse Scarlett Johansson in her third outing with Allen) as they are arriving in Barcelona for an extended summer stay. This is done in one of the most grating voice-overs in recent memory, the purpose of which seems to exist to either add bits of exposition and flavour that were not organically integrated into the script (perchance a result of Allen popping out a film a year) or simply make the film feel like it is moving forward while Vicky and Christina sit in cabs or take pictures in the various marketplaces. While the ladies are dining together in a cafe, Juan Antonio, a well known local painter, known as much for his work as for the fact that his ex-wife public stabbed him with a knife during a heated argument, comes over to their table with the bald and bold suggestion that they both have sex with him during a weekend island getaway. A small plane is standing by. They go because Christina wants to, and Vicky, the practical one with a wall-street drone of a fiance, decides she should act as a chaperon. The sex does not go according to plan, and Juan spends a surprising amount of time talking about his Ex, even during the seduction of both ladies.

    Despite all of this talk of three ways and plenty of attractive flesh on display, the film is a tad bland and a more than a bit boring during all of this. Javier Bardem hams it up as the Spanish, sensitive super-stud, Hall is fine and Johansson is much better than she was in Match Point. The film comes alive when Penelope Cruz enters the picture. After being hinted at and talked about, much like Harry Lime in The Third Man, she drops on the picture like a nuclear bomb bringing everything to life. Juan Antonio is in a semi-serious relationship with Christina which expands to include ex-wife María Elena. The film spends much of the remainder skimming the surface of American ‘puritan values’ and the desire to ‘let loose in Europe’ hampered by an inability to follow through. It turns this over using both Vicky and Christina’s relationship to Juan Antonio. And by the arrival of Vicky’s LaCoste and Dockers wearing fiance, Doug. Handsome yet bland, Doug is the ‘villain of the piece’ if only because he is constantly mauled by the films romanticism of the Christina-Juan Antonio-María Elena threesome. I’m curious what Tom Cruise would have brought to this performance, because Chris Messina keeps seeming to affect a Cruise-like manner (and there is the whole former Cruise/Cruz relationship which could have brought in a bit of meta playfulness). As Vicky-Doug seem to be floundering, even after their quick marriage in Barcelona, the threesome seems to be a hive of creativity and sexual energy. It turns out that Christina is the cool buffer that prevents tempestuous eruptions of Juan Antonio and María Elena bound together, but the nature of an American tourist in Spain begins to get fickle after the summer starts to run out. Things get complicated once again involving Vicky and some meddling by her Barcelona host, Patricia Clarkson (wasted in miniscule supporting role which mainly consists of greeting people as they get out of cars) and come to rather abrupt, somewhat satisfying, if only for its slightly non-standard, conclusion.

    Despite its somewhat slapdash nature, and annoying voice-over, Vicky Christina Barcelona is a pleasant enough diversion which blossoms to full entertainment any time Penelope Cruz thunders into the frame. Her chemistry with Johansson and Bardem are the selling point of the feature, captured nicely in the films catchy One Sheet. Too bad that Rebecca Hall is really the main arc of the film, it dampens the fun promise of a romp in Spain. Ahh, the romantic celebration of tourism!

     

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7 Comments


  1. Andrew James says:

    The film comes alive when Penelope Cruz enters the picture. After being hinted at and talked about, much like Harry Lime in The Third Man, she drops on the picture like a nuclear bomb bringing everything to life.

    Well, duh.

  2. Henrik says:

    Alright review, abit heavy on the plot-exposition. One thing though: I find it incredibly annoying to read all the names in italics. It reads like when you read a wedding invitation and it’s Greetings “NAME”. We would like to see you at “PLACE” on the “DATE”.

  3. kurt says:

    @Henrik: “abit heavy on the plot-exposition”

    There isn’t much to say about VCB outside of hinting at plot stuff (there is no shortage of plot in this film, the above only scratches the surface). The movie isn’t too deep. It is quite funny though from about the 1/2 way point onward. Maybe I should have been a bit more brief in the wording…

    @Andrew – Your Cruz obsession aside, I think she has generally been blah in her English language films. She sucked the life out of Blow (ha) in any scene she was in, and was pretty bad in Vanilla Sky, Gothika and Sahara. On the other hand, she is pretty solid in Obre Los Ojos. I’ve not seen any of her work in Almodovar’s films, but thus far, she is far a better actress speaking spanish than speaking English, or the films have been that way. In VCB she is 90% speaking Spanish, 10% English, but 100% fun to watch.

  4. Andrew James says:

    No arguments here. Her Spanish speaking roles are far better. But to be fair, it’s not necessarily her acting, but the parts she picks (Bandidas, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, All the Pretty Horses – which could’ve been great if the studio hadn’t fucked with it).
    Though I disagree with you on Blow (the scene where she flips in the car) and Vanilla Sky (“I’ll see you in the next life when we are both cats”). But in general, I agree. Pick up:

    Volver
    All About My Mother
    Belle Epoque

    The girl CAN act. Can’t wait to see this movie and also Elegy with Hopper, Kingsley and Clarkson next to her.

  5. Henrik says:

    Was All About My Mother the one where they watched All About Eve? That movie sucked monkeyballs.

  6. Andrew James says:

    Rewatched this last night and found the story to be somewhat (as you labeled perfectly in the above review) bland – though I didn’t find the voiceover narration as grating as you did; in fact I thought it fit pretty well.

    At any rate, the film soars with its central performances. Javier Bardem is way better than I remember him being and Penny lights up the screen – obviously, hence her little gold statue she got for this one. Rebecca Hall is a nice fresh face as well. Though once the story goes back to Hall’s thread after having spent time with the Cruz character, it’s a let down and almost excruciating.

    But Johansson is the one who is surprising to me upon this second viewing. I mostly think she sucks in just about everything but for some reason really pulls off something interesting in this movie. There’s a subtlety to her brash character in certain scenes that had me raising my eyebrows a tad. I’ll see this again in a couple of years I’m sure and probably enjoy it even more.

    • Andrew James says:

      Oh, and while I prefer the earthier, colder tones of something like the gorgeously made The Ghost Writer, I did really like enjoying the scenery and excellent cinematography within northern and eastern Barcelona.

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