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MTV Award Nominees

by Andrew James
May 7th, 2008

MTV Movie Awards: Are they serious with this?For some reason I’m obsessed with award ceremonies. Yes, even the MTV awards were of some interest in the past. Not for their necessity and obviously not for taking them serious or giving films any sort of leg up (if anything, it probably hinders a film’s credibility - at least those of us in the above 13 age group).

But in the past, I always liked some of the more fun awards (best fight, best kiss, etc). Not to mention we now have the most ridiculous category of all time: “Best Summer Movie So Far” - what the fuck is that? But I also always liked how they at least tried to recognize comedy (unlike the Oscars). So yeah, they mean nothing, they’re pretty shallow and petty and ultimately stupid; but for some reason The MTV Movie Awards are entertaining and I can’t not look.

And this year, the nominees are so utterly preposterous that I can’t see how you can NOT be interested in this. I mean seriously, when you’ve got an award show in which the nominees for best picture include I Am Legend (I wonder if MTV has a vested interest in Will Smith?) and National Treasure 2, how can you not watch this? It’s like the Uwe Boll version of award shows. So without any further commentary (I leave that to you), the nominees for the 2008 MTV Movie Awards are:

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I’m already laughing my ass off and I haven’t even seen the winners yet.

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13 Comments »

  1. So, basically, this is almost an unironic version of the Razzies?

    Comment by Kurt Halfyard — May 7, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

  2. Basically. Aside from the Amy Adams nods and Javier Bardem.

    I mean, are they serious with this? Best female performce = Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean 3!?? MAYBE in Atonement, but for fuck sake!

    Comment by Andrew James — May 7, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

  3. fingers crossed for I Am Legend

    Comment by rot — May 7, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  4. This show has always been a bit off, but this could quite possibly be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

    Comment by Birdman — May 7, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

  5. I’m not that familiar with the MTV Awards. I would like to know who nominates the films. Is our movie culture based on self-fulfilling prophecies brought on by the critics and journalists?

    Comment by Joseph — May 7, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

  6. My picks - mark ‘em now people cause I’m winning the jackpot:

    BEST MOVIE

    * Transformers

    BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

    * Shia Lebeouf (Transformers)

    BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

    * Jessica Biel (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)

    BEST VILLAIN

    * Angelina Jolie (Beowulf)

    BEST FIGHT

    * Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming (Rush Hour 3)

    BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

    * Johnny Depp (Pirates 3)

    BEST BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE

    * Zac Efron (Hairspray)

    BEST KISS

    * Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman (Step Up 2 the Streets )

    BEST SUMMER MOVIE… SO FAR

    * Speed Racer

    Booooyahh.

    Comment by Marina Antunes — May 7, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

  7. It was more ridiculous last year when they had the “Best movie you haven’t seen yet” category, just to get Transformers in there somewhere. I think it is Viacom that owns both MTV and Paramount right?

    Comment by Henrik — May 7, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

  8. If Row Three wants to do a contest, I will gladly supply one of the shitty movies I’ve had to review for UGO as the winning prize.

    Comment by Matt Gamble — May 7, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  9. Hey Joseph, I’m pretty sure it’s the fans that place their votes via phone, web site or txt messaging. I could be wrong about that though.

    And Henrik, good point about Viacom owning the properties.

    Comment by Andrew James — May 7, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

  10. This just goes to prove once again that this is the most idiotic movie awards show on the planet. Best Female Performance - Jessica Biel for Chuck & Larry?! Best Fight - AVP 2?! And yes - having I Am Legend, National Treasure 2, Transformers and Pirates 3 in the Best Movie catagory?! Even though I complain sometimes about some of the films that get recognition at the Oscars (e.g. mediocre films getting lots of noms because of a single amazing lead performance) I would much rather have that than the popular films being nominated just because the majority has heard of/seen them.

    Comment by Ross Miller — May 8, 2008 @ 4:48 am

  11. “Once” is nowhere to be seen. I thought this was MUSIC television’s awards. Again - ridiculous.

    Comment by Andrew James — May 8, 2008 @ 8:30 am

  12. And by having some good noms such as Bardem and Washington it’s like rubbing all of us who see sense’s noses in it….lol like we care! Mwuah ha ha!

    Comment by Ross Miller — May 8, 2008 @ 8:51 am

  13. I like Andrew because of all the things he chooses to go to the mattresses for he picks The MTV Movie Awards and Iron Man.

    Comment by Matt Gamble — May 8, 2008 @ 9:04 am

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