Archive for March, 2008

  • Because it’s Friday Afternoon

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    Press play and continue reading to enjoy this post properly. Feel free to don a rain coat and dance back and forth and groove a little if it helps. Then axe your boss to death before leaving the office for the weekend. Cheers!

    Bateman“Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your a$$hole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.”

  • Battlestar Galactica Streams into Season Four

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    Legs in front!

    Us fans of a few entertainment outlets other than film have had a long hard road over the last year as we impatiently wait for season four of the much beloved reboot of Battlestar Galactica. Yes, an entire frakking year!

    Last night at the Morgan Library in New York, there was a panel discussion with series executive producers David Eick and Ron Moore and nine of the show’s stars in which it was revealed that BSG junkies can get their fix online 10 hours before the show airs on TV. The final season premiere will stream live on SciFi.com (where you can already get full, past episodes right now if you’re so inclined) from noon to 1 p.m. (EST) April 4.

    There’re a bunch more tidbits of info discussed by the panel including the possibility of a BSG prequel, a new series of webisodes, feature length film(?) and what it’s like to find out you’re a cylon. I actually breezed over the article a little bit, but determined that it could potentially be spoilerific (depending on your definition), so I didn’t really read much of it. But feel free to head over to Wired and check it out for yourself if you’re so inclined. In the meantime, only about a week left til we finally get to see what happens next – ten hours earlier than everyone else if you don’t mind watching it on your computer monitor.

  • Screen Shot Quiz #3

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    This one is from a favourite of most of ours.

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  • The Furies is coming to DVD

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    There are tens of thousands of movies currently available on DVD, with dozens more making their premier on a weekly basis. And yet, despite this glut of available titles, there’s also a good number of fine films that have yet to make their way to the market. In fact, I maintain a running list of movies that I call my “wish list”, ones I’m dying to own, yet aren’t currently available on DVD here in the States. Some are films I’ve seen years ago which left an impression (Cal, Hotel Terminus), others I’ve never seen, but want to in the worst way (like Abel Gance’s Napoleon and 1927 Best Picture winner, Wings). Well, I just discovered that one of the titles on my list, Anthony Mann’s 1950 western/drama, The Furies, is about to be released. What’s more, it’s getting the Criterion treatment!

    Starring Walter Huston and Barbara Stanwyck, The Furies first came to my attention while watching the excellent 1995 BBC Dosumentary, A Personal Journey with Martin Scorsese Through American Movies. In it, Scorsese, discussing the Western genre, touches on the films of Anthony Mann and proceeds to show a clip from The Furies that blew me away, involving the hanging of an innocent man carried out by Huston’s character as a means of “controling” his daughter, played by Stanwyck. I’ve already touched on the fact that I’m a fan of Mann’s westerns in a previous post, and own all of the ones currently available on DVD. Yet I always felt that, without The Furies, my collection just wasn’t complete.

    While I wasn’t able to locate the clip I mentioned above, I did find two others from The Furies that I feel demonstrate just how awesome this movie is going to be. More than that, they add a deeper layer to the film, one I wasn’t banking on. In a nutshell, I can’t wait for this one to come out!

    Click on “more” below to see the clips, and check out the synopsis of the film on the Criterion website, and I’m confident that you, too, will look forward to this one’s release (NOTE: I should warn you that the clips may contain spoilers, but I seriously doubt they’ll really spoil anything…this story looks like one with many, many layers).

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  • Quantum of Solace: Behind the Scenes

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    Thanks to the kids over at Reelzchannel.com, we’ve got a quick, behind the scenes look at the newest James Bond film, Quantum of Solace. Say what you will about the title and the reservations that always come from a new director (Marc Forster) taking the helm of a franchise, from what I can see here, I like the look of the film. It looks to have a lot more stunt work from Craig himself and it seems pretty gruelling. Good. The more gruelling it is, hopefully the bigger the payoff.

    I don’t know what it is about the Bond franchise. None of them are particularly fantastic or worth talking much about after the fact, but I always eagerly anticipate their release every few years. Especially with how pretty great the franchise reboot was with Daniel Craig in Casino Royale; I eagerly anticipate this one as well.

    Quantum of Solace opens nationwide on November 7th. See you there. In the meantime, have a look at some cool clips and interviews…



  • A Batman and Robin Movie I Didn’t Know About

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    Why didn’t anyone tell me this existed? I just picked up a DVD of Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt. It looks like a total blast. Here is the synopsis from DVD cover:

    When the original Batmobile is stolen, there’s no time to call the police. This is a job for actors! Thirty-five years after BATMAN went off the air, a fiendish criminal mastermind is forcing Adam West and Burt Ward to relive their legendary pasts as The Caped Crusader and The Boy Wonder. What went on when the costumes came off? The Dynamic Duo reveal the entire bizarre-but-true story through classic clips, surprise guest stars and THWAK!-filled flashbacks to the on-and-off camera controversies, scandals and ego battles behind one of the most wildly popular series in TV history!

    Still-diabolical Bat-Villains Julie Newmar, Frank Gorshin and Lee Meriwether co-star along with Betty White, Curtis Armstrong and Lyle Waggoner in this reunion movie like no other, from the creators of SURVIVING GILLIGAN’S ISLAND!

    I know what I’m watching this weekend.

    Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt
  • Nick Cave and Warren Ellis to Score The Road

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    nickcave.JPGThis isn’t really surprising, seeing as John Hillcoat previously used Nick Cave and Warren Ellis for his previous masterpiece The Proposition, but it’s good to finally get the confirmation that these two are on board to create the music for Hillcoat’s upcoming Cormac McCarthy adaptation The Road. Since this movie is going to be a pretty high-profile film, hopefully these guys can finally get the recognition they deserve, especially after the ridiculous snub by all of the big awards this past year for their work on The Assassination of Jesse James (easily one of my favorite movie scores ever). There are very few movies I’m looking forward to more than The Road – and the fact that Cave and Ellis are on board greatly increases how much I’m looking forward to this.

    Really though, you should probably purchase the Jesse James soundtrack. And probably The Proposition‘s soundtrack too, while you’re at it. Support good music! And this stuff is unbelievably good.

  • Screen Shot Quiz #2

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    I posted this one back on the Movie Patron forums but its been a while. I just love the shot so I’m posting it again. I’ll ask that if you were around on the forum and were playing in the game that you refrain from answering if you know what movie it is from.

    To keep things simple I’ll just be running the game close to daily. If you have a screen shot you want me to run feel free to send it to john@rowthree.com and I’ll use it on an upcoming quiz. That saves us all the problems of adding html code to the comments.

    Screen Shot 3

    If no one guesses correctly what movie this is from I’ll start giving hints.

  • Hidden Treasures – Week of March 23rd

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    Due to the upcoming Holiday, I thought I’d get the next installment of Hidden Treasures out a bit earlier than usual. Enjoy!

    A Man for All Seasons (1966)
    A stage play, no matter how successful it may be, does not always translate well to film. After all, film is a visual art, whereas theatrical drama, by its very nature, is driven by its dialogue. There is that rare occasion, however, where a play is so well written, so intelligently crafted and so intriguing from start to finish, that it transcends its medium, and is a rousing success in any form. A Man for All Seasons, Fred Zinnemann’s 1966 Award-Winning adaptation of Robert Bolt’s long-running play, is but one example of such a success. It is also one of the best examples. In order to secure the succession of his dynasty, England’s King Henry VIII (Robert Shaw) divorces his queen so that he may marry Anne Boleyn (Vanessa Redgrave), whom he hopes will finally bear him the son he so eagerly desires. Sir Thomas More (Paul Scofield) is the Lord High Chancellor of England, and has always been a loyal servant of the King. However, Sir Thomas is also a servant of God, and when the Church of England splits from the Roman Catholic Church over the issue of the divorce, Sir Thomas resigns his position and refuses to recognize the king’s new marriage. Sir Thomas also takes the dangerous position of refusing to swear an oath of loyalty to the new Church of the land, despite the best efforts of the King’s ministers, including Thomas Cromwell (Leo McKern) and The Duke of Norfolk (Nigel Davenport), to convince him otherwise. A man of principle, Sir Thomas will not succumb to their ultimatums, and is willing to stand alone against his egomaniacal King and carry his moral stance with him, if necessary, all the way to the grave. As portrayed in A Man For All Seasons, Sir Thomas More was a man of principle. I admit that I was impressed by his moral stance; his adherence to what he believed was right, and as a result, I did respect the man. I also must concede that Thomas More was a much better man than I could ever hope to be. Truth be told, if I were in his position, with the good graces of an entire country at my disposal, I would have caved to public pressure in a heartbeat. This is probably why I hold A Man for All Seasons in such high regard. Every now and again, I think it’s good for us to realize that what we do, what we say, and how we behave may not always be the correct course of action. Sir Thomas More remained a man of principle to the end, always true to himself and his philosophies. He was a rare breed if ever there was one, and this film captures his indomitable spirit perfectly.

    La Femme Nikita (1990)
    At first glance, director Luc Besson’s La Femme Nikita appears to be little more than the story of a highly trained female assassin. In reality, the film is much more complex, weaving the dramatic tale of a deadly killer who, through desperation and countless hours of soul searching, ultimately discovers that she is a woman after all. Nikita (Anne Parillaud), a street junkie sentenced to life in prison for the murder of a police officer, is given a chance to redeem herself when she is ‘volunteered’ by the French government to train as an undercover assassin. Her instructor, Bob (Tcheky Karyo), is firm but fair with his newest pupil, and sees in her the makings of a great secret agent. After three years of training and a very dangerous ‘real-time’ test, Nikita is released into the world with a new identity and the promise that she’ll be contacted shortly to carry out her first mission. Suddenly forced into the uneasy role of homemaker, Nikita makes a trip to the local supermarket where she meets Marco (Jean-Hughes Anglade), a cashier. The two strike up a romance, and Nikita falls deeply in love for the first time in her life. But will this new relationship be strong enough to survive the reality of her violent profession? Despite what you may assume from the film’s trailers, the most impressive aspect of La Femme Nikita had little to do with the film’s various action sequences (which are, truth be told, exciting and highly charged). Instead, I found myself drawn to the story of Nikita’s transformation, where a rugged, violent tomboy changed into a beautiful, elegant woman right before my eyes. Anne Parillaud is pitch perfect as Nikita, equally convincing as both cold-hearted killer and beautiful woman in love. So astonishing was this transformation that, at first, I believed two different actresses had played the role. Parillaud’s performance is absolutely wonderful. La Femme Nikita works on every level it attempts to reach, and is all at once exciting, tense, and touching. By the time Nikita’s story reaches its climax, we have witnessed an incredible metamorphosis, where a violent young girl becomes an attractive, alluring woman. But don’t let her new demeanor fool you. The fact remains that, no matter how elegant Nikita may become, she’s still someone you wouldn’t want staring you down through the view scope of a rifle.

    Elephant (2003)
    Elephant will shake you. Don’t doubt that for a moment. Inspired by the tragic shooting spree at Columbine High School on April 20, 1999, Elephant employs an observant, documentary style to bring a similar tragedy as close to home as we can possibly bear. It’s a normal school day for many students at this suburban High School in Portland, Oregon. They make their way to and from class, visit the cafeteria, the library, and the offices, discuss what they’ll be doing after school, and arrange meetings with each other for later that day. But for many, these plans will never come to pass. An unexpected shooting spree will result in the murder of some, while simultaneously changing everyone else’s lives forever. Elephant unfolds its events in a random order, and at times we watch the same scene play itself out two, maybe even three times, each from an entirely different perspective. John (John Robinson) and Eli (Elias McConnell) bump into each other in the hallway and stop to chat. They eventually part company and go their separate ways. From here, John walks outside the school, just in time see Alex (Alex Frost) and his friend, Eric (Eric Deulen), who are dressed in army camouflage and carrying large duffel bags. “Get out of here and don’t come back”, they tell John, and John proceeds to warn everyone he comes across that something very bad is about to happen. When we next witness this same exchange between John and Eli, it’s much later in the film. This time, we follow Eli as he walks to the library, all the while knowing what’s happening at that precise moment in the schoolyard. We know, but Eli doesn’t, and is in grave danger as a result. Director Gus Van Sant uses the repetition of such events to wonderful effect. By re-visiting scenes like the one above, he establishes a timeline that successfully intensifies the film’s dramatic tone. We know what unfortunate others do not, and are powerless to help them. Van Sant presents each sequence of Elephant as if in full documentary mode, resulting in a level of realism that is rarely seen in a non-documentary film. It’s almost a cliché to say “it was a day like most others”, but Elephant shows us that it was just that, and the film’s tragic finale is all the more distressing as a result.

  • The Riff Horses Don’t They? Splitters!

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    MST3K Split

    It was a sad day in 1999 when Best Brains closed up shop and shut down the cult favourite MST3K (that’s Mystery Science Theater 3000 if you’re not into the whole brevity thing). After enduring 3 venue changes (cable access to Comedy Central to the Sci-Fi Channel) and nearly every cast member and writer appearing in front of the camera before moving on to other things, the show lasted nearly 200 episodes and 11 years. For those not familiar with this touchstone of indie American TV, the premise was that three guys would sit in a theater (projected as silhouettes) and mock (aka riff) old cheesy films that had lapsed into the public domain. It was funnier than that previous sentence makes it sounds. It’s goofy, dorky and childish, but also clever, subversive and hilarious.

    The show gave me a deep seated love of both gloriously trashy 1950s and 1960s sci-fi, monster, gangster and teen angst movies but it also introduced me Mario Bava when the bots took on Danger Diabolik. Also, MST3K put Manos: Hands of Fate on the cinematic map. Furthermore, their constant unearthing or old industrial films, corporate training videos and educational films for riffing were nothing short of brilliant re-purposing of nostalgic minutiae.

    Fans of the show often got into Kirk-Picard debates over who was the better ‘host’: The shows creator (droll) Joel Hodgson or the shows head writer and successor, (peppy) Mike Nelson. On a personal note, I think I preferred Joel, but Mike had some of the best shows.

    Well the debate can continue, because a few years ago, Mike Nelson gathered some of the later shows writers and cast members to record MP3 tracks that could be played alongside mainstream Hollywood movies that would shred them verbally. They called it RiffTrax and have over 50 commentaries to date. Some of the film choices are quite savvy: Roadhouse, Point Break, The Wickerman (2006) and most of the big franchises like Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Jurassic Park. He has had some cherry picked celebrity riffers on hand as well, including Weird Al Yankovic, Fred Willard and Neil Patrick Harris. Yes, when Mike gets the entrepreneurial spirit, he does it with class. The catch is, in order to avoid being sued out of existence, Mike and Co. require that you provide the DVD and synchronize the audio at the beginning of watching. Out of nostalgia for MST3K, they also do some videos of old industrial/educational shorts which can be downloaded from the site.

    More recently, in late 2007, Joel Hodgson and many of the very original MST3K cast members formed Cinematic Titanic where they buy the rights to old flicks, record the silhouettes in front of the screen and riff away, almost exactly the same as the original show, just without the intermediate sketches. Currently they are only shipping DVDs for about $15 a pop, but next month the website is offering direct downloads.

    Just a question for the RowThee-ers out there. Did you enjoy MST3K? Have you downloaded a RiffTrax or CinemaTitanic? Would You?

    This article came about from noticing an interview with Joel over at IFC.

  • Extended Thoughts: Southland Tales

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    Southland Tales CaptionedRichard Kelly’s Donnie Darko had people talking endlessly trying to sort out the puzzle presented by a time rift of quasi-existential nature. In one interpretation, supported by the famous shot set to Gary Farmer’s rendition of “Mad World,” perhaps Donnie was a small-scale Christ figure, dying for all the suburban sinners of the 1980s. Maybe, maybe not.

    Regardless, the lingering elements nearly a decade later, for me personally, with that film were the human touches: Jenna Malone waving to Mary MacDonnell in the closing shot. Drew Barrymore being fired from her job (for doing it with integrity) and howling in raw frustration, Holmes Osbourne worried that the insurance company might “fuck him on the shingle match” after part of their house is demolished. American Culture and kitsch played a minor yet resonating role: The Smurfs, Michael Dukakis, the Married with Children sitcom, and in particular SparkleMotion which saw 10 year old Daveigh Chase and her classmates make it to Ed McMahon’s Star Search by way of a highly sexualized dance routine to Duran Duran (or Pet Shop Boys depending on which version of the film you watch).

    With Southland Tales, Kelly has upped the politics, kitsch imagery (Uncle Sam, porno, talk shows), religious noodling (here, Revelations) to a pitch that deafens all humanity out of the equation. Maybe that is his point, but much like Mike Judge’s Idiocracy, if you have a film which requires a world populated by crass imbeciles, you may just have shot yourself in the foot. Phillip K. Dick had to good sense to keep his people human, even as they were being slowly digested by the machine. In short, Kelly’s insistence on keeping things messy makes it awful hard to keep any honest-to-goodness emotion on the table. To say the narrative lacks focus, is an understatement of the highest order.

    The two clear influences that I get out of Southland Tales are Mulholland Dr. and The Big Lebowski. This may just tell the tale, but it makes Kelly look like a poor imitator despite the film having some memorable imagery toward the end. If the first two hours were as good as the last half hour, and Kelly managed to merge a sliver of emotion into the plastic and glitter fabric he is weaving. Bear with me here. Rebekah del Rio sings the National Anthem here as the apocalypse is at hand. This is not a nod to Mulholland Dr., this is firing the flare gun right between the eyes of that film. The scene in David Lynch’s film is one of my single favourite scenes in cinema, period; and it would be easy to hate on Kelly for appropriating it, but damn if the musical number with back-up violins and a gigantic American flag isn’t a doozy in its own right. At about this point, Southland Tales threatens to resonate, even if it is a little too little too late. Other surreal images, in particular, Orwellian office workers doing stretching exercises in USident’s computer farm or an SUV making sweet CGI love to another vehicle seem to stem from Kelly acting on instinct and subconscious, much like Lynch. He just isn’t that good at it yet.

    Furthermore, the smoky beer-soaked Justin Timberlake musical number in the centre of the film, caused by new-age drug and renewable energy source Liquid Karma (it’s hemp, only more sci-fi!), certainly brings to mind The Dude renting shoes from Saddam and teaching Brunehilde-Maude how to roll before being the ball himself. A certain sequence on a floating ice-cream truck above the lights of L.A. looks a lot like another Lebowski acid-flashback. The tableau of urban California, from Venice Beach to Malibu and everything in between seems to recall the Coen’s modus operandi in the Big Lebowski, although there appears to be no sign of either Karl Hungus fixing the cable, or Sam Elliot wandering in to explain things through the fourth wall.

    So in the end, we are left with a zesty enterprise, signifying nothing other than the fact that US is going to hell in a hand-basket. Only in such a miasma of media saturation could a movie like Southland Tales be even possible. It is a bitter pill and we don’t have to like it, but there is no denying that it is a product of our times. Much like the business ambitions of porn-star-activist Krysta Now, namely to have a TV Show, pop album and an anthology of digital videos; Southland Tales has a dense website, three thick graphic novels, and the first of (likely) several editions of directors cuts and alternate version DVDs. I’m still waiting on that energy drink though – The Rock tells me that it is mighty tasty (its the electrolytes); but then who is to trust a schizophrenic movie star with political ties.

  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Trailer

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    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Movie StillI assume it’s like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with vampires. I say assume because I still haven’t seen R&G.

    This story of a ladies man (Jake Hoffman – yes, that be Dustin’s son) who takes on the role of directing a bizzare adaptation of Hamlet. Among a cast of virtual unknowns is Jeremy Sisto who I always love to see, Devon Aoki who is mostly known for her turn as Miho in Sin City and The Karate Kid himself Ralph Macchio also makes an appearance as Aoki’s boyfriend.

    I wasn’t particularly amused with the trailer but I was thinking that it looked nice and then one of the characters utters the line “Hamlet was some sort of Spanish male whore” which made me spew coffee all over the contracts on my desk. That alone redeems the entire project for me.

    Currently Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead doesn’t have a release date but according to Gothamist, director Jordan Galland is trying to get it ready for a Halloween release.

    Thanks to Quiet Earth, you can check out the trailer which is tucked under the seat. I warn you to refrain from drinking beverages while watching it.

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