
Director: Joby Harold
Writer: Joby Harold
Producers: Jason Kilot, Jason Kliot, John Penotti, Joana Vicente
Starring: Hayden Christiansen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, Lena Olin
MPAA Rating: R
Running time: 84 min.

What is wrong with Hayden Christiansen? It’s no wonder he’s accused by the general movie-going audience of being a terrible actor. It’s when he picks scripts like this that do him no justice, when cinemaphiles know he is capable of so much more (Factory Girl, Shattered Glass, Life as a House). Likewise with Terrence Howard. I wanted to reach into the screen and strangle some sense into both of them.
Awake is the story of a rich and fairly powerful young man (Christiansen) with a heart condition. He’s been on the donor’s list for a new heart for months and just keeps waiting and waiting. Meanwhile, he’s got a company to run, a fiancée (Alba) who is upset with him for not telling his overbearing mother (Olin) that they are engaged and the memories (or lack thereof) and legacy of a dead father to live up to. When a heart is finally available, he’s whisked off to surgery for an immediate transplant. Problem is, the general anesthesia paralyzes him well enough, but he’s really still awake and can hear all around him and worse yet, can feel the pain of the scalpel cutting him open.
To me, this sounds like a potentially interesting storyline. Maybe something you might find from an Asian horror director or adapted from a Stephen King novel. Except for the fact the surgery doesn’t even take place until about 30 minutes left in the film. The entire running length of the movie is wasted with Christiansen and Alba chatting about their upcoming marriage and trying to hide it. Useless dialogue between Howard and Christiansen to let us know they are friends. It’s very noticeable and frustrating because it seems like nothing interesting seems to ever be happening.


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